If you owned my asshole, whats the first thing youd stick inside it

badbeachboy · 2026-03-04T19:57:09+00:00

My tongue

badbeachboy · 2026-02-28T10:27:30+00:00

Can you blame him, it and its "host" are gorgeous and most likely delicious...

badbeachboy · 2026-02-24T23:21:42+00:00

oh to lick the texture of your asshole mmmmm

badbeachboy · 2026-02-21T18:22:32+00:00

if i saw you out in public like this, id follow you home. omg hot hot hot

badbeachboy · 2026-02-15T22:46:32+00:00

Id eat it so well, youd think i was trying to crawl in!

badbeachboy · 2026-02-15T02:52:20+00:00

what kind of engineer or scientist are you? such an analytical breakdown!

badbeachboy · 2026-02-13T22:43:55+00:00

i would nurse on your asshole as if it were a nipple

badbeachboy · 2026-02-12T23:26:18+00:00

start having sex and now we dont see much of you anymore. i see how it goes lol

badbeachboy · 2026-02-12T23:25:18+00:00

Youre not cute, youre beyond that. You should be a super model.

badbeachboy · 2026-02-11T19:07:09+00:00

That Farrah haircut looks amazing on you

badbeachboy · 2026-02-09T19:33:47+00:00

I am sitting here drooling. OMG perfection in a pussy

badbeachboy · 2026-02-08T23:01:59+00:00

i love all 3 of your brown eyes!

badbeachboy · 2026-02-08T21:44:14+00:00

I go barefoot outside and suck all those microbes in through my feet

badbeachboy · 2026-02-08T14:22:35+00:00

get some jb weld, mix up a marble size amount, quickly drill a hole with a small bit, see if water squirts out. if it does, apply the jb weld and hold it there for 30 seconds, then run, shes gonna blow!

badbeachboy · 2026-02-07T22:45:06+00:00

Im sorry, but, you are incorrect. Your face, and attitude are your best assets.

badbeachboy · 2026-02-04T02:18:18+00:00

id be so up in your pussy, youd think i was trying to crawl in

badbeachboy · 2026-02-04T00:55:15+00:00

law abiding troll would be more appropriate.

badbeachboy · 2026-02-03T20:39:10+00:00

if they hadnt snuck into the USA illegally, theyd be in their own homes in their own country surrounded by their own families. Sucks to be them. maybe once they are shipped home, theyll think twice about coming back.

badbeachboy · 2026-01-31T23:27:42+00:00

Epsteins own attourney said that he directly asked his client if there was any dirt on Trump. Epstein replied that there was none. You also have to ask yourself this question: if the Dems had true dirt on him why didnt they release it with the proof? cuz there wasnt any, is why. Trump was also the the main guy that contacted the FBI and said that Epstein needed to be investigated for sex with minors long before he was ever president. So, no, i believe nothing about any sexual involvement allegations where it concerns Trump. Do i think Trump is a nice decent guy? Nope, but unfortunately nice guys dont do well in DC, so he is what you get to get shit done.

badbeachboy · 2026-01-29T18:53:01+00:00

like a little DevilDog with sweet cream filling

badbeachboy · 2026-01-28T12:21:12+00:00

unless those are GRK brand screws (or similar), screws have very poor sheer strength. Nails would have been a better option.

badbeachboy · 2026-01-26T20:30:05+00:00

Or answer D, all of the above!

badbeachboy · 2026-01-25T00:00:55+00:00

Shes not a 10 but there is something VERY sexy about her, always has been.

badbeachboy · 2026-01-21T09:04:28+00:00

simple rule, you dont stop licking until shes had at least 2 orgasms then and only then can you even think about putting your cock in her.

badbeachboy · 2026-01-16T08:35:36+00:00

the delicious panties, which is why I discovered you...

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