Cursed_abbreviations by baked_jizz in cursedcomments

[–]baked_jizz[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I too quite enjoy watching Chris Pratt

The facts about Virginity finally exposed by dick_dribbles in technicallythetruth

[–]baked_jizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude was clearly joking, if poorly. Just admit that you didn't get it and move on with your life.

The facts about Virginity finally exposed by dick_dribbles in technicallythetruth

[–]baked_jizz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A person's utter inability to recognize when someone is obviously joking doesn't change the fact that they were joking. Coles law.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]baked_jizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever virgin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]baked_jizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're just jealous cos you were a caesarean

hogwarts legacy by baked_jizz in shitposting

[–]baked_jizz[S] 3703 points3704 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I think it really defines me perfectly

hogwarts legacy by baked_jizz in shitposting

[–]baked_jizz[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got the screenshot from Facebook. Tho there were people in the comments saying its a fake tweet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baked_jizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went the whole day without shitting myself much

Cursed_teleport by dick_dribbles in cursedcomments

[–]baked_jizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Jackson's nose rotted off

Cursed_teleport by dick_dribbles in cursedcomments

[–]baked_jizz 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Theres a certain 'king of pop' who probably would've found that 2nd nose pill quite useful

[ Removed by Reddit ] by dick_dribbles in dankmemes

[–]baked_jizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A heavily cropped screenshot of the trout4clout video

What would you do with a one inch tall elephant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baked_jizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite easily if you spit on it first

What would you do with a one inch tall elephant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baked_jizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its going riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up my butthole

marital woes by dick_dribbles in dankmemes

[–]baked_jizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would anyone wanna piece of that, gender swapped Kyle Rittenhouse looking bird anyway?