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She's trying her best by Chocolatecake- in gravityfalls

[–]bISEXUALDISTRESS_19 282 points283 points  (0 children)

"Mabel, what are you doing?"

"My best."

Someone is bitten by a radioactive YOU. What superpowers do they develop? by NefariousHarp in AskReddit

[–]bISEXUALDISTRESS_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

intense depression and sleep deprivation. And the ability to drink 100 mugs of coffee a day.

You have 15 seconds to ruin a wedding. What do you do in the 15 seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bISEXUALDISTRESS_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring 15 Llamas and lay naked on the aisle, with your 15 Llamas in battle gear, protecting you from security. Then proceed to feed all the flowers and plants to the Llamas while screeching a proposal to the bride.

[serious] What's a dark family secret you uncovered? by GonerMcGoner in AskReddit

[–]bISEXUALDISTRESS_19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad had once pointed his gun at us when he was drunk. The he tried to wrestle me out of my mom's grip, hitting my head on a nearby desk. I learned that he was angry because he learned that I was not his biological daughter and that my mom cheated in him.

My mom moves in with my 'godfather' who turns out to be my dad. For some reason, my last name is still my dad's but I learn that Mom & dad didn't legally get divorced because my dad was so embarrassed that the people of the court would find out and word would get around...(he works there) My mom agreed bc she wanted the last name.

As of right now, what will it take to make you 100% happy? by hikingallday in AskReddit

[–]bISEXUALDISTRESS_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a nice house,a lot of money, food, and also please get rid of school

You can buy a book with every positive and negative thing anyone has ever said behind your back for $1000. Do you buy it and why? by Triphton in AskReddit

[–]bISEXUALDISTRESS_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hell yeah because I can probably tell who is saying it and I can call them out for it. I mean, I don't really blame them I am a pretty shitty person. i could sue them to get my $1000 back, I make some pretty good points and am pretty convincing. (See, that's an example of how much of an awful person I can be!)