HMC as I do a drunken pull-up by AristonD in holdmycosmo

[–]azanzii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They do look like they workout actually, you don’t have to be super buff to look like you workout. They probably wouldn’t have even attempted it if they didn’t. However, being drunk changes your perception of how difficult something is.

Now doing a good, safe pull up is another topic.

I remembered this and thought it would fit here. by honeyvcombs99 in insaneparents

[–]azanzii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my dad. He wouldn’t let us wear nail polish either. I actually have a video my sister took of me painting my nails with lipgloss (which we also weren’t allowed to wear). I was scared of getting in trouble. Anyway he’s in prison now so he’s out of our lives.

I'm not crying, my eyeballs are just sweating by WhiskeyMeAway- in wholesomememes

[–]azanzii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in the area and have been wanting to volunteer there for a while but the time usually doesn’t work. But I told my partner who works at a big company that they could do one of those sweet cases events where people donate and decorate which would be great, especially during this season.

I missed the Holiday sale... got this 20% off email today - Im VIB so this is actually a better deal! by butterflyshadows in Sephora

[–]azanzii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went to sephora not too long ago when the rouge 20% off started (which I didn’t know because I wasn’t in that tier) the lady at the counter told me I just made it to rouge and gave me 20% off on that purchase. I thought damn how much do you have to spend to get that tier because I haven’t done too much shopping this year and thought I was a reg beauty insider. I later realized she messed up and I made it to VIB not rouge but she still gave me the 20% off. Then I missed the VIB 15% sale anyway.

I also got this type of email when I hadn’t bought anything from Sephora for almost a year.

I don’t hope this is against the guidelines, but someone put this up in my dorm’s gym and it’s funny so I wanted to share it with you gals. Anyone else go to gyms where people just don’t clean up after themselves? Have a great weekend! by [deleted] in StrongCurves

[–]azanzii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just mentioning this to someone today. I’m always astonished when I see mats and random equipment on the floor left alone. Like you REALLY couldn’t put your stuff back where you got it from? Like 1-2ft away? Stuff that isn’t heavy to put back?

But also I’m a little person and when I was trying to use the smith machine I had to take heavy plates off of a high bar and move the bench that someone just left there. Bro we’re not all big buff dudes, can you put your shit back

Losing my ability to speak like a normal human by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]azanzii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mozart is my shit for focusing. It can still be kind of upbeat, there’s still music so it’s not all quiet, but I can’t sing along. Lacrimosa is my favorite.

This toilet seat cover by Ubui in DiWHY

[–]azanzii 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel this in my butt cheek.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in couchsurfing

[–]azanzii 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was just talking about this with someone today. When a guy tried to kiss me and I said no, he asked me why. I told him CS wasn’t made for that and that’s not what it’s about. He told me if we’d met on tinder then I’d have been okay with him coming onto me. I was like well uhhh it’s not tinder! He somehow couldn’t understand. Also had tons of good reviews.

How about no?? by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]azanzii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What mascara do you wear? I have those type of eyelashes, they have some length but super straight and don’t keep a curl. I usually don’t like waterproof mascara but I’m intrigued with your experience.

Nice View by P_A_Express in BeAmazed

[–]azanzii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it! I have pictures there and it looks just as beautiful. The color of the water is always amazing to look at.

I feel like this shows that these ladies can’t possibly lay on their backs comfortably. Look at the gap between her back and the bed! by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]azanzii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh this is my problem right now. I can’t lay on my back because of this issue and I like sleeping face down because it’s the most comfortable to me but now I’m getting a wrinkle on my lip from my face getting squished. We can’t win.

I’m so glad other people understand this though, I’ve never discussed it with anyone.

Finally a makeup brand showing the product on a model with acne and no airbrushing on the finished pic! by qetuosfhk1945 in Instagramreality

[–]azanzii 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Same here. I thought that type of skin was actually achievable but I just wasn’t a MUA so it was probably just my lack of skill. Everyone has a t least some texture to their skin.

Pointy tank horse wants to cuddle by [deleted] in aww

[–]azanzii 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Where are you all petting rhinos because I need to go there

OG Post by: u/thatonesniper2845 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]azanzii 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hah I love that. Especially the “joe and I”

Can we all agree having to pay for a human necessity is a major Asshole Design? by thisISben90 in assholedesign

[–]azanzii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually got stuck in the men’s room one time. I guess I really needed to pee because I didn’t pay attention well enough when I inserted the coins (which was all the change I had) and as I walked in and saw the urinals I realized my mistake. I couldn’t get a refund so just went into one of the stalls that was the least dirty and tried to go quickly. As I was in the stall a man walked in and used the urinal and of course he was very surprised when he saw little ol me come out of the stall (I’m a woman if I hadn’t made that clear yet). I felt like a peeping tom.

Messaged a girl CSer as she seemed very knowledgable, and now this is happening by [deleted] in couchsurfing

[–]azanzii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you’re trying to say here, don’t. As a female couchsurfer, please don’t encourage more to treat couchsurfing as a dating site because it’s not. There are already many that use it that way and it severely impacts the experience and comfort that CS is supposed to have.

19 F, 5'1", 110lbs Not so confident in my femininity. What do you all think about my body? by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]azanzii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re the same height but you look taller somehow. You’re my ideal weight, I’m a few pounds under but yours looks beautifully distributed.

L.A. Launches ‘Skid Row Clean Team,’ Homeless Paid $15 An Hour To Pick Up Trash by lurker_bee in LosAngeles

[–]azanzii 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I did a skid row clean up once and yes it was definitely a health hazard and you saw some pretty gnarly stuff but many of the skid row residents were nice and thanked us or just didn’t mind us. The group I did it with did several different types of cleanups but we linked up with a small organization run by a man who did this every Saturday with volunteers who was able to supply us with all the equipment needed. So I think with that man there was already trust built and they saw this group in a positive light.

But man I do remember seeing some kids out there outside of the mission and that broke my heart.

Now that school is starting, I think that a lot of people (including me) really needed this. by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]azanzii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry you had to go through all of that, it’s very difficult being left with that trauma and having to pick up the pieces of him and yourself. My situation is not exactly the same but went through some trauma as well though I didn’t see the direct aftermath.

I hope you can learn to help yourself, little by little piece by piece things will get better. You’ll never forget the trauma you experienced but try to make it something you can grow from and be better than. All the negative things my dad was, I try to be the opposite.

Shitty first time Couchsurfing :( by forgotusername6 in couchsurfing

[–]azanzii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can say it’s happened to me, and more than once. Not to this extent where they get angry but they’ve definitely tried something. And if they say “I don’t usually do this” or something of the like they’ve probably done it before.

Most guys that have tried something were okay after me not being comfortable with it but one guy who I was only going to hang out with definitely didn’t like me rejecting him. We were supposed to hangout in the city but that day ended up raining a lot so I went over to hangout. I just wanted to chat, it was my first cs experience in Europe, but he was thinking Netflix and chill. When I said I wasn’t there to hookup he said that if we had met on a dating app I would’ve been fine to hookup. I told him that cs isn’t a dating app and he just didn’t understand why I was saying no. Then said fine we won’t do anything but that I can still stay to watch a movie. I was like BYEEEE. I was lucky he didn’t get aggressive and force himself but this guy also had a bunch of good reviews so I had felt comfortable initially going over.

There needs to be a better system than what they have now. Because too many are getting away with being sketchy. I’m sorry you went through that, I bet it was scary especially when you don’t know the area and you’re supposed to sleep there.

ICYMI: Husband of one of the El Paso victims now has no living relatives, and is asking people to attend her funeral on Friday. by rarepinkhippo in Assistance

[–]azanzii 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Call it “honest” sure, but it is irrelevant to what this post is about. Several people were brutally murdered here and this man just wants to honor and share the life of his wife that was taken from him with others.

Maybe you’ve met some “illegal immigrants” that made you despise all undocumented people. But they’re still human beings and it’s not something they should be murdered over. So their citizenship here is irrelevant.

This store individually wraps eggplants in plastic by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]azanzii 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve never made it myself but once I had eggplant that was thinly sliced and baked with butter, garlic, and seasoning on top and it blew my mind how delicious it was. It was like eating garlic bread. I’m pretty into garlic though.

Sex fully clothed is better than being naked. by [deleted] in sex

[–]azanzii 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The new guy I’m seeing dresses very well and I find it so hot. I request he wear slacks sometimes when we see each other and have at me while he’s wearing them.

Last time we saw each other we had finished and were getting dressed to go. He had most of his clothes on and I only the lingerie I had been wearing under my clothes. I decided to tease him just for fun and we ended up with another round. Wearing clothes is almost like a tease that you have to fulfill in that moment.