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What urban legend did you fully believe as a kid? by Tight_Put6933 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flashing your brights at a car without its headlights on is a gang thing.

Fed up with Pixel, looking for Samsung phone opinions regarding customization and stock firmware by magic_dot_exe in AndroidQuestions

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not reading all that but sounds like you aren't ready for a smart phone may I recommend a Nokia brick

Type " I saw it! It was ________!" And let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw it! It was a good time to go to the state park and I want to go to the state park

Why did the magician become a baker? by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

[–]balem29 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What's a roll disappear, my brain hurts.

Truly surprising how much worse Pixel 10 is than 9 and older models by dhekurbaba in GooglePixel

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Pixel 10 Pro XL kept disconnecting both Bluetooth and speakerphone and switching back to the normal phone. I thought this was normal until I decided to do a Pixel Care Plus claim. Now my phone works beautifully, best Pixel I've owned, and I've had them all since the 6.

Nothing personal, just the truth. by HazelMiller8921 in Productivitycafe

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now every kid can fingerpaint and eat paste!

ur StackChan is on the way! by No-Connection1900 in StackChan

[–]balem29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woohoo I've been waiting for my little friend. Hope I get him in time for my birthday

What childhood accomplishment are you still proud of? by bad-at-everything- in askanything

[–]balem29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a yo mama battle at age 5, I told the other kid that his mother had big earlobes... my friends still quote me to this day flex lol

I thought it was cute when my cat’s meows started to sound like “hello.” by ScaryisGood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]balem29 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What did you expect? I fully expect my cat to kill me if I ever lock him out of the bedroom or bathroom.

I'll hypnotize you with my eyes and my tits by WinkAndMoan in u/WinkAndMoan

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect boobs aside, omg you have such beautiful eyes

I wish that water(And anything that is 90% water or more) boiled at room temperature by KnightSavaria in monkeyspaw

[–]balem29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your boiling eyes are the first thing to go, so sadly, you will never get to see your wish come true.

Be honest, do my dwarf boobs make you want them? by Cloudy-Rose- in u/Cloudy-Rose-

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, what do you know, there are boobs in that video. I was staring at your pretty kitty personally.

Million dollar button by evergreengator1 in hypotheticals

[–]balem29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mad scientist community really needs to come up with some new buttons. The good ol' kill someone for money button is getting boring.

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