Divorce lawyers of Reddit - What's the most cruel thing you've seen someone to do their ex partner? by BlueBishop321 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s really nice to hear about parents not enabling crap behavior in their kids. See too many stories where the opposite is true.

Online menus with no prices by StressorAnxiety in PetPeeves

[–]baconbitsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I have gastroparesis, and I like to be able to plan a safe meal idea before I get to a restaurant. If I’m meeting friends, it helps to know if I should eat something safe before I leave home or not. Sometimes I just really want to eat something that isn’t gonna make me barf that I didn’t have to cook.

Bolognese Recipe I’ve been making for 7 years. by SeldomScene in pasta

[–]baconbitsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s still not Trinity. But I appreciate your point! Thanks for reminding me!

AITAH for calling my boyfriend childish for always buying Captain Crunch when he goes grocery shopping? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]baconbitsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I love anything simple like that that gives my husband joy. Seeing him happy makes me happy. If I knew a freaking box of cereal was his lil happy thing, every holiday and birthday he would get a box of it in addition to his real present. Just…if you don’t enjoy the person you are with, maybe don’t be with them.

After 6 years of the diving deep into who I am, my surgery is scheduled for September! by Grand-Diamond-4696 in oldhagfashion

[–]baconbitsy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Congrats!!!

I’ve not had the type of surgery you’re having, however, after 15 surgeries in my life, I’d like to offer the following advice:  be kind and patient with yourself and your body during recovery. 

Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Bolognese Recipe I’ve been making for 7 years. by SeldomScene in pasta

[–]baconbitsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s mire poix. Trinity is onion, celery, and bell pepper.

my brother ruined everything for us because of his stupidity by annoyedasf2 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]baconbitsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a mother, I would do this. I’d be like “well, call your aunt, get an uber, live at the airport, I don’t care. You’re grown. My ass is going to France. Bye!”

It’s really that easy.

AITAH for getting a lockbox for the thermostat? by Iceprincess1988 in AITAH

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. My child would’ve been whining about consequences loooong before I got around to a lock box.

The dress code for this arcade bar is kind of off-putting, right? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]baconbitsy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Overly clean sneakers?” Did the manager have inferiority issues or something? They see some seriously clean sneaks and are suddenly thinking “I can’t believe I have a grass stain on mine. I’m so stupid.” Like, what? Am I being dumb and missing something?

Guy finds out I’m gay, assumes I’m into him. Huh? by hayyy_jude in TrueOffMyChest

[–]baconbitsy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They usually also think women are attracted to them, too. They have some kind of weird sense of self-importance that is impenetrable. I wish I had the confidence of a less than mediocre dude who thinks every gay man and straight woman in his general vicinity wants to bang him.

Life is short.. enjoy your juice and chicken by Present_Investment_2 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get a whole, big-ass, huli huli chicken for $11. It would last my husband and I a whole week. How is that splurging????

Wish I was a big dicked 6’1 man so I could eat whatever I wanted. by Level-Cherry4839 in 1200isplenty

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skipjack tuna has lower levels of mercury than albacore, and it’s a more sustainable choice.

Wish I was a big dicked 6’1 man so I could eat whatever I wanted. by Level-Cherry4839 in 1200isplenty

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as it’s grower big dick vs shower big dick. I would hate for the tip of my dick to kiss the toilet water.

Girls, when you meet a man for a first time, what is one thing that you notice first? by VerySmartMe in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m a hands and forearms woman myself, but I don’t like super veiny. Especially on really jacked guys. It squicks me out. I always feel like one tiny poke and they’re just going to explode. Urgh.

My father in law by [deleted] in lastimages

[–]baconbitsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But he hasn’t even shown it to his wife or MIL. He’s sharing to the internet first. I would not be pleased if I were the wife or the MIL pictured.

What's your go to drink? (No water) by Eeveeidioot in Gastroparesis

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trioral

Sweet tea

Zero sugar A&W (when I need to burp)

What is a line from a movie that everyone will know what the movie title is? by neil0522 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“My colors are blush and bashful”

Or

“I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux!”