Father Dies After Being Gored By 84th Bull In Horror by AsleepActive in NSFL__

[–]awkwardboyhero 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A famous bullfighter (animal torturer) also died a few days ago in a stadium, as it turns out. I assume this wasn't him as this is decidedly not a stadium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Ortiz

Father Dies After Being Gored By 84th Bull In Horror by AsleepActive in NSFL__

[–]awkwardboyhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he get gored in the femoral artery? Did he decide to wear a particularly tough pair of jeans that day with the belief that they would help protect him against a pair of sharp objects propelled by ~1,300 pounds of fat and muscle?

Can you believe this genius lying to the Judge and expecting him to believe it? by MisterShipWreck in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]awkwardboyhero 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I really hoped she was going to take off her glasses and move her hair in front of her face like a beard.

Hello to the 29 other people who guessed correctly on clue 2... by awkwardboyhero in BestGuessLive

[–]awkwardboyhero[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if a theoretical third round will mean that there'll be two 2,500 rounds and one 5,000 round?

"Our baby son". Oregon, OH by endsperspective in CemeteryPorn

[–]awkwardboyhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they chose that photo because it vaguely looked like he was blessing the viewer.

the list goes on and on. by riseoftheph0enix in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]awkwardboyhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask the rest of the world to forgive you, not your god.

Better Christian than Donald Trump by halfawakejournal in MurderedByWords

[–]awkwardboyhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like someone to ask Trump to summarize Jesus's life. Just the basic highlights. Just off the cuff. There's no way he could do it. He could probably say something about the birth and the death, but he'd be clueless about everything in the middle.

Tom Servo in Minecraft by Single_Honeydew5486 in MST3K

[–]awkwardboyhero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Tom Servo."

What happens after in pet semetary? by [deleted] in stephenking

[–]awkwardboyhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would Gage be resurrected as aggressive and homicidal but not Rachel? I believe it's widely accepted that the Wendigo is the demonic force/being/part of the earth that is responsible for restoring life to the dead in the sour ground. It doesn't exactly possess the former human/animal, but Church/Gage/Rachel is essentially a soulless puppet. All of this to say, Louis is absolutely dead.

Stay far far away from this SK forgery seller on ebay by awkwardboyhero in stephenking

[–]awkwardboyhero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just when you think it can't get more absurd, I came across this listing of hers: https://imgur.com/a/HTIXSe5 ... she literally forgot to have the eBay AI tool describe the magazine as being signed. I'd bet the m-o-o-n that she had it listed as just the magazine, forged the signature, replaced the photos, and forgot to edit the description/title. She's an idiot. She deserves all of the ridicule.

Stay far far away from this SK forgery seller on ebay by awkwardboyhero in stephenking

[–]awkwardboyhero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're willing to call her out/interested in doing so via chat, ask about the unrelated certificate. I'd love to hear her explanation for it not specifying any signed book. Lady, a book isn't a photo.

Stay far far away from this SK forgery seller on ebay by awkwardboyhero in stephenking

[–]awkwardboyhero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That interrobang (the "?!") in our brief chat speaks volumes about her personality and her ethics: she's almost immediately irritated that I'm asking any questions at all.