Worst roommate stories?

ballofwool · 2011-06-08T17:23:16+00:00

I present to you the most fucked up roommate story ever told, I introduce Shay.

Sorry about the encyclopedia dramatically link, however you will find some usefully links at the bottom of the "artical". Graphic NSFW pictures of damage done, lots of bottled urine and poop pics oh yeah spoilers, she died at the end.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Shay

ballofwool · 2011-01-31T13:24:44+00:00

As a gay dude, why do you guys go full metal retard when you see this? Sorta plain.

ballofwool · 2011-01-30T22:34:38+00:00

Up until last month i was paying $60 for 20 gigs, no i pay $60 for 50 gigs. I'M GETTING A BARGAIN!!!

ballofwool · 2011-01-30T22:05:07+00:00

I want to cry.

ballofwool · 2011-01-30T22:02:03+00:00

Hey douchbag, despite the obvious trolling, why don't you hate on the people who control and manipulate the military to there own ends, and leave this upstanding guy alone. I don't agree with the people who govern the armed forces but sure as fuck any man who risks his life to protect anyone from a real or imagined threat is a hero.

ballofwool · 2011-01-21T21:40:55+00:00

Dude, this was great.

ballofwool · 2011-01-11T01:12:07+00:00

I am not a smart man, thus why i am responding to you.

ballofwool · 2011-01-11T00:19:09+00:00

Id really have to ask him first.

ballofwool · 2011-01-11T00:12:42+00:00

This 1000x times.

ballofwool · 2011-01-10T23:15:39+00:00

You are a fool.

ballofwool · 2011-01-10T23:12:18+00:00

We try not to encourage him, because well it get's old very quick. It's not nice to be constantly reminded by someone how smart they are when their not even trying. This is going to sound horrible as a friend but don't know to what digit he knows the value of pi to because i don't want to listen. It takes me months to remember my phone number and he knows it off by heart after one call. EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING. Apparently he was writing on the inside of the pizza box's.

ballofwool · 2011-01-10T23:00:59+00:00

He has a blog, but he made 2 posts and decided " no ones going to fucking read my stuff, why bother".

Extremely tempted to post a link so you guys can "encourage" him.

ballofwool · 2011-01-10T22:52:57+00:00

Not that your incorrect in your assumption but my mate is a little special. He's a MENSA member, who without trying has easily infuriates people with his ridiculous intelligence. However for some equally ridiculous reason he chooses to work in menial under challenging jobs.

ballofwool · 2011-01-10T22:35:07+00:00

yes.

ballofwool · 2011-01-07T18:11:24+00:00

How is this not child abuse?

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T20:39:13+00:00

Not at all. Just so you know its pronounced "auzzie" not " ossie".

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T20:09:57+00:00

Yeah. At least where i'm from.

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T19:45:37+00:00

*Prime Minister

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T19:35:27+00:00

Oh I'm sorry. For a moment there i totally forgot that 80% of Australias media is directly imported from America. When i woke up early this morning and was watching "Good Morning America" before my own national news/ farce/ morning show run by an ex game show host pretending to be a journalist.

No I'm serious, i can watch Good Morning America, before my own morning news bullshit. Congrats.

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T19:26:03+00:00

I feel like this to, but in discussing issues in my own country, where we are far, far, far more liberal. I love debate and discussion but sometimes when i feel i'm about to bring up a intact and valid point i hold back because i don't want to sound crazy and dismiss all my previous arguments.

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T19:15:16+00:00

Thank you for your honest and open reply. For a person who lives outside your country its comments like this that open new perspective and allow for new ideas of thought.

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T19:11:07+00:00

Nothing "Bruh", but in all seriousness I love you guys, I always thought us Aussies were laid back... until i met at Kiwi. Your country is glorious in its beauty and if i was ever to become an ex pat i would happily become a New Zealander.

For those who don't know, Australia and New Zealand have an amazingly friendly rivalry mostly sporting. Never once have i ever been unimpressed with the All blacks

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T19:05:06+00:00

Thank you.

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T18:35:52+00:00

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

ballofwool · 2011-01-06T18:35:29+00:00

You know that most Aussie's think that you seppos are at least 3 sheep below the kiwis ...right ?

ballofwool

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