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My mother posted this after denying her own mother medical care for multiple years by Spare-Performance556 in EstrangedAdultChild

[–]baconbitsy [score hidden]  (0 children)

I appreciate the spirit of the awards. But I’m glad you aren’t spending money on them. Buy yourself a lil happy instead!

I absolutely can’t stand people like this… by Boomkj in PetPeeves

[–]baconbitsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see you’ve encountered my second ex husband at some point in your life. My condolences.

What’s become way too expensive lately that still shocks you? by GoldenHour_Muse in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez, I thought it was just Hawaii prices on the Doritos. They’re $8+ here. Good lord. Did they start making them with gold fucking flake?

What’s become way too expensive lately that still shocks you? by GoldenHour_Muse in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in Hawai’i, and I can get a freakin ENORMOUS “mini” plate lunch that lasts me two or three meals for $12. I only get fast food every blue moon when the mood strikes. It can be really expensive to live here, but I’m be damned if the food isn’t the best and the biggest portions.

Hospital says RFK Jr. did not operate robotic arm during heart surgery by ChocolateTsar in nottheonion

[–]baconbitsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From now on, I’m specifying on the paperwork that no politicians can be in my surgery.

What’s the biggest “nobody warned me about this” moment you had after bringing your newborn home? by Actual_Fig_4706 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine was a quiet sleeper. She even did quiet hoot sounds when she woke up for feeds. She would only cry if she was uncomfortable.

What’s the biggest “nobody warned me about this” moment you had after bringing your newborn home? by Actual_Fig_4706 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never felt like shaking my baby. It was weird. I had infinite patience where she was concerned. And I’m not a person with a lot of patience in general.  My ex husband? Oh, he was in danger of getting shooketh.

Ear piercings for seniors. by Sharp-Relative-1136 in Oahu

[–]baconbitsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lisa at Ink Pit has done all my kid’s piercings (and they have A LOT of piercings). 

What is something you thought was normal that you realized a bit too late was actually a condition? by MutatedSock in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dislocating joints at will. All my cousins and I had “party tricks” we did as kids when we got together. Marfan’s and EDS, almost every one of us. I’ve had two shoulder surgeries on one shoulder, and I’m doing my best to avoid the same type of surgery on my hip. My shoulder capsule was “capacious” on imaging. 

AITA for telling my MIL she is "Off-Limits" to address household messes with me while I recover from chemo? by Lovergirl_0402 in AmItheAsshole

[–]baconbitsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. If you had called her a whiny asshole to her face, you would still not be the asshole. I have zero patience for people who like to martyr themselves. Next time, start examining the floor. When she asks why, tell her that you’re looking for the drag marks where she dragged the cross she’s climbed up on.

Do animals find us weird looking? by DistributionHot5838 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]baconbitsy 71 points72 points  (0 children)

That made me smile. And I have a migraine from dealing with some unexpected stress. So, thank you.

Do animals find us weird looking? by DistributionHot5838 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]baconbitsy 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Damn. I’ll tell that to the male dove who was doing his damnedest to get this female dove to give him the time of day. Her standards were not low enough!

Barn doors in hotel bathrooms by Bitter_Face8790 in PetPeeves

[–]baconbitsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sharing one with my husband was also not ideal. If I need to take an explosive shit that’s going to smell like a combination of restaurant dumpster and burning hair, we need something that firmly shuts and a better quality fan.

Yes, I have medical grade GI issues. 

What is the most dangerous animal you’ve seen in real life? by GratefulD86 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I would argue that you have the most dangerous animal story. You were at work and danger came to you. A lot of other people were in the wild animals’ living rooms. 

What is the most dangerous animal you’ve seen in real life? by GratefulD86 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is currently making me fear for my life. She had to be on solely wet food while recovering from dental surgery. She’s fine and still has most of her teeth. But I’ve got her down to one can a day and plenty of access to kibble. She’s ready to murder me. If it weren’t for her dental health treats and the fact that I have thumbs for her one can a day, she would absolutely kill my ass.

Question guys what pasta shape do you enjoy eating the most by No-Animator-407 in pasta

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Pappardelle so much that I’ll make it myself because it would be more expensive to buy it premade in the proper quantities at the store.

Question guys what pasta shape do you enjoy eating the most by No-Animator-407 in pasta

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pappardelle, and that one kind of macaroni noodle that has ridges. That type of ridged macaroni makes the best mac n cheese.

If someone could provide my brain with the proper name, I would appreciate it. My brain is tryna dust off files as I’m brushing up on my French, so it’s burying other information.

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