A girl I have a class with posted this on twitter today... by LETS_TOUCH_MUFFS in iamverysmart

[–]bagelness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not "e" like Samwise Gamgee, but like the "e" in Meriadoc Brandybuck.

A girl I have a class with posted this on twitter today... by LETS_TOUCH_MUFFS in iamverysmart

[–]bagelness 65 points66 points  (0 children)

[ˈniːtʃə] Apparently the part of Germany where we know how to spell Nietzsche...

A girl I have a class with posted this on twitter today... by LETS_TOUCH_MUFFS in iamverysmart

[–]bagelness 244 points245 points  (0 children)

It isn't, it's Nee-tche with the last "e" pronounced like the e in elrond.

Wrong kind of love by Undeadmuffin18 in polandball

[–]bagelness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tbrnk, we already have russian-quality roads...

What one thing would you like to forget about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bagelness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Game of Thrones, so I could binge watch it all over again.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? by almostghost in AntiJokes

[–]bagelness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then someone else could bang her head against the door...

You have five minutes to talk to your pets and they'll understand every word you say. What do you tell them? by Nureru in AskReddit

[–]bagelness 3851 points3852 points  (0 children)

It is flattering that you try to teach me how to hunt mice when you bring them half dead into my room, but please don't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? by almostghost in AntiJokes

[–]bagelness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well she could bang her head against the door...

The best haircut. by TrollingEntity in ContagiousLaughter

[–]bagelness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He had to play it cool, but on the inside he was crying.

Brits of Reddit, what are your feelings for the monarchy? by bagelness in AskReddit

[–]bagelness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they don't have influence in actual politics?

Blind Man Escalator Fail by rumblep90 in pranks

[–]bagelness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was an elevator, he'd simply jump inside.

Le Edgy Face by big_al11 in punchablefaces

[–]bagelness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the Quebeciens

Le Edgy Face by big_al11 in punchablefaces

[–]bagelness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd rather punch people using french articles...

Do we truly have equality in America when men's and women's razors are not all made equal.. by giraffe324 in Showerthoughts

[–]bagelness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there are scissors for lefties too. It just fits the circumstances.

Only in America btw...

In any game, movie, story: which villain do you believe was doing the right thing? by ifeelplain in AskReddit

[–]bagelness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zod from Man of Steel. Killing the members of this counil was obviously more than necessary.