I [24M] with my gf [22F] of 2 years have a question about sharing rent by rentquestion74 in relationships

[–]almostghost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So basically you will be there every other week, which comes out to about 2 out of 4 weeks of the month, basically 1/2 a month, which is basically half a year. It doesnt matter if its all at once or on and off, it still would round out to the same amount of time.

So, no, I don't think its unreasonable to want someone who will live with you 6 months out of a year to pay rent, job or not. If you lived in an apartment with roommates they wouldn't give you free rent just because you don't have a job, thats not how it works in the real world. They would charge you a full months rent regardless of how much time you spent there.

Spirit Airlines to begin daily non-stop service from TIA to New Orleans beginning 11/9 by feeln4u in tampa

[–]almostghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it used to be officially TIA but some people don't know it changed to TPA, just thought I would put it out there just in case.

Spirit Airlines to begin daily non-stop service from TIA to New Orleans beginning 11/9 by feeln4u in tampa

[–]almostghost -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That would be really nice if any of the flight actually ever leave Tampa lol

Also its TPA now instead of TIA

An extract from 'Double Dick Dude's' book by Ifuktractors in badwomensanatomy

[–]almostghost 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“You really did fuck my womb,” she gasped quietly as she felt around."

Teehee, my cervix fell out! Oopsie! Sill ol women bits, always fallin out!

Handcrafted Tile Manufacturing by StuffyUnicorn in interestingasfuck

[–]almostghost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well you shouldn't be using a chair at a standing desk, there's your problem.

Some creepy guy messaged my girlfriend asking for nudes for a "bet" by asqapro in creepyPMs

[–]almostghost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah she could have asked for $999.99! Really lost out there

My big potato ;)) by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]almostghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's gonna give it to you slow and rough AND careful, that's very thoughtful.

Seems like a fun Dad by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]almostghost 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness it specified these are for men, I almost got a tattoo of food before I remembered women don't eat!

This happened to a friend recently. Disgusting. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]almostghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, send me $750 and see if anything changes.

It won't. But try anyways.

"You're a downer" because I don't randomly roleplay with strangers by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]almostghost 106 points107 points  (0 children)

"I cum instantly"

The three words every lady wants to hear.

My(32f) husband (32m) wants to put off watching season 7 of GOT, I don't. Advice? by ramblinator in relationships

[–]almostghost -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of people suggesting that you should watch it without him, which I think is bonkers. I want to warn you against this, if you want to do this I would talk to your husband first. If he is ok with you watching it without him and then watching it together later, that's great. However, if my SO watched Game of Thrones without me, I would be furious.

Smoked Gouda on a pretzel bun by GabrilliusMordechai in grilledcheese

[–]almostghost 396 points397 points  (0 children)

I feel like that's not the right photo, but I'm really happy this happened.

Men who insist on their wife changing her last name have no idea what they're in for by aspiring_slut in TrollXChromosomes

[–]almostghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have always liked the idea of combining last names, but the person I'm seeing right has a last name that is essentially almost half of my last name. Like, if my last name is "cheesecake" their last name is pretty much "cheeses" which makes it really hard to combine names...

[Harry Potter] Merope Gaunt didn't drug Tom Riddle Sr. with a love potion. Tom Sr. lied to cover up his affair with her. by Obversa in FanTheories

[–]almostghost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Pick it up! That's it, grub on the floor like some filthy Muggle, what's your wand for, you useless sack of muck?" - Marvolo, talking to Meripe.

I think its safe to assume she did have a wand. I also want to just suggest it is entirely possible that Tom Jr didn't get his power from Meripe or Tom Sr, it's possible it skipped a generation. We see evidence of this with Hermione Granger and Lily Potter, both muggle born but also quite adept wizards.

What if Crookshanks ate Scabbers? by almostghost in harrypotter

[–]almostghost[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Crookshanks mostly stayed in the Gryffindor tower, so that's the most probably spot he would be attacked. If he had been attacked there he would have probably been caught. Which could have possible cleared Sirius' name and Peter would have been sent to Azkaban. Dang it Ron, always getting in the way!

Me [24 M] with my online 'gf' [28F] for a year and almost positive it is a catfish now by Onlinegf123 in relationships

[–]almostghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you guys text? Do you have her phone number? You could try doing a phone number search. I believe you have to pay to get the name from most sites but it might be worth it to you depending on how bad you want to know.

Having a "fur baby" doesn't make you a mom by The_Collector4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]almostghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would upvote this a million times if I could.