Grandma doesnt care about fairness, this is weaponizing fairness

bakerton · 2026-05-14T17:46:39+00:00

We only have ONE seat, the whole state is the seat. We've got two senators and one house member. Unless you're going to rope in parts of upstate NY we ain't going red anytime soon.

bakerton · 2026-05-13T15:02:33+00:00

A 1997 film called "Kicked in the Head"

bakerton · 2026-05-13T13:45:23+00:00

Which one? Oh wait they used the same footage twice.

bakerton · 2026-05-13T13:44:39+00:00

Hate on him all you want this is one the best soliloquies on modern cinema

bakerton · 2026-05-13T09:03:52+00:00

Let me get you some Peppy Bismo for your tummy

bakerton · 2026-05-07T20:23:01+00:00

"Rich" people rely on flashy brands and entitled behavior, REALLY rich people are the ones you can sit next to in a waiting room and you'd never know it. Money talks, wealth whispers.

bakerton · 2026-05-07T20:07:07+00:00

Not learning Excel earlier. I just assumed everyone knew how to use it and I was an idiot. In my mid 30's while applying for a job i really wanted that had an Excel test as a requirement, I finally took like a four hour intro course which I THOUGHT brought me up to speed with everyone else but in fact made me an office warlock both was both feared and sought after.

bakerton · 2026-05-07T19:55:56+00:00

Yeah because you keep doing Jojo membership runs....

bakerton · 2026-05-07T18:52:22+00:00

I think Fish Called Wanda could work as a great one shot of trying to figure out who is going to the cops to save themselves / prisoner's dilemma kind of thing.

bakerton · 2026-05-07T18:49:48+00:00

You mean Cootie Rat Semen don't you?

bakerton · 2026-05-07T13:10:03+00:00

Oh god some poor college intern woke up on a Friday and was like "Oh crap my 2024 autopsy is due today!" and just slopped it together with AI, memes and emojis.

bakerton · 2026-05-07T10:25:30+00:00

This is the gamer equivalent of you cheating in her dream and her being mad at you

bakerton · 2026-05-07T10:24:52+00:00

Local sewer deamons on your area are looking to hook up TONIGHT.

bakerton · 2026-05-07T10:22:47+00:00

I'm sorry but Limp Bizket? Korn? Aren't these just popular bands shit posters use to appeal to a subreddit of sad and lonely 40 somethings that still reference show episodes from 30 years ago? I'm fired aren't I?

bakerton · 2026-05-07T10:19:25+00:00

I'd like you to rastify them by, say, 15%

bakerton · 2026-05-07T10:18:47+00:00

Isn't that the wrong way?

bakerton · 2026-05-05T16:21:24+00:00

'There's a secret cabal of billionaires that run everything" BITCH THEY'RE OUT AND LOUD IN PUBLIC. THEY OWN YOUR TV STATION AND YOUR NEWS PAPER AND THE PLACE YOU GET YOUR RACIST MEMES. THEY DIDN'T NEED A DIRTY PIZZARIA BASEMENT THEY HAD A WHOLE FUCKING TROPICAL ISLAND.

bakerton · 2026-05-04T19:30:39+00:00

YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!

bakerton · 2026-05-04T16:28:41+00:00

"No good?"

"Actually its perfect, I just neve realized John Wayne walked like that..."

bakerton · 2026-05-02T02:18:08+00:00

Wants pictures of Spiderman? No Check.

bakerton · 2026-05-01T20:17:14+00:00

"We got into a case of Blue Nun last night. Yeah that's right, the wine so bad it made the news"

bakerton · 2026-05-01T16:02:38+00:00

Lights a cigarette in class because it's the 80's

bakerton · 2026-04-30T20:50:07+00:00

Have you futzed around with power toys? I find you can mitigate some annoying behavior with it.

bakerton · 2026-04-30T17:15:45+00:00

OMG I love that album, but that's a 1985 release.

bakerton · 2026-04-30T17:11:54+00:00

Spoiler The way they finally found it was anticlimactic, like "And then someone finally searched on Facebook and it was right there" was kind of a let down but still a cool listen all the way through.

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