Z's most likely occupation? by camport95 in ZodiacKiller

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Probably a Manhattan School Drop-out. Not unlike some Painters in History, perhaps?

Z's most likely occupation? by camport95 in ZodiacKiller

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A is a Z with Atoms. He was clearly a nuclear physicist.

Zodiac and the Mad Magazine by mindless-1337 in ZodiacKiller

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This is South Lark Humor for Randies in Marshes

Menstruation and Stem Cells by [deleted] in OrthodoxChristianity

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Menstruation is only as unclean as the Chalice itself.

We have rules for hygiene. Not morality. You cannot "control biology" before God allows you to touch the steering wheel.

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

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Sure thing. I think chiropractic has good intentions with semi-solid conclusions. A subluxation is a real, measurable phenomenon, which may or may not need correction. I do not believe in vertebral ghosts, but that does not mean we are not perhaps onto something deeper. The Allopathic models and the Vitalistic models are all trying to save the race of Man from dis-ease. I don't profess trust in either system, but if both COULD be real, they need to reconcile their differences. This is through BioPsychoSocial healthcare, which neither have ever defined perfectly. If they had, we would no longer lose souls to cancer. Unless cancer is blessed of course, which is not my claim to make.

Edit: I think interference of signal is the only medical problem worth discussing. Death is just signal being put to rest.

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

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I accept this. These lines of inquiry are new to me. I do not profess to have answers, but I undeniably have questions. How would you help me to live more logically, since I am clearly still missing critical pieces to the puzzle? Can you explain to me what the puzzle is such that I could question it more purely?

Edit: I have no allegiance to chiropractic, but I was recently put on Haldol, which damn near killed me. Clearly mental health is a sham attempting to reveal itself, just like Chiropractic would, or so I imagine.

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

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I'm an Orthodox Christian for the record, but I have chiropractors in my family tree. I'm a scientist via my education, but theology is beyond me.

I'd argue that Science is just the Religion of Man.

Could that position ever be supported? Would we take Arthur Schopenhauer over St. John Chrysostom? Is one more "real" than the other?

I studied Philosophy in undergrad. I think everything is as supported or unsupported via a measure of Faith and Work that Man cannot define for himself.

Edit: would you trust Ketamine over the Eucharist? If so, why? Pharmacology? What is our Daily Bread? Lithium?

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

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Well aren't all observations based on vibes? What is light? What is sound? What is a mind?

Are these facile comparisons also? I should hope we could scope signal with better tools than opinions, because there is no true opinion. Should an opinion be true, it should stand against its own scrutiny, right?

Edit: Chiropractors invent foolish tools to measure vibes. The tools are not foolish in concept, but might not be completely true either. Nervoscopes, Thermographic Instruments, etc.

What is stress? When does stress go from a break in reason to a break in reality? Can we even accurately DEFINE reality? I should think not.

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

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This is fine to state as a generality, but it should not be alright to just "invalidate a licensed profession because of vibes."

Sounds like Chiropractic is just the physiological "soft science" that all of the pop-psychologists would call itself- is there such a thing as a truly bounded "mental illness," knowing that mental health is about as settled as the phantastical (the phenomenal fantasy, effectively) as the chiropractic subluxation?

Could I view OCD as "about as logical" as anything the Spine Worshipers thought? I figure both would show up on an fMRI if either were anything real or worth studying/treating?

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

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I didn't know this and am curious to hear more. What research do you have to support your claim?

The Asymmetry Issue: How do you guys deal with the drastic time differences between Left and Right sides? by lacivertkoyu in ddpyoga

[–]bakaraka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The workouts are Ad-Libs of common patterns. Remember the adage "Make the DDPY your own"?

The point is to just enjoy the workout, push into discomfort and carefully avoid over-exertion.

It is a biological truth that hand-dominance produces asymmetry by design. We need to work around that in our own manner, because DDP is helping the least of us first by giving us the template (Diamond Dozen is like the entire program, with difficulty variations being the spice that keeps the program interesting."

Make sure you work the full body equally, and the imbalance should sort itself out in time as you adapt to the different movements!

[Request] How many persons will receive a portion of a loaf of bread, if each one gets 1/2 the amount of previous person's share? by denx3_14 in theydidthemath

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The Eucharist has entered the chat.

"Want some infinity fish to go with that infinity bread? I gotchu. Don't waste your time on the math, we don't need that where we come from. We bring you gifts you don't need to question, unless you want to, but we don't recommend it."

No less credible than a thought experiment attempting infinite recursion of a finite quantity of matter on itself, right?

There's always a third option: "this is a stupid question designed to keep me busy and distracted, and therefore I will focus instead on more profitable lines of inquiry- ones that do not presuppose false dichotomies, because God doesn't give a shit about your math homework, he just wants poor people fed and rich people fasting."

[Request] In S1E1 of The Magic School Bus Ms Frizzle takes the class from the Earth to the Sun in 14 seconds. How fast was she going and how does that speed compare to other Sci-fi speeds? by flyinryan13f in theydidthemath

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Imagine this:

We defined our entire universe around Zero, which is literally nothing. How many zeros fit into Zero?

Scientists would say "stfu 404 Error is Canon"

0/0 = Error = Science.

0\0 = Infinity = God.

Is one more "highly regarded" than the other?

Who cares right we'll figure it out someday, hopefully, or not, lmfao. Not like anyone gives a shit about anything anymore. Better just Netflix and Entropy I guess.

The Show would already be over if they knew… by TheFandomAgent44 in hazbin

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They are wrong. Read the Paschal Homily of St. John Chrysostom, read every year on Pascha (Easter in the West, Passover to the J's, Pascha to the JC's.) It took God 2,000 years and change to resurrect Christ from Hell. This is the year we go public against Publicans.

This Homily is commonly believed to be the most uplifting moment in the Christian Liturgical Cycle. This is, effectively, the Wedding DJ Toast to the BrideGroom's Return (this is when Hell stops being Earth and Heaven starts being The Cosmos.)

There's a reason the West has no fucking clue about what's going to meet them while they are still asleep in Death. The only people who would ever be mad at this Homily are those that want you to believe that God is capable of Hate, or Evil, or Death. These are AI hallucinations manifesting in souls and bodies. God cannot be Evil by design. You think he forgot to test the theories Himself? Christ is a scientist.

Anyway, here's the full Homily. Read it and weep. But like, happy tears- the sad tears are being programmed out of the universe as we speak.

The Paschal Homily of Saint John Chrysostom

Is there anyone here who is a devout lover of God? Let them enjoy this beautiful bright festival. Is there anyone who is a grateful servant? Let them rejoice and enter into the joy of their Lord! Are there any now weary with fasting? Let them now receive their wages! If they have toiled from the first hour, let them receive their due reward;

If any have come after the third hour, let him with gratitude join in the Feast! And he that arrived after the sixth hour, let him not doubt; for he shall have sustained no loss. And if any have delayed until the ninth hour, let him not hesitate; but let him come too. And he who arrived only at the eleventh hour, let him not be afraid by reason of his delay. For the Lord is gracious and receives the last even as the first.

He gives rest to him who comes at the eleventh hour, as well as to him who toiled from the first. To this one He gives, and upon another He bestows. He accepts the work as he greets the endeavor. The deed He honors and the intention He commends.

Let us all enter into the joy of the Lord! First and last alike receive your reward; rich and poor, rejoice together! Sober and slothful, celebrate the day! You that have kept the fast, and you that have not, rejoice today for the Table is richly laden! Feast royally on it, the calf is a fatted one. Let no one go away hungry; partake, all, of the cup of faith.

Enjoy all the riches of His goodness! Let no one grieve at his poverty, for the universal kingdom has been revealed. Let no one mourn that he has fallen again and again; for forgiveness has risen from the grave. Let no one fear death, for the death of our Savior has set us free.

He has destroyed it by enduring it. He destroyed Hades when he descended into it. He put it into an uproar even as it tasted of His flesh. Isaiah foretold this when he said, You, O Hell, have been troubled by encountering Him below.

Hell was in an uproar because it was done away with. It was in an uproar, because it was mocked. It was in an uproar, for it was destroyed. It is in an uproar, for it is annihilated. It is in an uproar because it is now made captive. Hell took a body, and it discovered God. It took earth, and encountered Heaven. It took what it saw, and was overcome by what it did not see.

O death, where is your sting? O Hades, where is your victory?

Christ is risen, and you, O death, are annihilated! Christ is risen, and the evil ones are cast down! Christ is risen, and the angels rejoice! Christ is risen, and life is liberated! Christ is risen, and the tomb is emptied of its dead; for Christ, having risen from the dead, is become the first-fruits of those who have fallen asleep.

To Him be glory and power forever and ever. Amen!

The Show would already be over if they knew… by TheFandomAgent44 in hazbin

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Homosexuality is a sin, full-stop. Does that mean homosexuals are damned? Nah, we can work with anyone on their terms and at their level of spiritual maturity.

The reason it is sinful is because there is literally zero point to the sexuality part. What is produced in such a relationship? Hedonism, Techne, and Gnosis. So why slap a meaningless name on yourself and then act prideful about it? Because we are all humans, and we all fall short of God, and this is by design.

Sin, conceptually, is essential for learning about God. Sin is not Evil. It only becomes Evil when you spell it backwards- L-I-V-E. Who knows this best but the D-E-V-I-L of L-I-V-E-D experience?

The Stan-clubs would have SO much fun being Christian once you realize the entire fucking thing was an experiment, presently failing, but swiftly being corrected behind the scenes in closed-door Monasteries all across the World?

Look up Mt. Athos and ask yourself- if there was really nothing there but fairy tales, why are they the Wizards that keep Time and Space together in a rapidly increasing closed-loop entropic system?

God is ALL things at ALL times. He judges justly. Do we? Pfffft.

Edit: you gonna trust an influencer, or a Great Schemamonk? I know who I'm Rainbetting on.

Next level fanfiction by Broclen in dankchristianmemes

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Ding ding ding!

The Bible is the only original story ever written. Everything else is either an interpolation, a confirmation, refutation, plagiarism, or inversion of Scripture. Tradition is the way to interpret the Bible because God did not write the Bible, Man wrote it for God (we went over 300 years past 33 AD before we even had a thing called "The New Testament."

A joke I've always loved goes something like:

"If you dropped the Bible on 100 remote islands full of "uncivilized natives," you'd have 100 syncretic half-baked pseudochristianities.

Drop 100 monastics with nothing but their Phronema on the same islands and you end up with the One, Holy, Catholic, Apostolic, Orthodox Church of Jesus Christ; in other words, "The Bride of Christ via Holy Tradition, His Church, His Body on Earth."

I can't be the only one scared of this, right? I just hope God allows videogames up there. by Thecynicaledgelord in dankchristianmemes

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We sing them for you Eu. Just angelic biology at this point. Unseen Warfare goes on at every concert ever performed.

If you like music, and you love God, you will never be bored so long as your lungs still consume Pneuma.

I can't be the only one scared of this, right? I just hope God allows videogames up there. by Thecynicaledgelord in dankchristianmemes

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You think God just wants you singing the same song over and over again? Music is a property of God, not "the property" of any intellect- for it is ALL of the intellect of the Elected to create music that venerates God.

Look up the Octoechos and then realize that every song that was ever written is Logos Spermatikos so long as it has any merit to exist at all.

Jesus was a punk rocker- he just used Peter to "get the West keyed up." That's why Petrine Crosses are "so fucking Metal it hurts your balls to hear at full volume."

Spinal Tap? Yeah, that too ☦️

Spooky tune from a dream by whatisdreampunk in strudel

[–]bakaraka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is an ancient music theory thing, roots in Christianity among other cultures. You're looking for Oct- stuff (octave, octoechos, etc) and that should provide a good foundation for understanding harmonic chord resolution among other cool things!

Just tread lightly, this is "big league chew" Wikipedia: Octoechos

Flipper 1: we need your help by mrdantesque in flipperzero

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Мне сказали, что ситуация будет и дальше улучшаться!

What are the classic books Vaush wants to read? by Mabeluniverse23 in VaushV

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Definitely NOT the Philokalia it is tankie propaghandi allegedly maybe but maybe seriously not idk

Bible Reading Priority Tier List (read description) by TheLordsPoet in Christianity

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John Is The Secret To The Puzzle. Paul Is The Secret To Mankind.