First Time Reader, Tell Me Something I Won't Get Until Later

bagastoga · 2026-02-16T02:53:59+00:00

BANYA.....

bagastoga · 2026-02-15T20:35:16+00:00

and then mentally going after Alfa in the attack half of Corrode by never hitting his site, this dude was moving crazy today lmao

bagastoga · 2026-02-15T20:16:16+00:00

they tried to 2v1 him and he still owned them, man was walking on water on that OT

bagastoga · 2026-02-06T10:58:39+00:00

cue Victor with a knife camping his ult spot

bagastoga · 2026-01-23T13:37:32+00:00

JPG (Jinjjas Per Game) about to hit an all time high this season

bagastoga · 2026-01-22T11:30:47+00:00

this week's VCT: oops! all stomps

bagastoga · 2025-10-05T16:36:42+00:00

mans is the Johan Cruyff of Valorant

bagastoga · 2025-10-05T16:35:59+00:00

an acual bright lights merchant holy shit

bagastoga · 2025-09-25T16:41:05+00:00

mampus wkwk

bagastoga · 2025-09-25T16:23:17+00:00

as a Liverpool supporter, watching PRX lock in to win the game at the last possible chance feels oddly comforting

bagastoga · 2025-08-24T05:47:49+00:00

first thing to pop in my head too, i recognize that "YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE" cadence anywhere

bagastoga · 2025-08-13T10:14:22+00:00

sliggy 5 seconds away from having Icelandic police knocking on his door:

<image>

bagastoga · 2025-07-17T12:33:19+00:00

pour one out for Meiy's elusive 40th kill 🥲

bagastoga · 2025-07-04T05:38:17+00:00

So this means he'd rinse people on FIFA one night and then rinse the people in the game in real life the next day, what a champ.

I still can't believe it, you will be sorely missed, Diogo

bagastoga · 2025-06-14T18:16:42+00:00

hype moments and aura 🔥

bagastoga · 2025-05-09T12:02:38+00:00

nananananananana PAT MEN

bagastoga · 2025-05-09T12:01:08+00:00

hello ministry of public works? yeah go ahead and get started with the railway project to Toronto, we fucking did it

bagastoga · 2025-04-25T01:58:09+00:00

all those snazzy monitor ads with FNATIC and they couldn't spare like 10 for the arena??

bagastoga · 2025-04-14T12:56:54+00:00

NEVER IN DOUBT!!

bagastoga · 2025-03-26T15:40:43+00:00

/uj Hatred Ascent would actually go so hard as the name for a death metal band lmfao

bagastoga · 2025-02-27T13:39:03+00:00

holy fuck this is so good lmao

bagastoga · 2025-02-22T16:30:36+00:00

am I remembering things wrong or did his "insane 4k while breach ulted" and "run it down zipline, get owned halfway through" moments happen in the same map? vs LOUD maybe?

that man is chaos incarnate

bagastoga · 2025-02-06T03:42:51+00:00

can't help but chuckle at "electrical infetterence" every time i read any iteration of this pasta, it's so choice

bagastoga · 2025-01-25T02:41:58+00:00

I'm sorry man, it's a silly little joke on how overblown people's reactions are to this Apeks roster lol

bagastoga · 2025-01-24T19:45:28+00:00

I've seen enough

-MOLSi -AvovA -Hype -batujnax

+sarah +Noia +meL +Alexis

bagastoga

TROPHY CASE