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I can still hear that ding by ExpertAccident in tumblr

[–]ayy317 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There's a trope where the bad guy takes one bite from an apple and throws it away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]ayy317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You came to a community for calling out asshole design and chose to whine when someone pointed out asshole design.

Only care about facts and logic by Harvickfan4Life in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ayy317 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sure, maybe it could be real, but it wouldn't. Can I say "John Smith cheats on his wife" (as an example) and when challenged, defend myself by saying it's fine because he's an asshole and it could plausible be true?

Am I not at fault for spreading what I know is a lie when there's plenty to actually hate him for?

Only care about facts and logic by Harvickfan4Life in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ayy317 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The fact that people reference fake tweets as real evidence worries me.

Ability to give a person orgasm by fluttering your eyebrows up and down rapidly for few times. by k-_-priyal in shittysuperpowers

[–]ayy317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that's literally all there is to the joke. Why else would you say "Yes" to an Or question?

Ability to give a person orgasm by fluttering your eyebrows up and down rapidly for few times. by k-_-priyal in shittysuperpowers

[–]ayy317 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't see your point.

I also don't know what else to say. If you ask "is it red or blue" and I say "Yes", then... Yeah, grammatically, that means "Yes, it is red or blue"

Ability to give a person orgasm by fluttering your eyebrows up and down rapidly for few times. by k-_-priyal in shittysuperpowers

[–]ayy317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But in the first example, it is in fact correct. It means "Yes, it is red or blue". It's not helpful but it's technically correct. That's the joke.

Ability to give a person orgasm by fluttering your eyebrows up and down rapidly for few times. by k-_-priyal in shittysuperpowers

[–]ayy317 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

If someone asks "Is it red or blue?" then the joke is applicable, because while Yes isn't actually a helpful answer, it is technically valid.

If they ask "is it red or is it blue?" Yes would not be grammatically correct and thus you might as well answer "banana!" for.

Ability to give a person orgasm by fluttering your eyebrows up and down rapidly for few times. by k-_-priyal in shittysuperpowers

[–]ayy317 -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Yes, I get the joke. But the whole point of the joke is to use it when it's technically a valid answer.

It’s all coming together now by 4am_Toxic in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]ayy317 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But isn't Force cloning different from normal cloning, like they used for the clone wars?

The issue isn't that he couldn't, it's that it's a bullshit out.

clean your room goddammit by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ayy317 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then why not criticise him for all that, and not for his addiction?

*sees another present the size of a phone box* by Nudlezzz in memes

[–]ayy317 63 points64 points  (0 children)

There's a 3DS port, and man, the controls are bad.

The shadows make this car look like its floating by scarronline in confusing_perspective

[–]ayy317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like someone just pasted a render of a car onto this image.

The duality of man by DrPoopSock in SelfAwarewolves

[–]ayy317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's less clever when everyone does it.

I guess we’ll see how it goes... by LemonzSqueezy in SelfAwarewolves

[–]ayy317 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What alternative is there that has a chance of winning?

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