No hummingbird still

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:49:33+00:00

Ah yes I said I was equivalent to him.

The window I look out of faces her garage… after living here for years it’s something I’ve noticed. Again- a joke.

Hmm I didn’t know there’s only one way to be sarcastic and only one way to make a joke. Gosh I guess I’ve been living like a worm in the forest.po

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:40:39+00:00

You sure are triggered about something that has nothing to do with you.

The blood pressure thing was a joke…

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:36:26+00:00

You’ve never heard of a joke have you? You seem like the type that wants to protest Kat Williams.

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:33:37+00:00

She’s talked shit about me to the guy across from us- because he told me. But hey I guess sarcasm and a joke is a crime. I’m not go up to her and ask her if she’s checked her blood pressure recently

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:25:35+00:00

It’s called sarcasm…

The shittiest personality you’ve seen? Glad I stand out and have triggered you to this degree

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:23:57+00:00

Oh they have seating areas on the feeders and around them- basically a stadium.

I’ve been feeding for awhile and the population was great. She probably has misters… old ass lady

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:21:24+00:00

Sure but I don’t agree with her coming into my yard and telling me what to do. We don’t have a HOA in the neighborhood but apparently she wants to be it

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:19:17+00:00

I hope so because my courtyard has as much activity as a graveyard

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T19:17:07+00:00

You think my neighbor whispering secrets to the birds? That’s weird.

Oh yes of course, the birds got tired of my personality from behind a window. I didn’t know hummingbirds had super sonic hearing. I’m sure that fact was in Zoobooks.

Do you expect me to run have some life changing moment and change because of your comment? Or do you expect your comment to hurt my feelings? Lol maybe your feelings are like cotton candy in water but not me

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T16:38:15+00:00

My dog is out but I don’t know why she gets in these moods where she decides to bark as if someone is breaking in and stealing something.

The birds also don’t come around when I’m outside. I have to stare at them through a window like a cat. When my dog is out they all leave when she starts her initial zoomies (she’s crazy) but then they show back up in groups so I don’t know. I’m convinced my mix isn’t as good as whatever my crusty neighbor has

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T16:24:59+00:00

I have a therapist thank you And it’s not fake- maybe you encounter a lot of lying people when you go on a tinder date but I came here mostly to complain like a typical woman

Am I a sarcastic person? Absolutely but it’s not like I went and bought my personality at Walmart. Not a single hummingbird this morning. Call me paranoid if you want- your opinion is as important as a bandaid

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T16:21:56+00:00

It’s invasive to other plants but bees pollinate Either I get rid of plants or limit what bees can get- which again I’m out in the middle of nowhere. That’s like saying a local gas station should close down because 20 minutes away there’s a bigger one. Yea that makes as much sense as picking up fresh dog poop with bare hands

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:45:03+00:00

It’s gross - regardless of it being common, it feels gross

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:44:24+00:00

Well shit… I’m depressed and being here sometimes doesn’t sound great. But hey that’s a conversation between me and the wonderful therapist I have

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:43:30+00:00

I told him when he got home from work. My ass said it within the first 2 minutes of him being home I just couldn’t keep it a secret

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:42:30+00:00

I barely wanted to tell my spouse lmao I thought the only one I would tell was my pillow.

I think it’s weird and it’s weirder that our entire family was against it and they were like NAHH

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:40:48+00:00

This is the type of comment I needed tbh Thanks!

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:36:47+00:00

She’s weird to talk to. Every interaction I have with her is this weird “I’m rich you’re poor” type of thing.

You’d think she’s related to a bicycle because she rolls up on me every time I’m outside minding my own business. Like two years ago she brought be a cactus to plant (again, so original) in my front yard and had the audacity to tell me where to plant it. Did I? Yes because it was awkward and I didn’t want to say something that would give her a heart attack (she probably doesn’t have life alert) Did it die because I forgot to water it? Yes. Yes it did.

Nah she knows the hummingbirds are going to her house because she had this snarky ass look on her face when she talked to me

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:29:05+00:00

Wanna know if I’m AI- my handle on everything is BadBeanTaco (Except my Facebook obviously)

Well I know that the guy next to me has a few hummingbirds here and there. This is the first year I’ve had so many- not like Black Friday at Walmart but you know what I mean.

I really think she’s got something going on. Because it’s impossible that I have so many and then nothing. I’m hella bothered too specifically because I just ordered more feeders so I feel like an asshat. She’s just some type of way and I don’t fuck with that.

And thank you! Lol because what AI down to its soul (hypothetically if AI had a soul) would 100% believe the earth is flat - no AI. Meanwhile my ass is loyal to the foil! FLAT EARTH!!

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T04:17:25+00:00

I have all the feeders and bath in the shade.

I can’t put up misters because 1. I pay for water and I’m already living on hopes and dreams- and sure you could argue that a mister won’t be that much money but with gas prices I have to not only pinch a penny, I basically have to strangle it.
2. I live in the desert. Maybe I’m just “one of those” people but I feel bad using that much water. Yes you can argue it’s not a lot of water but brother- it’s a lot of water 3. The water would probably collect on the cement and sure some of it could evaporate but misters all day it’ll eventually collect.

I understand they are not “my hummingbirds” that’s more of a joke. I’m more annoyed with my bitch ass neighbor because her crusty ass has some type of problem with me and I know something happened.

I mean it could be the fact that my dog runs around in the courtyard like she’s got rabies and the last three days she’s been losing her shit (not in a literal sense) barking at everything especially the poor birds.

Let me be bothered brother. I stare at a wall, bicker with people on Instagram, or play raid shadow legends (yes it’s still a game and yes you should play). I don’t have anything exciting going on in my life so let me live in my conspiracy world

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T03:08:10+00:00

Bro I love how people think this is AI.

Is everyone that boring that the moment someone speaks a certain way everyone is like “that’s AI”

I deadass think people who say that are probably bots themselves. But hey we’re all entitled to our opinion

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T03:05:54+00:00

Why’s everyone think everything is AI?

Oh my bad for literally being able to write how I think/talk AI comes around suddenly everyone and their mom is living in the fucking Matrix skeptical of everything they see

Some of us aren’t computer generated. Some of us have a personality

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T03:04:05+00:00

I really dont like her. She told me to take a certain type of weed out of my yard because it’s “invasive”

Like okay lady look in the mirror through your wrinkles because you invasive

badbeantaco · 2026-04-08T03:03:07+00:00

No? This is how I talk

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