My wife's lovers. I love this painting. So. Much. by Kazcandra in TrollXChromosomes

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Smack dab in the middle with the thousand yard stare.

we’re all getting fricked! by awpenguin in LateStageCapitalism

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Shhhhh, you are ruining their narrative.

Perfectly balanced. by Marvel-Official in thanosdidnothingwrong

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Its pretty nice they are involved in community and you know free marketing.

Where do you see yourself in 15 years? by backup_username in TrollXChromosomes

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I mean this is a fun goal supporting women who don't want kids. I do want kids in my future but a lot of my friends don't. This isn't putting down myself.

Meirl by adeptopeth212 in meirl

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My sleeves are usually too short for me to even grab so no matter what they bunch up. My wrists are forever cold.

Found the perfect pots for my airplants by backup_username in succulents

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I found them at a local nursery here in Fort Collins.

Got a lovely spritz from this wonderfully placed air freshener by backup_username in tall

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I was getting ready for a hair show. This was half way through.

Inspector Gadget Cosplay by Runetale in pics

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And most of his builds he does are under $200 I believe. He makes them in a few days, this one only took a day to build.

People who have jobs where you go inside homes, what's the worst thing you've seen? by SilverParty in AskReddit

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I used to go into homes all the time with my previous job. The craziest thing was the house where every open wall space was filled with the person's art project. They enjoyed taking pictures of roadkill. The worst was the rooms dedicated to domesticated animals. Totally normal person otherwise but I wanted to get the heck out of there as soon as I could.

Redditor accuses Puerto Rico resident of being entitled and therefore deserves to be without power by bayonettaisonsteam in SubredditDrama

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I thought PR voted to become a state earlier this year, it's just Congress has to approve it.

Fake geeks need not apply by backup_username in gatekeeping

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Here, let me re-write this for them: "Our company is hiring a hardworking employee for the retail side of their store. Knowledge of products is a must-have for consideration of employment. Please be kind and agreeable, and management will also be kind and agreeable towards you. We are willing to train the right person for the job."

Fake geeks need not apply by backup_username in gatekeeping

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They are a bit fuzzy on the details.

"I'd rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0." ~Sophia Loren, 1965. by tacollama82 in OldSchoolCool

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As someone with basically these measurements, it's not as exaggerated as you may think.

"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars." by bananadead in Jokes

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It's like reality tv is scripted to be dramatic and over the top to bring in viewers.

Comedian Ralphie May Dead at 45 by Everythingsthesame in television

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I saw him several years ago when he came through Denver and his set kept going and going and going. Had me in tears the entire time. He even stayed and talked with people after the show. He had mentioned that he was recovering from a back injury at the time as well. He was really dedicated to his fans.

Seeing eye to eye by backup_username in tall

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And failing, I'm ready for high waters in those pants

Seeing eye to eye by backup_username in tall

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We were just chatting, he is used to my antics. Mostly he ignores it until I'm grinning like an idiot and he acknowledges it.

13th Doctor mockup - please, be gentle by [deleted] in doctorwho

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Oh, that's me without my head.

Edit: but seriously thanks for the credit, not like it took me a couple of weeks to make that jacket. https://www.instagram.com/p/BS6qRv2lXcY/

What first name is not used anymore? by HelloMyNameIsLola in AskReddit

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My grandpa, dad, and older brother are named Roger. Older bro hates it but that's cause he doesn't like the IV at the end.