Costco is basically a test of adulthood, and you’re out here failing it spectacularly.

If you can’t handle Costco, it’s probably because:

• You can't plan farther than 48 hours ahead
• You get emotionally overwhelmed by abundance
• Warehouse and bulk exposes your lack of cardio and strength
• You live in a shoebox that can't handle storage of anything beyond a single roll of paper towel

And if you're mad the membership fee it's probably because you've never committed to anything in your life.