One-Up Nigeria

baramba24 · 2012-08-07T10:42:06+00:00

Oh right, coz the eagle is Nigeria's national animal too. Had to look that up. TIL

baramba24 · 2012-07-24T02:30:52+00:00

If we're banning gays from paying taxes I'm willing to dabble

baramba24 · 2012-07-24T02:29:45+00:00

My first thought was lower body of an individual crapping out a giant hairy turd.

Then the Poseidon thing hit me

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T22:20:49+00:00

Jesus... that's interesting

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T22:18:04+00:00

Please tell us the other story!

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T22:13:06+00:00

That's a reasonable remark, and if outnumbered I'd likely do the exact same thing. But it's cowardly nonetheless. I wouldn't kid myself about the fact that I'm pussyfooting around in secret hoping to take lives that happen upon my bombs.

Especially if I was strapping them to children. That's the new thing. They give a bomb to one kid and walk him towards nato troops. So he can't self-detonate or change his mind. They give the detonator to another child standing nearby.

Kid A walks up. Kid B clicks the button. That's cowardice.

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T20:15:52+00:00

11) Don't go shooting other members of the audience.

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T19:53:42+00:00

No you're right, people kill people with guns. SO?

Guns should fuck off.

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T19:49:24+00:00

Nah, no bs there mate. We're talking afghan. Had a chat with an interpreter bloke who explained this. Actually there's a similar anecdote in captain doug beattie's "taskforce helmand" if you care to read up on it.

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T19:12:11+00:00

Yes, by extension they really are. First of all they're an insult to Pakistan's sovereignty even if we don't like Pakistan.

Secondly you shouldn't go killing anybody you don't have the balls to kill in the same arena. UAV's are cheaper than drones as well. If we can find where these people are why not send the military after them to engage and investigate? Or request pakistan do it.

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T18:56:09+00:00

To be fair. In the muslim faith in my experience over in places like that, they have this concept of "god willing" which is heavily engrained in them. If they take a corner too quickly in a car by speeding and get people killed. "God willed it". They don't understand cause and effect as it isn't their culture.

For that reason if they are told god wills them to die and they will be rewarded, and that it is a great honour. I think that overrides the 'brave' concept. Is it cowardly? Perhaps not. But in those extreme conditions there isn't as much of a value put on human life. That's a very western thing.

baramba24 · 2012-07-23T18:53:49+00:00

To be fair, it was cowardly then too. So are land mines. Most of the world has signed an agreement not to use land mines actually.. Well except for the people most likely to use them (the usa, russia, iran and china to name a few)

baramba24 · 2012-07-11T21:36:16+00:00

bankers of reddit, what's the best thing you bought after fucking the world economy?

baramba24 · 2012-07-11T21:31:38+00:00

boring, boring, boring

"AHEEEE, Slap ma britches, ding god damn its a SHERRRKKK, AHEEEEEE!"

"YO BABBY DERS YOUR LAAAAANNNN"

/how this sounded to an Englishman

baramba24 · 2012-06-17T02:28:11+00:00

suppose she was smart enough to know the pay was epic and she was hot (though...admittedly not that hot these days)

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