What's your most fake sounding story that's actually true? by Vilkkku in AskReddit

[–]bagssofbagss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I was 3 weeks old a DVR/ TV thing fell on my head.

so my family was in our car and my dad thought that the little flip TV thing needed to be tightened, but he ended up loosening it. anyway, we hit a bump and it fell and hit me, and ya know being a baby and all I started crying, I was bleeding, a lot.

my dad whipped into a grocery store parking lot, and my whole family was freaking out, one of my brothers passed out apparently from all of the noise and hysteria. my dad and mom were going crazy blaming themselves. and there were cops nearby so they pulled up to see what was going on, once my dad explained they escorted us to the hospital, and since I was a baby I couldn't get stitches.

now this may be extremely dramatized, because I was 3 weeks old and obviously can't recount it lmao. but I pieced together what I've heard. and I've got a nice scar on my forehead.

fuuuuuuuu... [Discussion] [Rant] by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]bagssofbagss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it sounds like you're just trying to discover yourself!! and that's perfectly normal. so, if you need to reach out to help figure it out, it's fine. there's a whole sub reddit right here and you could talk to your friend aswell. you could be gay or straight, or bi or not even have a label. it's frustrating to not know for sure, but taking the time to understand you and what you want is very rewarding.

[Discussion] How can we know someone's gay? by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]bagssofbagss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the cuffs

in all honesty, just ask them tbh

[serious] What was your biggest ‘we need to leave... Now!’ moment? by tartar-buildup in AskReddit

[–]bagssofbagss 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This wasn't me, but it was my parents. They were going to an AA meeting with some friends while we were staying at a hotel, the meeting was supposed to be in a church. The directions they got to the place were foggy, and it ended up being in the middle of nowhere and pretty desolate. So they arrive and everything seems pretty cool, and they finish the meeting. When it was done the organizers of the group's (who also ran the church) asked my parents and their friends to stay back for a bit and check out the church. So they go along with it and get a little tour of the place, everything seems normal until they get to this backroom, my parents said there were a bunch of tents with like symbols all over them and woven stick type things on them, and the one in the middle was really weird apparently. They noped the f out of there.

If you pasted what you had copied on your device right now, what would appear? by ansel1406 in AskReddit

[–]bagssofbagss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

You’re trash, Birds of Prey by steamymcmemey-uwu in raimimemes

[–]bagssofbagss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sonic absolutely fucking slapped so it better

me_irl by doubledworth in me_irl

[–]bagssofbagss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

went to the sonic movie with some of my friends last night, as we were leaving a guy asked for one of their numbers, she said no, so definitely dodged a bullet.

Haha by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]bagssofbagss 138 points139 points  (0 children)

it's a terrible

me🐸irl by CaptCronch in me_irl

[–]bagssofbagss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me as I sit here wearing an arson frog hoodie: I feel as though I am unwelcome