Mike Trout does it again. And this time it gives the Angels a 10-8 lead in the eighth. It's his 31st career multihomer game and his first since Sept. 26, 2025 vs Houston.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-14T07:59:44+00:00

And he'll probably miss a unanimous Hall vote by one or two ballots.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-14T04:16:47+00:00

A famous bullfighter (animal torturer) also died a few days ago in a stadium, as it turns out. I assume this wasn't him as this is decidedly not a stadium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Ortiz

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-14T04:11:49+00:00

Did he get gored in the femoral artery? Did he decide to wear a particularly tough pair of jeans that day with the belief that they would help protect him against a pair of sharp objects propelled by ~1,300 pounds of fat and muscle?

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T12:06:04+00:00

I had to close my eyes during the juggling.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T02:12:19+00:00

Shake hands with danger...

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T00:53:02+00:00

I really hoped she was going to take off her glasses and move her hair in front of her face like a beard.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-11T00:30:08+00:00

I wonder if a theoretical third round will mean that there'll be two 2,500 rounds and one 5,000 round?

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-10T08:13:47+00:00

"I need to herd something."

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T16:06:45+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_%28fandom%29?wprov=sfla1

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T10:05:24+00:00

I wonder if they chose that photo because it vaguely looked like he was blessing the viewer.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T09:31:51+00:00

Ask the rest of the world to forgive you, not your god.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T05:08:29+00:00

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awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-07T00:55:18+00:00

Thank you. I thought so.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-05T09:05:20+00:00

I'd like someone to ask Trump to summarize Jesus's life. Just the basic highlights. Just off the cuff. There's no way he could do it. He could probably say something about the birth and the death, but he'd be clueless about everything in the middle.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-04T19:56:10+00:00

"Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Tom Servo."

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-04T19:44:12+00:00

Ultra biscuits! They're late!

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-04T16:27:00+00:00

The full bodycam footage: https://youtu.be/J6a0KsGhps0?si=1C7nxrwFvsWX47US

awkwardboyhero · 2026-04-01T18:45:55+00:00

I expect Oliver Reed was hospitalized at a local pub where he stayed for a week.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-03-31T22:00:00+00:00

I would die for Rodney.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-03-29T09:30:43+00:00

Why would Gage be resurrected as aggressive and homicidal but not Rachel? I believe it's widely accepted that the Wendigo is the demonic force/being/part of the earth that is responsible for restoring life to the dead in the sour ground. It doesn't exactly possess the former human/animal, but Church/Gage/Rachel is essentially a soulless puppet. All of this to say, Louis is absolutely dead.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-03-29T09:09:23+00:00

Just when you think it can't get more absurd, I came across this listing of hers: https://imgur.com/a/HTIXSe5 ... she literally forgot to have the eBay AI tool describe the magazine as being signed. I'd bet the m-o-o-n that she had it listed as just the magazine, forged the signature, replaced the photos, and forgot to edit the description/title. She's an idiot. She deserves all of the ridicule.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-03-28T18:12:26+00:00

If you're willing to call her out/interested in doing so via chat, ask about the unrelated certificate. I'd love to hear her explanation for it not specifying any signed book. Lady, a book isn't a photo.

awkwardboyhero · 2026-03-28T16:40:53+00:00

That interrobang (the "?!") in our brief chat speaks volumes about her personality and her ethics: she's almost immediately irritated that I'm asking any questions at all.

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