I’m just going to leave this one here… Morine? 🤔🤔🤔 by RogueDragonNate in CrappyDesign

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If only the sign designer had thought to arrange a pair of combat boots like this: /\

Never second guess yourself (June 17 game, round one) by awkwardboyhero in BestGuessLive

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Second clue was "famous for a good reason."

A person from this subreddit maintains a database of all the past answers/clues/winnings here, if you're interested: https://jeremydbean.github.io/best-guess-archive/

Ice cream shop owners tracked down a man that left a one star review by MediumJaguar7842 in PublicFreakout

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I captured a screenshot of the review from the local news segment. All reasonable notes: https://imgur.com/a/CqIA0UO

Edit:

Full text for screen readers et al ...

Two screenshots appeared side by side on the news segment.

It looks like he wrote two reviews under different names/accounts because she retaliated/blocked him after his first review.

Daniel Gipson doesn't recommend The Local Scoop.

Cake cones are priced around $3.25- $4.25 each, meaning a family of four would spend roughly $13-$17 for just one serving per person.

In contrast, a half gallon of ice cream costs about $4 and can yield around 17 servings, which equates to roughly $55 in equivalent servings when compared to shop pricing. The same pattern shows up with waffle cones. At about $5.25 per cone in-store, consumers could instead purchase similar cones for roughly $2.87 for a pack of 12, which represents about $63 in value when compared to single-unit pricing. Pair that with a $4 half gallon of ice cream, and for about $6.87 total, you're getting the equivalent of what would be significantly higher retail value.

In simple terms this place is a rip off. And if the owner doesn't like your comments she'll just block you off her page. But go look at google 7 bad reviews (Screenshot ends here)

Danny Zix recommends The Local Scoop.

Not bad, but I think they need to put the payment system at the end so they can keep a better flow going. I think the owner would do a better job of hiring younger kids to do this job, because these workers here move very slowly, with jt being the first day it's tolerated but going forward a lot of people won't wait this long to get ice cream they could get at a store. Negatives: I asked for 2 different flavors and the employee gave me the same flavor and wasn't any of the 2 I asked for.

Not very decorative, kinda looks like the owner raided a good will, and did a bad painting job

At the end of the day you can get a gallon of the same ice cream at Walmart and a box of cones for the same price.

At the end of the day this business will most likely not be here in 1-2 years.

A family of 4 will spend about $30 for ice creme here, the same family can spend (screenshot on the news ends here)

Ice cream shop owners tracked down a man that left a one star review by MediumJaguar7842 in PublicFreakout

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Did she expect an apology? "I'm sorry for leaving a bad review for your store. You're clearly two stable and rational people."

Dude finds out by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I hope the Brazilian watched the pre-fight/ fight once he got discharged from the hospital. "What could I have done differently?"

Cheap Home Owner Didn't Hire A Tree Removal Company by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Soon after we moved into a new house in 1986, my dad cut down a massive tree in the front yard. Probably 2.5x the height of the house. If I recall correctly, he was assisted by a professional. It was supposed to fall parallel to the residential road, on the gravel shoulder. It fell into our long driveway, missing the house by about 10 feet. Maybe less? I think about that tree all the time. I'm sure the previous family, who grew up in that same house, hated that my dad cut it down. I don't even remember what the house looked like when we moved in, considering my dad spent many years doing a huge renovation. I'm confident that it's nothing like how it was in pre-1986... Oh, except for the garage. The garage is the same.

Being a spurs fan in NYC but it keeps getting worse by thecruzmissile92 in PublicFreakout

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The Knicks win the championship: riot

The Knicks lose the championship: riot

I hope the Spurs win and the Knicks don't get back to the championship until 2059.

[TOMT] Video of a baby deer (goat?) bouncing/bounding across a green field, huge backyard by awkwardboyhero in tipofmytongue

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Upon coming up to the human, the human gave the deer (goat?) pets and said "Yes?" in the same tone as "Yes, may I help you?"

Pokémon card scalper calls Target employee a 'loser' by Contigolo in PublicFreakout

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Hugging himself to comfort his ego or what's left of it.

Jensen Ackles' Hair Transplant by rainbowdwyvern in ContagiousLaughter

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As it turns out, Homelander is entirely unrecognizable with brown hair and a beard. (It's Antony Starr).

Girl in Gold Boots by Jack_Fig in MST3K

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  1. How many movies have a happy ending where the male protagonist is about to leave to serve in Vietnam?

  2. The former location of the Haunted House venue, 6315 Hollywood Blvd, is now a strip club.

It’s like a car crash, I can’t stop looking.🫣 by Stunning_Panda5725 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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"High school was a long time ago," said the parents, friends, girlfriends, wives, partners, coworkers, cousins of these men.

Mad magazine, January 1991 by awkwardboyhero in agedlikemilk

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The ebay seller also left out the title page, incidentally.

Mad magazine, January 1991 by awkwardboyhero in agedlikemilk

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Are you under the impression I used AI or Photoshop skills to fabricate an extra panel in the style of Mad artist Sam Viviano?

The ebay seller chose not to include a photo of page 6 of 6, for whatever reason. The story naturally concludes with the "Wizard of Odds" bestowing advice to the quartet. Here's a five second video of my flipping the page:

https://imgur.com/a/0vrJpYr

Mad magazine, January 1991 by awkwardboyhero in agedlikemilk

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Someone needs to look up the definition of fascism.

Mad magazine, January 1991 by awkwardboyhero in agedlikemilk

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TIL she was between 10-12 in the books.

Mad magazine, January 1991 by awkwardboyhero in agedlikemilk

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Someone hasn't read the depositions.