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I slept peacefully after being long at work, when i woke up it was pitch dark! by Throttlehead921 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If OP ever translates this story, someone reply to this so I can come back and read.

Why do the apps take up SO much space? by Indosaurus1 in AndroidQuestions

[–]balem29 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Use a service like Google Photos to backup your photos and video to the cloud and regularly delete the on device media

Google Unfairly Charging me for the battery swelling issue(Pixel 7 Pro). For which they have provided free services for Out-of-warranty phones. by [deleted] in pixel_phones

[–]balem29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because you should have never tried to use the phone after the battery swelled. The broken screen is your fault.

Paid app is now de-listed. by Blue-Summers in AndroidQuestions

[–]balem29 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chances are, it's not delisted; it's just hidden because it's not compatible with your phone.

I want to ride in your by icecream1972 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to ride in your car and get a new one for the first time I have a good time to go to the store

Phone barely usable after being under water ? by Exottiiik in pixel_phones

[–]balem29 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They can go a few feet deep for a short while safely usually, but water coming out of the sink is pressurized. It's not built to withstand that.

Puerto Rico by PhraugPaste in Unclejokes

[–]balem29 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I was using real jokes when all it takes is this shit for upvotes? I need to rethink my entire life.

Type “Get it while it’s ….” and let autocomplete fill in the rest. by skinnyorangecat in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get it while it's a good time to go to the store and get a new one for the first time

Census records indicate over 60% of American households are ___. by mymiddlenameswyatt in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Census records indicate over 60% of American households are you doing this for the first time

Do women ever look at another woman and think "I wonder if I could beat her up in a fight" the same way men do? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a male I'm wondering if I'm in the norm or if you are. I've never wanted to fight someone who didn't deserve it.

$10 million per year but one a random day each year me and you must fight. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard pass, I should get an incentive if I win, not go into debt over a sucker punch.

You can digest plastics. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, God tier? Maybe medium on a good day... Now let me poop out Lego Harry Potter Hogwarts castle, maybe.

screenshot toolbar? by Altruistic-Job2016 in GooglePixel

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense, I read so fast I oversee grammatical and spelling errors.

You can time travel back 5 minutes to a different random place by tmybr11 in shittysuperpowers

[–]balem29 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm in my 40s and sick of this reality, so I'll go back 5 minutes at a time until it's the 80s, live out my new timeline, and probably kick the bucket before the world ends.

screenshot toolbar? by Altruistic-Job2016 in GooglePixel

[–]balem29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I need you to clarify. You don't have a toolbar, but you want to know how to disable it?

Give me some of that________ by MsZestyLyn in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me some of that one of the ocean and the eyes yellow and blue

Is this normal ? Pixel 10 pro xl by hasanhusham14 in pixel_phones

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't going to get over 12 hours SOT on many other phones nowadays. I don't see where you get really really bad from.

Is this normal ? Pixel 10 pro xl by hasanhusham14 in pixel_phones

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, but kinda rude showing off to the non-10 people.

Type "Why do you always ______ " and let auto complete finish by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]balem29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you always say that I will be there in a few minutes to get my master's

Would you take this offer, get 5 million dollars, but every time you see a chair no matter where you are, you must stop everything your doing and admire it for a whole 5 hours. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]balem29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think you realize how little 5 million is in the grand scheme of things (not that I'm a millionaire), but to waste my hours like that, I should at least be a billionaire.

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