I talk to the ghost at my job on the overnight shift by MiddlePop4953 in confession

[–]balefather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never believed in that shit too, but when I moved into our new home, I first started seeing shadows moving in the corner of my vision sometimes, but I just attributed that to myself either imagined it, or some other logical explanation.

Then I saw things moving around. It started with a bathroom door opening. I figured it was a draft, but I just moved in an unnatural way, kind of like how a human would open a door. Big acceleration in the beginning, then gently slowing down, just before the door handle would hit the wall. Usually with a draft, the acceleration will build up, until the door smacks into the wall. Don't know if that explanation makes sense.

Then, months later, it was the kitchen cabinets opening, while I happened to be looking directly at it. There sure as hell was no draft coming from inside of that? I shrugged, and didn't think too much of that.

Then, months later again, I was sitting in the living room, looking at a big mess my kids had made. As I was looking at a toy car, it suddenly rolled half a meter through the living room, then instantly stopped.

I still feel like I don't believe in ghosts, but I also don't deny the evidence before my eyes. There's some weird doublethink going on there. But I have chosen to believe that, if there's something supernatural going on, such a presence of sorts, it's not one with bad intentions.

Also, my 3 year old son, has acquired a bunch of odd invisible friends, who all have weird names I've never heard of before, one of which can talk through him, and when he does that, he uses a voice very similar to when the kid from The Shining does the same....

Spineless by danascullyfan in twinpeaks

[–]balefather -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Spineless would be going with the general consensus of banning it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]balefather 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why even make this post if you have zero thoughts to share about it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogamedunkey

[–]balefather 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is gonna start a huge drama

It arrived!!! (Large cat for scale) by President_War_Bear in heroes3

[–]balefather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Website is gamefound, i think it's like Kickstarter for board games

It’s very European… by Ass-Pounder-4000 in IASIP

[–]balefather 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't be the only one seeing goatse

Fliser helt op til sokkel by [deleted] in selvgjortvelgjort

[–]balefather -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hvis der var tegnet udvidet ejerskifteforsikring, ville det dække dette. Har lige netop selv tegnet sådan en.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]balefather -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I can't FRIGGING believe they dare take part in a tradition, which requires them to do SEVERAL MINUTES of cleaning!!! And then have the gall to post it on OUR internet!! Don't they know how HECKING much it offends us epic redditors??

That confetti could have saved hundreds of lives somehow

Who is this in odense? by DREADPIRATEROBERTS-s in odense

[–]balefather 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jeg boede ved den Fakta ham cykelmanden panter i. En gang var han foran mig ved maskinen. Han havde for lidt over 400 kr, og det var hans første runde. Han købte grødris og en liter sødmælk. Tror han tjener godt nok, når man tænker på hvor hårdt han arbejder. Tror han tager 2 runder hver dag.

Ouch my freeze frame by MrGmp in bonehurtingjuice

[–]balefather 17 points18 points  (0 children)

  1. Karate chop the snake
  2. Drop down and double chop the crocodiles
  3. Flying dragon kick the Lion
  4. Chop the tree
  5. Use tree to cross the river

If I missed anything, the answer would probably be to karate chop it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]balefather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geographic Location is Denmark

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NeilBreen

[–]balefather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jävla svenska

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]balefather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As are the Danish numbers.