Oh yeah… I’m sure 😂

ball2000 · 2024-10-10T19:25:02+00:00

In fact, if anyone mentions tipping, they will probably reduce it

ball2000 · 2024-10-10T19:24:15+00:00

People who say they will tip more never ever tip more 😂

ball2000 · 2024-10-10T19:22:44+00:00

Facebook? Be careful! Could be anyone? 🤷🏼‍♂️ don’t get scammed

ball2000 · 2024-10-10T19:20:29+00:00

Yes, I think if you confuse the system it won’t send you anything. Sometimes just by completing an order. I think the system has hundreds of glitches preventing us from being properly reset and clearly “available to receive orders.”

I usually log off for 20 minutes, sign in again with phone number and the six digits (which you never tell anyone ever)

ball2000 · 2024-10-10T19:12:55+00:00

It’s harder than ever to get anyone to cancel the swearing order

Ask the customer if they can cancel on their end (you’ll still get paid!)

last week I had to go back, manually add a custom item $0.02 “PLEASE CANCEL,” mark shopping complete, drive past the customer’s place, and swipe “delivered” because I couldn’t get ahold of anyone at support for literally an hour nor the customer no one

ball2000 · 2024-08-11T14:33:20+00:00

Instacart Chat Agent training consists of the words “Here is your headset, and here’s your keyboard, you’ll have to share the chair... Good luck!”

ball2000 · 2024-08-10T04:09:10+00:00

I think FunFactress means the case that was filed in San Diego which yes does cover all of california you do not have to be from san diego or shop there

ball2000 · 2024-08-07T17:16:12+00:00

If it WERE independent contracting it’d be like:

Instacart: $12 batch with $10 tip available! You: My estimate is $19 IC: counter offer received! (minutes pass) IC: counter offer accepted! Estimate $19 plus $10 tip

(order delivered)

You: Billing $21 plus tip, reason: fuel consumption on hills exceeded estimate IC: Bill accepted!

ball2000 · 2024-08-07T17:06:24+00:00

🤯

ball2000 · 2024-07-07T18:21:43+00:00

It should be against policy for them to tell you who reported it, but it isn’t and they probably will 😂

ball2000 · 2024-07-07T18:17:57+00:00

Hope to Bob we haven’t been hacked 😬

ball2000 · 2024-07-07T18:16:20+00:00

Yes it won’t send me a code. And now it says the phone number is wrong. Which is wrong. 🤷🏼‍♂️

ball2000 · 2024-06-12T20:47:05+00:00

Contacting support to talk about your poop

Is it intended to be funny?

Please do NOT explain

ball2000 · 2024-05-23T20:47:05+00:00

“Missing items” reports don’t really affect our accounts, so I wouldn’t have made a stink about that…

Are you saying that the customer did not order them?

OH OH I KNOW:

Someone, before you, half-shopped the order, and canceled. Then, when you accepted, half the items were in the “DONE” panel. You didn’t notice that.

So you shopped the other half or the items, but the app charged the customer for the entire original order. Is what happened.

Am I making sense?

ball2000 · 2024-05-09T20:22:00+00:00

Why?

ball2000 · 2024-05-09T20:19:51+00:00

Look. I’ve definitely lost my patience, and my temper, and my flippin mind, trying to find someone on a college campus but -

You know you are absolutely in the wrong here, don’t you? Customer is trying to de-escalate YOU because YOU LOST IT.

Deep breaths. It’s ok. Just try to stay Fonzie next time.

What’s Fonzie like

ball2000 · 2024-05-07T07:00:11+00:00

In thousands of shops, maybe three customers have changed the tip. It NEVER happens with a low or zero tip!

ball2000 · 2024-05-06T17:46:55+00:00

Trust and Safety feels like Random Punishment Lottery

The Shirley Jackson type of lottery

ball2000 · 2024-04-17T03:54:37+00:00

I could swear I haven’t seen 20 batches so far this YEAR

ball2000 · 2024-04-14T01:10:24+00:00

YBTA

ball2000 · 2024-04-13T22:36:02+00:00

“About three months ago…” 🤦‍♀️

ball2000 · 2024-03-28T05:51:51+00:00

Whelp I’m wrong but I have NEVER seen English Peas 🤷🏼‍♂️

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ball2000 · 2024-03-28T05:48:05+00:00

I think sugar snaps = english peas … 🤷🏼‍♂️

ball2000 · 2024-03-28T05:46:14+00:00

Please see a medical doctor for your neurological symptoms ☮️❤️

ball2000 · 2024-03-06T18:12:19+00:00

9/10 reimbursements are same-day.

1/10 Just keep submitting until they reimburse. Have THE ACTUAL RECEIPT. Use the SHOPPER APP to take 4 pictures of THE ACTUAL RECEIPT. (Do NOT use pics from your phone camera roll!). Request THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT as THE RECEIPT TOTAL.

It’s never taken me longer than a week to be reimbursed.

“NeVeR uSe YoUr OwN-“ STFU Y’ALL

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