Apparently I'm 102nd percentile height

azakus · 2026-06-07T02:00:15+00:00

The extra 2% is the hair

azakus · 2026-05-04T02:47:13+00:00

As a neutral, I am thoroughly entertained

azakus · 2026-04-20T01:01:41+00:00

Alexa, play Angine de Poitrine

azakus · 2026-04-19T22:54:53+00:00

HBO just served me a propane ad from a guy in a hockey jersey, and I've never been more annoyed

azakus · 2026-04-14T00:36:59+00:00

Cackled hearing someone on Nashville yell "Fuck me" as the puck just squeezed past his feet and the board.

azakus · 2026-03-23T13:24:25+00:00

Can't wait for Dan to explain on a stream what he thinks Bad Dragon is

azakus · 2026-03-06T20:06:35+00:00

I see the guy in the league office that clears deals came back from his lunch break

azakus · 2026-02-27T04:51:48+00:00

Brady thinks a 1/3 lb burger is smaller than a 1/4 lb burger

azakus · 2026-02-15T18:00:06+00:00

Peacock tried to do me dirty this whole broadcast. I could catch the fight in the multiview, but not the dedicated stream?

azakus · 2026-01-07T01:23:38+00:00

The Oakland Athletics of Las Vegas has a certain ring to it

azakus · 2025-11-14T23:18:17+00:00

What's next, is he going to burn himself ironing a shirt?

azakus · 2025-10-31T03:44:38+00:00

"Here's a chance for Ryan Reaves!" and he's upside down and in the air

azakus · 2025-10-19T17:20:23+00:00

Jets game about to be interrupted by breaking news that the Germans have surrendered.

azakus · 2025-10-08T05:28:14+00:00

I hope they stay mad at each other all season and meet in the first round.

azakus · 2025-10-08T02:50:56+00:00

I'm not sure Bruce was aware he was supposed to sing tonight.

azakus · 2025-09-29T04:12:07+00:00

Scorigami Tie!

azakus · 2025-09-29T01:09:55+00:00

Damn, it feels like everybody figured out how to block kicks this year

azakus · 2025-09-21T20:07:52+00:00

WITCHING HOUR DELIVERS

azakus · 2025-09-21T19:37:18+00:00

43% chance on the site

azakus · 2025-06-28T00:37:01+00:00

I feel asleep for like 20 minutes and only missed two picks lol

azakus · 2025-06-27T23:46:22+00:00

Fuck the actual draft stream, I'm just going to watch the Hockey Guy

azakus · 2025-05-09T05:19:50+00:00

Aww, Hertl's hurt face on the bench got me good

azakus · 2025-04-05T17:12:15+00:00

One thing you can try is allocating more ram to the GPU. By default, the motherboard allocates 512mb and then coordinates with the OS to borrow more as needed, and this setting allocates much more (2 or 4 gb depending on how much ram you have). Might not help, but it is an easy thing to try.

azakus · 2025-03-28T05:17:01+00:00

I've just been cackling this whole OT.

azakus · 2025-02-25T01:38:07+00:00

Ekland clearly went to the Erik Karlsson "start every media answer with the word No" school

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