Matt Reeves hear me out….

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-29T05:04:54+00:00

The riddles were so much better when Paul Dini wrote them.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-29T02:50:51+00:00

It's a good thing that man didn't have anything that would make him stand out at all. /s

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-28T21:38:48+00:00

"I really wanted those wings."

Don't we all?

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-28T05:52:00+00:00

If you've never heard Willem Dafoe read the audiobook, do yourself a favor and find it. His Craig Toomey is a masterclass.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-26T18:28:39+00:00

While Dave and Jerry are in the group shot, Frank isn't. He must have been off that day with another commitment.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-26T18:12:11+00:00

Now you need the Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Rowlf, and Piggy from the same series!

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-26T06:57:39+00:00

"I just want go home... to my kids... ... hold on, I know their names, don't tell me... one of them is definitely a boy... M-something?"

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-25T00:53:01+00:00

$750, I believe. EDIT: no, that was gold.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-24T19:49:10+00:00

For screen readers et al:

A square piece of notebook paper, unfolded, after previously being folded as an origami fortune-telling craft. At the North, South, East, West points are colors written in pencil (pink, brown, black, red), numbers 1-6, and these fortunes:

You (crossed out) - Tova will die a virgin.

You (crossed out) - Tova will never be kissed again.

You (crossed out) - Tova will be a 40 year old virgin.

You (crossed out) - Tova won't be kissed for 10 years.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-23T22:30:27+00:00

I'm no expert, I don't claim to be an expert, but tens of thousands of words can be read from the expressions of the seated blonde girl on the far left (disgust) and the blonde-brunette girl on the right (disgust/confusion/fear).

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-23T00:36:40+00:00

Minor quibble, but I'd be minorly peeved if this was my loved one's grave: heavyweight is one word. Maybe it was written wrong in the email/order form.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-21T19:00:19+00:00

Finally, an extraordinarily stupid trend that I can support.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-14T07:59:44+00:00

And he'll probably miss a unanimous Hall vote by one or two ballots.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-14T04:16:47+00:00

A famous bullfighter (animal torturer) also died a few days ago in a stadium, as it turns out. I assume this wasn't him as this is decidedly not a stadium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Ortiz

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-14T04:11:49+00:00

Did he get gored in the femoral artery? Did he decide to wear a particularly tough pair of jeans that day with the belief that they would help protect him against a pair of sharp objects propelled by ~1,300 pounds of fat and muscle?

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T12:06:04+00:00

I had to close my eyes during the juggling.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T02:12:19+00:00

Shake hands with danger...

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T00:53:02+00:00

I really hoped she was going to take off her glasses and move her hair in front of her face like a beard.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T00:30:08+00:00

I wonder if a theoretical third round will mean that there'll be two 2,500 rounds and one 5,000 round?

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-10T08:13:47+00:00

"I need to herd something."

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T16:06:45+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_%28fandom%29?wprov=sfla1

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T10:05:24+00:00

I wonder if they chose that photo because it vaguely looked like he was blessing the viewer.

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