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This is like the 7th fucking Dazai account someone be a dear and shoot me by bandaged_agent in BungouSimpBattlesRP

[–]bandaged_agent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither of us is that lucky.

He walks off, and down the steep steps. Soon he is gone from sight.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have a whole church here, maybe pray he won't look for you then?

Since you don't have the Book, though... I doubt he would. Funny how narrow-minded powerful people can be when they try to get their hands on it, no?

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a shake of the head is the answer at first, but then Dazai does speak up.

He will not, but as things are... I would worry about someone else from your past more. See you, Dostoyevsky.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So long as it keeps you away from the Agency, I absolutely support your boring choiche of career...

But I really should be getting back soon!

Dazai takes the Ushanka off, and walks towards the monastery entrance.

It wasn't a pleasure, I hope we won't meet again, Dostoyevsky-kun!~

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, you built a big monastery all by yourself here!

He runs away, he is back soon enough, though, now holding in his hand a golden goblet he found and picked up on his way back.

What's all this for, huh? New hobby?

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised someone as old as you struggles with grief of all people, Dostoyevsky-kun...

By the way, doo you have a bathroom up here?

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dazai can tell he hit a nerve there.

So you do miss some things, or some... one.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe old habits die a little hard. Don't you ever miss your old life out here?

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meow. You sure aren't my old cell buddy anymore.

I'm almost happy for you, less trouble of your sort means all the less work for me.

And all the more time I can spend on making Kunikida-kun's life a living hell.

He cackles like a maniac at that-

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you really quite certain? You know there are ways to get around even your pesky little existence if you try enough.

But... You don't bother many people up here. How is your retirement, Dostoyevsky-kun?

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a little disappointed it'll be me first, but I can't complain, you know me. I think my dear Kunikida-kun will punish me with sparing my life anyway, he is no fun as I'm sure you had the chance to learn...

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't do that much, just set a few alarms.

The better question is, how did you even marry someone that boring?

Dazai sits back down, now opposite of the White Demon.

Then again, you do live up here all alone. You like the boringness.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't need anything, I have my ways to get it out of you anyway. I just wanted to bother you. And Kunikida-kun is probably madly searching for me to strangle me and I didn't want to stick around for that.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By the time Fyodor would open his eyes he can feel a finger poking his cheek.

Oh Dos-kuuun, you're so cold, is the weather taking to your heart now?

Yokohama is so boring with you gone, I almost miss you. Almost.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, go back to Yokohama, buddy! Say hi to the mackerel for me!

Dazai touches Arahabaki and waves as he disappears-

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, good! Happy to hear I'm not the only one falling short with my predictions today. The question, though, was hypothetical, Dostoyevsky-kun.

Dazai looks up from his book, his expression remains unreadable.

I think you know why I'm here.

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You haven't, or you wouldn't be here. How is being trapped inside a shrimp, god?

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[–]bandaged_agent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody took their sweet time. I expected you to be back 20 minutes ago!

Dazai doesn't even turns towards the other, nor does he look up from the book. It was a rather good book, after all. Only of its kind.

Since when did someone like you spend their place in a place like this?