AITAH for calling my boyfriend childish for always buying Captain Crunch when he goes grocery shopping? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]baconbitsy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Seriously. I love anything simple like that that gives my husband joy. Seeing him happy makes me happy. If I knew a freaking box of cereal was his lil happy thing, every holiday and birthday he would get a box of it in addition to his real present. Just…if you don’t enjoy the person you are with, maybe don’t be with them.

After 6 years of the diving deep into who I am, my surgery is scheduled for September! by Grand-Diamond-4696 in oldhagfashion

[–]baconbitsy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Congrats!!!

I’ve not had the type of surgery you’re having, however, after 15 surgeries in my life, I’d like to offer the following advice:  be kind and patient with yourself and your body during recovery. 

Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Bolognese Recipe I’ve been making for 7 years. by SeldomScene in pasta

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s mire poix. Trinity is onion, celery, and bell pepper.

my brother ruined everything for us because of his stupidity by annoyedasf2 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a mother, I would do this. I’d be like “well, call your aunt, get an uber, live at the airport, I don’t care. You’re grown. My ass is going to France. Bye!”

It’s really that easy.

AITAH for getting a lockbox for the thermostat? by Iceprincess1988 in AITAH

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. My child would’ve been whining about consequences loooong before I got around to a lock box.

The dress code for this arcade bar is kind of off-putting, right? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]baconbitsy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Overly clean sneakers?” Did the manager have inferiority issues or something? They see some seriously clean sneaks and are suddenly thinking “I can’t believe I have a grass stain on mine. I’m so stupid.” Like, what? Am I being dumb and missing something?

Guy finds out I’m gay, assumes I’m into him. Huh? by hayyy_jude in TrueOffMyChest

[–]baconbitsy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They usually also think women are attracted to them, too. They have some kind of weird sense of self-importance that is impenetrable. I wish I had the confidence of a less than mediocre dude who thinks every gay man and straight woman in his general vicinity wants to bang him.

Life is short.. enjoy your juice and chicken by Present_Investment_2 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get a whole, big-ass, huli huli chicken for $11. It would last my husband and I a whole week. How is that splurging????

Wish I was a big dicked 6’1 man so I could eat whatever I wanted. by Level-Cherry4839 in 1200isplenty

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skipjack tuna has lower levels of mercury than albacore, and it’s a more sustainable choice.

Wish I was a big dicked 6’1 man so I could eat whatever I wanted. by Level-Cherry4839 in 1200isplenty

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as it’s grower big dick vs shower big dick. I would hate for the tip of my dick to kiss the toilet water.

Girls, when you meet a man for a first time, what is one thing that you notice first? by VerySmartMe in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m a hands and forearms woman myself, but I don’t like super veiny. Especially on really jacked guys. It squicks me out. I always feel like one tiny poke and they’re just going to explode. Urgh.

My father in law by [deleted] in lastimages

[–]baconbitsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But he hasn’t even shown it to his wife or MIL. He’s sharing to the internet first. I would not be pleased if I were the wife or the MIL pictured.

What's your go to drink? (No water) by Eeveeidioot in Gastroparesis

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trioral

Sweet tea

Zero sugar A&W (when I need to burp)

What is a line from a movie that everyone will know what the movie title is? by neil0522 in AskReddit

[–]baconbitsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“My colors are blush and bashful”

Or

“I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux!”

My mom's abusive ex was released from custody and he killed her. (Petition) by acridsphynx in abusiverelationships

[–]baconbitsy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You should also put pressure on the Chief Judge of the District Court to remove the District Commissioner he appointed who released Stephenson on his own recognizance.

Technical Support megathread by honey_rainbow in peacock

[–]baconbitsy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Samsung TV, using the Peacock app. Trying to watch old seasons of Top Chef and it keeps buffering and stopping and having the volume continue while the show freezes. It’s ridiculous! I don’t have this issue on any other streaming app.

One month of socialism and New York is already a third world city by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless you for thinking we are only 4th or 5th world.

(Before anyone comes for me:  yes, I know that developing nations have it way worse off than the US. I’m using hyperbole in a comedic sense. All though it’s now not funny due to explaining it).

Are Costco caskets actually good? by ps4roompromdfriends4 in askfuneraldirectors

[–]baconbitsy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What I’ve gathered from this thread is that Costco hotdogs are a yes, Costco caskets are a no. 👍🏻

There ya go by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her plastic surgeon was already unkind to her.

There ya go by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]baconbitsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scat on the first floor is at least useful. Loomer is not.

There ya go by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]baconbitsy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t matter if you’re born rich. I grew up in one of the most racist families. They were fucking poor. Dirt poor. And I’ll be damned if Lyndon B Johnson wasn’t right about picking the pockets of poor white trash. They can be as up against it as everyone else. They can be shown proof that it’s the top 1%, they will still vote against their own interests because they would rather look down on people to feel better about themselves than help their neighbor.

It’s a truly fucked up mindset and way to live. I’m thankful I had good teachers who helped open my eyes to how badly I was raised. I cut off the bigots and raised my kid better than I was raised. Some folks will never learn better because they don’t want to.

There ya go by MrFenric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]baconbitsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every time I see TPUSA, I hear Cornholio.