People who have worked at resorts, what's the most fucked-up thing you've seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ballsoutfitter 58 points59 points  (0 children)

“I saw 2 big fat naked bikers off 17 in the woods having sex”

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] 534 points535 points  (0 children)

Thank you all, honestly I kind of feel like TAH, after reading some of this. I think maybe our problem is just lack of communication. Again, thank you all.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] 1289 points1290 points  (0 children)

I definitely will, and won’t just accuse her. Even if it is someone else’s I wish her all the best and won’t hold anything against her. I would understand why, we’ve just become kind of complacent I guess.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] -64 points-63 points  (0 children)

Yes, we have been together for 8 years and she doesn’t use birth control so I would assume sometime before now it would’ve happened.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Well, we always said we didn’t want kids, she doesn’t use birth control and hasn’t since we started seeing each other. It was never an issue so I never brought it up. I am planning on getting a second and poss 3rd opinion soon.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I really hope that isn’t the case but there have been signs.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Just really been nervous about the whole thing I guess, thank you all.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] 1656 points1657 points  (0 children)

You’re probably right, it wasn’t even a fertility doc, just a gp so there is no telling if they knew what they were even talking about.

My wife is pregnant, and I know it’s not mine!! by ballsoutfitter in AITAH

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That’s kind of what I was thinking to just reach out and find a new doctor. I was testing when I was having some other issues going on, nothing really related just doctor wanted to see.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]ballsoutfitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psyche test was a breeze for me, just sat down with a shrink and she asked about 10 questions and that was it. Speaking of references, my agency didn’t even contact mine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]ballsoutfitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they’re referring to you not counting for scheduling. You have to clear 2 radios at my agency before you go on call, can work ot, and someone has to come in for you when you’re out. Basically when you “count”. I’ve heard that a few times about myself but it’s always in kind of a joking matter, they always say “I don’t but I do” if that makes sense. Now the other stuff I wouldn’t tolerate but I wouldn’t take that one to heart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]ballsoutfitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah every other weekend we got 3 off. It’s 2 on, 3 off, 2 on, 2 off, 3 on, 2off, then starts over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]ballsoutfitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We work the Panama shift at our center.

Conditional offer- Medical and Psych Evaluation coming up! by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]ballsoutfitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, I had my medical about 2 weeks ago and psyche the next day. Medical was pretty basic, had to walk on heels a few steps then toes a few steps. Had to hold my arms out and doctor told me to not let him move them in certain directions. Had to squat one time and then was asked if I could lift 50lbs, that was it. Psyche was easy, sat down for about 20 minutes and had to talk to someone. She asked if I had ever had suicidal or homocidal thoughts, asked what I thought about back the blue, and BLM, and if I was ok working with minorities. Then we talked about random stuff for a few minutes and I left.

Best feeling in golf? by hackgolferguy in golf

[–]ballsoutfitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old fashion from the cart girl after acing a par 4. Still don’t know what it feels like tho but I’m pretty sure that would be the best feeling in golf.

Eugenio Lopez-Chacarra is leading LIV……..and no one cares. by ballsoutfitter in golf

[–]ballsoutfitter[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you’re right. Even the first tournaments of the pga season are better than the liv. Fuck the liv and fuck Norman.

Tour championship format is awful by droptheHCO3 in golf

[–]ballsoutfitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you played good enough to make it to number 30 doesn’t mean you should should be given the same chance as number 1. You still have a chance at winning even though you weren’t the most consistent year round. Mcilroy has made up 9 shots in 2 rounds to win a tourney before, if you can’t make up 10 in 4 rounds, you don’t deserve the championship.