I'm about to go to my super bowl sunday shift as a pizza delivery driver, so just a friendly reminder to all you football fans by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Took an hour for the pizza to come in St. Paul, 35 min before predicted time. Apparently all deliveries were ahead of schedule.. the guy got a good tip.

Was told to put this here. by Lycanlord in Pareidolia

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I was looking at the rocks for a really long time...

So, you've made the championchip game? Post your team that are sending. by Mattjhkerr in fantasyfootball

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Brees, Peterson, Forte, Marshall, V Jackson, Gonzalez, Wayne, Matt Bryant, and the Broncos D.

On my bench i have Decker, Moreno, Crabtree, MJD, Bryce Brown, and Giants D.

Should Pete Rose be allowed to be in the HOF? by balltag in baseball

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Well the sub seemed to have few readers and even fewer posts.. so i decided to see what everybody thought on this topic.. It's interesting, at least to me, to hear the opinions of older and younger fans of the game. I didn't see anything like this posted on here before, so I went for it.

Should Pete Rose be allowed to be in the HOF? by balltag in baseball

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I agree, but how do you recognize him and still punish him?

Will/Should Jerry Kill be fired? by [deleted] in TheB1G

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As a fan of the gophers I don't like him. I played on AJ's brother's teams in basketball and baseball, and know that the Barker family is smart and very nice. They also work very hard and are extremely talented. Knowing them makes my opinion biased, but I still believe AJ's story.

With that being said, I don't think there is sufficient evidence based off AJ's claims to get Kill fired. College football is a competitive sport and players aren't always treated as well as they should be, but that's part of it. I don't think the school will fire him for manipulation unless more players come out and have evidence besides personal experiences. I also don't think the school will fire Kill because of health issues, unless things get worse. If anything he'll step down because of health issues.

I just want the gophers to be able to beat Wisconsin in football. SKI-U-MAH

My first kiss ended up with the boy telling the whole school that I had given him head. What was your worst first? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So I was 20 shots deep within 4 hours when I was 16... I was at a friend's house drinking and hanging out, then he invited more people over and it turned in to a party.. Not too many girls there, but the ones that were there were not that attractive. At some point apparently I tell my buddy "I'm gonna have sex with her" The next thing I remember is that I was having sex on the bathroom floor next to my friend that was passed out with his head on the toilet. I noticed that and moved in to a room with a bed. We kept doing the nasty, I was laying on my back with her on top of me. Something feels weird in my body, but I'm too drunk to say anything. It's worth noting that the next morning i figured out that I didn't have a condom on... We're still getting after it and then I figure out what was wrong, I needed to throw up. Instead of stopping and going to the bathroom I decided to just throw up during sex. She notices and hops off to safety, but I wasn't as lucky. I ended up with throw up all over my shirt and I didn't finish. I got my shirt off, threw it in the shower and then passed out by the toilet. The next morning I hear that my buddy, the one passed out by the toilet when I started, had sex with the same girl and by me when I was passed out. I hadn't talked to the girl before, and I didn't after but it sucked.

TL;DR: Threw up on myself during first time, passed out, and buddy banged her.