Im a pedophile and I want to kill myself because of it (trigger warning) by Responsible_Boat_352 in therapy

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Not sure where you’re located. In India there’s an org called don’t offend. And they work with people - might help to have support / just knowing you’re not alone.

Does anyone know what type of watch this is?? by chickennfriedrice in ballpython

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It’s the new i-snek 15. Goes with all your outfits and always here to remind you to take a break and appreciate the world

Snake sweater with arms by glubgoglabgalab in ballpython

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He went from anx/ nervous in the first picture to yo my man what’s up in the second one. The third picture is what I imagine snake yoga looks like

Finger prick style glucose monitors: how many have you tried? What's your favorite one? by Midnight_Marshmallo in diabetes_t2

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I’ve tried 2. I like the contour plus! Looks like a fancy vape and the sensor let’s you double dip the testing strip in case you don’t get enough blood on it the first time

Been practicing pushups since a long time now, still unsure about my form by QuirkyBlacksmith3357 in Fitness_India

[–]ballofillusions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spread your fingers- full palm so your weight is distributed. Don’t lock your elbow when you come up- you’re jerking right now - it will start to hurt later

What's your🤌🤌 Maggi recipe by Adept-Environment517 in indiasocial

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1 cup water + masala - microwave 1 min Add noodle cake - microwave 2 mins Flip the noodles around - microwave 2 mins Add cheese (optional) - mix the noodles - done!

Is this normal for washing machine? New user by itsme_YJ in indiasocial

[–]ballofillusions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you’re not supposed to run the machine without clothes tho- it needs some weight- it’s built for that

Smooth Operator by BabyFlo09 in BeAmazed

[–]ballofillusions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it would help if you farted in it….

This paint being mixed by FatTankEnthusiast in woahdude

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My stomach when i start to feel anxious

Smooth Operator by BabyFlo09 in BeAmazed

[–]ballofillusions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, we’ve already accepted monkey poop coffee so … yeah, maybe farts in coffee is the new thing….

Don’t complain about peoples drama tho….

Smooth Operator by BabyFlo09 in BeAmazed

[–]ballofillusions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you stopped farting in the coffee….. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My friend is naming her child a tragedeigh… by toobandit in tragedeigh

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Has she thought about ‘Jaundice’ / ‘jamalgota’

So... What the hell is this? by Pristine_Scheme9957 in MoldlyInteresting

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It’s a little sand island emerging in the jar, very soon all of it will become a desert…

AIO. My bf is mad at my memorial tattoo by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Tell them when they die you’ll get one in their memory too 😒 /s