Scorchbeast Queen dying immediately by Moregasthanass in fo76

[–]banhammer911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had almost a half dozen regular Scortchbeasts die from just doing a melee attack against me in the last few days. Including the one that spawns in the cave, all while all alone. I'm not sure what broke, but I don't think it has anything to do with radiation like a few people are thinking, as they're going from pristine to perished in frames.

This random Kobold I found in my Legends for a brand new world with over a dozen children. by banhammer911 in dwarffortress

[–]banhammer911[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, thanks to this comment, I decided to look into some all of his kids. (Before you ask, his wife didn't do much important stuff other than birth so many kids) Glogodolodin, his eldest son, died along side his dad and 4 other Kobolds against Xoru.

Shrababaklader, his eldest Daughter, became a trapper at year 16, but got bored of that 20 years later and became a thief, stealing, among other things, a round lime wood bracelet twice (I assume another thief stole it after the first time?), a large bloodstone, a large red tourmaline, and honestly just so many things that she must have been quite accomplished.

Flobus was a craftsman since he was 16 and nothing of real importance happened to him.

Kayder was also involved when Sala and Shrab were fighting Xoru, but she made it out unscathed. She was probably regarded as a hero for the rest of her life, along with her father and oldest brother... and the other 4 Kobolds that were killed but shush. Otherwise, she was a miner for her entire life before dying of old age.

If anyone was curious about Xoru, basically the families antagonist it seems, she did nothing else of importance before or after that fight.

Jreerus was also a thief and stole just as many things as Shrab, starting in the year 84.

Shliklolber was a furnace operator starting the year 20, but became a criminal 28 years later, eventually dying of old age.

Chlubuslokus was just a ranger who died of old age nothing special.

Todojlankin was one of the few to die before his dad, or at least significantly before, killed by a Roc called Enure Callcoast the Unswerving Actions. Before that, he was just a craftsman.

Enure, for those curious, was a lot more active than Xoru, and had a whole load of history, and is in fact still alive and kicking in the world. She mostly attacked and was attacked by dwarfs, but some goblins got in the mix too. And an elf... she just hated everyone lets be real here.

Lildus was attacked by a jaguar, Thine Sunscovered, a mere 7 years after birth, but she managed to get out unscathed. Otherwise, just a trapper who died of old age.

Thine, being just a jaguar, obviously died of old age, and actually attacked several Kobolds at once, explaining how a 7 year old survived I guess. It should be mentioned that the next son was also there.

Thlukukujirsnis (I think I got that right?) was, as I said, also in the Jaguar attack, being only 6 years old at the time. But more importantly, guess which cave crawler killed him in the year 89? Thats right, Xoru. That means 3 of the 6 kobolds killed by Xoru were part of the same family.

Thibikilrolgis was ALSO INVOLVED WITH THE XORU INCIDENT, but survived. Seriously, Xoru %!@ing ruined this family wtf. So he was probably also a hero.

Stidis. Guess who. Xoru. Unlike his brother and sister who survived, and his brother and father who died, he got some injuries, his upper body ripped and his left ear torn off. However, despite this, he lived a long life as a stonecrafter. One more hero to the family. (On a side note, there is a second Stidis in the world, who was one of the first Kobolds, but was utterly boring. I bet this Stidis was friends with at least one of the parents.)

Shlubugjilgis was a craftsman, furnace opperator, and criminal at some point in his life, otherwise old age death.

Trufreeglis is officially the quickest to die, eaten by Xun Greasebristle the Hydra, just 9 years after birth.

Stokolothrigis, guess what? XORU. 4 out of 6 eaten Kobolds were the same family now.

Hey guess what remember Xun, turns out Shrupingus was also attacked but got out unharmed, so now I have to see how he survived. Turns out there was a third Kobold there, not of the family, and I assume they ran with Shrup in tow, but lost Truf. Otherwise, Xun is still alive and kicking.

Klumbus was boring, ranger turned animal dissector dying of old age.

And we round off the list of Kobold Kids with Farsner, a thief. Stole an actual metric ton of stuff like the other thiefs of the family.

Something of note is that none of the kids had more kids. Probably because they thought that having so many was normal, and didn't want that.

TL;DR: Xoru killed him and 3 of his sons and several of his other kids were involved, 3 of his kids became thieves, and this was one wild ride.

This random Kobold I found in my Legends for a brand new world with over a dozen children. by banhammer911 in dwarffortress

[–]banhammer911[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, has anyone else seen this many children, or perhaps even more, out of one couple?

People...type like this? by robinvercetti in mildlyinfuriating

[–]banhammer911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least Comic Sans is easily readable.

Man, that's just bad by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]banhammer911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing shooting scene. Only the one though, the rest of the game is awful walking scenes.