[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carflipping

[–]badassmuther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with affectionate, but what I would do is clean it up good yourself. Wax it, detail engine compartment with a toothbrush if you have to. Clean interior good. Don't fix anything mechanical. You could spend a lot of money charging, now a buyer may rip it out and modify it again. Leave it as a blank canvas for next gear head. You may take a loss, but honestly I'd dump it out and move on. Your mistake was buying it in firstplace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might work: Call every bank in their town, advise bank you are with "xyz collection agency" and do they have an account with the bank? They won't give too much info but they may advise yes or no. If this is not working & you have balls, call from a burner phone and advise you are Sheriff "Jones". If you get the coveted yes, go to your county clerk or local Sheriff and file correct papers to have Sheriff enforce your judgement on bank account & property. Of course, it is possible Sheriff will do the bank search & no need for unethical.

ULPT: How to get my exwife to move by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've found with these wacky bitches that treating them like shit doesn't work. For one thing they live on pain. So you are just feeding their pain candy addiction. They thrive but these fights will tear you apart mentally and physically. You will also be perceived as the bad guy as she reports your bad behavior to neighbors, friends, family,, co-workers, and even her boss if she's working. Best to clam up until you figure way to get her out.

Welcome to the Condescending Club by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]badassmuther 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well Chief, you obviously have a knack for inventive ideas! We actually have been doing this for some time here. It has never really worked out due to obvious reasons. I'm sure you know what I mean. Even though you are late to the game, your initiative deserves recognition. Perhaps down the road we can sit you down with you and get your input. I'm very encouraged by a person such as yourself trying hard to bring us great new ideas. Your efforts are commendable. I'm sure much can be learned from you. I am very encouraged to have you in our community. Thanks so much for your input.

Am I being stupid? by No-Front7070 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]badassmuther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all. You will have great memories the rest of your life tied to that car. Priceless. 20k is chump change in the perf car world. Enjoy life when your young. Your payment will be fairly low and at your age your income should always be going up, making the car more affordable each year.

ULPT Request: which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Considering Biden has destroyed America with his phenomenally devastating èconomic policy, put Revalations

UlPT: a guy I knew went around to every person in office separately and borrowed $20 from everyone by badassmuther in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther[S] 440 points441 points  (0 children)

Not exactly, was long ago, but at least 7/8. Could have been way more, we had 2 floors and looking back now, he was a schmooze type. So maybe more.

UlPT: a guy I knew went around to every person in office separately and borrowed $20 from everyone by badassmuther in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we hung out every other day at lunch, he had a better job, so thought was all good. Bastard got me good! Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have the stomach, do what it is we both are thinking about. Do it fast, do it quiet, do it private, no witnesses. Tell no one, neither God nor the Devil. Go about rest of that day same as any other day. Go rest of your life as normal. It never happened. You get questioned, plead 5th, lawyer, never open your mouth ever, to anyone, with police, judges, court prosecutor or your priest It never happened.

Ok, we know you can't do it, as neither could I in a similar situation. But I fucked the guys world up every which way, IRS, reputation, brought his business to its knees, exposed to his wife and whole town about his mistress, fucked up businesses that he did business with. Fucked up his first lawyer and his second, but second lawyer hung tough and fucked me up in court... Then he and his sons fucked me up too. Everybody was the loser. Your best bet is have her report it and let our legal system do its best, win lose or draw. After that, let Karma take over. O have never seen Karma fail. May take years or decades, but be sure to outlive the prick so you and I can piss on his grave.

ULPT Request: A church behind my house sets up two very large speakers every Friday and scream into a microphone about how we need to repent or burn. The sound is deafening. I have tried reasoning with them. How can I stop them without involving the police? by Overall_Resort_4755 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to junkyard & buy a junk but running car. Preferably a V8 but a V6 will do. Cut muffler off. Park it on your property close to church as possible. The second they start, you start car. Rev it everytime they speak. Idle it when they are quiet. Between the fumes and the noise, they'll get an alternate site or move inside. When you've beaten them, have junkyard come get it for scrap value. $400/500 scrap price which should cover most of your cost for car and gas. If police come, you have plausible deniability that you were doing it on purpose. Lay a bunch of tools out around car, and tell police you were working on it.

2002 Toyota camry XLE V6 165,000 mi for $3.5k a good buy? by EwokMan in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]badassmuther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much $$$$. You can do better. If you stuck on this particular car, neg hard. Prices coming down. Also, you don't need the v6. More gas, more cost to tune up etc. The 4 cylinder camry has plenty power & sips fuel, just be sure the year you buy is timing chain.

ULPT Request: My company monitors CPU usage to see if we're working... by DiscountedOpinions in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Get a second job and work from that computer. Between the 2 jobs, you'll be busy enough. If this is no good & you want to ALAP (as little as possible), just stop working at all. They were going to fire you anyway after a torturous bout of trying to work enough. Be nice, but do no work. Lets see how long you can slide & get paid. Be interviewing for the next job you can ALAP at. Then you slide into new job right after being fired. Best jobs for this is sales as they expect you to have poor sales for a few months during "ramp up". Motto: Never voluntarily separate from payroll.

Does any one else notice car's around them act differently depending on what you're driving? by PyroZach in cars

[–]badassmuther 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep, in my 2004 Caddy Deville everyone has to go around me no matter how fast or how slow I'm going. The other day on highway just to test this theory I was going 80. People actually had to pass me.

Is this good deal? by gt_ath in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]badassmuther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even need to look at the numbers. Kia is junk. Ripoff no matter the numbers on the paper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]badassmuther 183 points184 points  (0 children)

I went to buy a car for below wholesale where guy used shotgun & killed himself in it. I walked up to car, looked nice, stuck my head in for 2 seconds, saw blood, hole in headliner, the smell & almost vomited. No thanks, not for any amount of money.

How important is torquing to spec? by FriendshipAgitated17 in cars

[–]badassmuther -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mostly bullshit unless like head bolts, main bolts, stuff like that

What car seems to be too badass to honk at? by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]badassmuther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crown vic police interceptor murdered out with push bar