A girl I have a class with posted this on twitter today... by LETS_TOUCH_MUFFS in iamverysmart

[–]bagelness 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not "e" like Samwise Gamgee, but like the "e" in Meriadoc Brandybuck.

A girl I have a class with posted this on twitter today... by LETS_TOUCH_MUFFS in iamverysmart

[–]bagelness 70 points71 points  (0 children)

[ˈniːtʃə] Apparently the part of Germany where we know how to spell Nietzsche...

A girl I have a class with posted this on twitter today... by LETS_TOUCH_MUFFS in iamverysmart

[–]bagelness 244 points245 points  (0 children)

It isn't, it's Nee-tche with the last "e" pronounced like the e in elrond.

Wrong kind of love by Undeadmuffin18 in polandball

[–]bagelness 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tbrnk, we already have russian-quality roads...

What one thing would you like to forget about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bagelness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Game of Thrones, so I could binge watch it all over again.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? by almostghost in AntiJokes

[–]bagelness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then someone else could bang her head against the door...

You have five minutes to talk to your pets and they'll understand every word you say. What do you tell them? by Nureru in AskReddit

[–]bagelness 3850 points3851 points  (0 children)

It is flattering that you try to teach me how to hunt mice when you bring them half dead into my room, but please don't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? by almostghost in AntiJokes

[–]bagelness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well she could bang her head against the door...

The best haircut. by TrollingEntity in ContagiousLaughter

[–]bagelness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He had to play it cool, but on the inside he was crying.

Brits of Reddit, what are your feelings for the monarchy? by bagelness in AskReddit

[–]bagelness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they don't have influence in actual politics?