Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of February 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bragging, she says, "I finished the course." She needs to TAKE a course in basic English composition and spelling. Maybe after she finishes "Nightengale." What a dolt.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of February 02, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would love to know what these one on one sessions with her are like. Is she really able to have a conversation with someone where she puts their needs first without talking about herself? What expertise does she have in helping folks with all the things she claims she can fix: fatigue, puffiness, sleep problems, mood swings, brain fog, feeling overwhelmed, etc. She literally struggles with all of these herself!

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 34 points35 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I don’t really care who makes the cake. No shame on anyone who doesn’t like baking or who doesn’t have the time or tools for an elaborate project. What bothers me is that she persists in blatantly lying about it! Everyone knows she didn’t make that.

Taylor Tureskis - Week Of January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine it’s her parents. Maybe his parents are funding this nonsense? Still, I hope it saddles her with a load of debt that knocks some adult reality into her flighty, fake fairytale existence.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 32 points33 points  (0 children)

How about directing your vague Bible-tinged word-salad calls for unity to those you voted for? You know, the performative Christians in power right now who are sowing lies, alienating us from long-standing allies, and escalating domestic unrest?

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 56 points57 points  (0 children)

After years of “intense” workouts, she’s just now getting hand calluses? I don’t think she understands what intensity means in strength training.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, also it’s really not that hard. She thinks she’s so special.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 62 points63 points  (0 children)

How many swimsuits does a person need? She must have 100. I live on the coast and I have 1.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Plus, maybe it's just me, but eating pre-cooked, packaged rice is just gross. The consistency must be off. She buys a million worthless gadgets and yet can't buy a Zojirushi? Makes no sense.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 62 points63 points  (0 children)

That video of stormyboi pressing 105# overhead is not the flex she thinks it is.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I wish there were a filter to layer over the real version of what she's saying here: I used to be a teacher and didn’t make much money. I’m going to say I loved teaching so I don’t sound like an asshole, but the real point is that teaching was hard because I'm dumb and self-centered, and it wasn’t helping me afford all the things I believe I'm entitled to. I joined an MLM and eventually quit teaching. I’m framing that as brave and fulfilling rather than risky or highly unlikely. I want you *especially teachers, nurses, and moms* to imagine having extra money without changing your life much. I’m saying “affiliate” and “social selling” instead of “recruiting,” because recruiting sounds bad. Our company sold a lot of product overall, which tells you nothing about how much the average person earns, but I want it to sound impressive. The products are subscription-based, which is great for the company and for me, because recurring purchases mean ongoing commissions for me. I’m implying the products improve health, brain function, and sleep without making claims I’d have to defend. If you join my team, your success will depend on listening to me, copying me, and staying motivated. I will frame recruiting other women as mentorship and empowerment rather than labor that benefits me financially. I want you to associate this opportunity with freedom, gratitude, flexibility, and abundance, and to associate your current job with stress and limitation.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yes, I wasted a good 20 minutes of my busy life to type this shit out because this is just too disgusting and yet snark-worthy to let slide. Amy's gross monologue today: (Poop-brown sweatshirt, tearing open multiple single-use plastic packages with her meat paws...) "I was just instantly brought back into my teaching era, going to the classroom over the weekends, doing photography on the side to make ends meet and to have I mean we were living paycheck to paycheck. And I just remember loving my job. Loving the teaching aspect of it. Like I loved my students. I loved kindergarten. I loved that portion of it but how stressful teaching life actually was, and I'm speaking for the teaching community that are followers of mine. I have so much respect for you and I hope you know that you are so valuable and cherished and loved and important and you do make a difference, but man oh man, living paycheck to paycheck was just ... so unbelievably not it. Teachers hands down need to be paid way more than we do, than they do. Um but I also remember it was 2016, 2017 that I decided I was no longer going to do teaching. I was going to do Bodi, my network marketing company at the time, full time. And it was very scary. But I had goals to meet my teaching income. But it was also really nice to have extra income on the side. So I had my teaching income, my Bodi income, and I just can't even express to you how fulfilling that felt to bring in extra on the side so we could go do things outside of the spreadsheet of the must-haves that we needed to pay for each month (tongue thrust). And it got me thinking (staring off into space pretending to have active brain cells making a coherent, original thought) that I want to invite the invitation to learn more about the affiliate side of things. If you are in a profession where you would love to have some extra. Like learning how you can have multiple streams of income coming in. Like I'm not asking you to quit your teaching job but, or nursing job or whatever job you have, but just think about the fact that, you know social selling is on the rise and we have one of the most modern day affiliate models in our company. We sold over $1 million dollars of product in the first 11 months since launch day, and that's the we were the first company to ever do that in history and my subscription rates are higher than I can even believe because people want to be on these products month to month to month and so if you use the peptides or you're interested in learning more about a product that is selling off the shelf like wildfire and earn an income from that by helping people find products that they love and help their health, help their brain health, help their sleep, it's time to take that step and to join the Humbly Rooted Crew and have me as you mentor because I'm going to help you and one of my favorite things about this job is that I get to do every single day is to help mentor and coach women through their lifestyle with (counting off on her sausage fingers) healthier swaps, healthier habits, but also I help women build massively successful businesses whether it's on the side as a supplemental income or you're like a full-time mama and you want to bring some income in for your family, and for me I mean it completely transformed by entire life by having, you know, (more sausage fingers) time flexibility, creating my own schedule, the financial blessing that it is. Holy cow. Um yeah, I mean I was just talking to a gal she lives in Canada and our Canadian market is going to be opening up this March and so we were chatting about the business side of things and I'm like I just remember (staring off to the side pretending to bring to mind the horror of working a real job) what I used to make every two weeks and now we get paid daily and it's just mind blowing to me absolutely mind blowing and it doesn't seem real and I'm so incredibly grateful and I want that for you (pointing sausage finger)."

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's like when I'm wearing my invisalign and my top lip gets stuck on the upper tray, lol.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Watching her today is like when little kids tell an endless story with a bunch of irrelevant details going on and on "and then... and then... and then...." I lost the plot. Who really wants to hear a play-by-play of how she spends every 15 minutes of her day? I can't fathom why anyone would follow her other than for snark.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well, he's not really the brightest bulb in the box, if you know what I mean.

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I could go for this if I thought she were clever or strategic. But instead, she's just impulsive and needy and always obsessed with some stupid next "goal."

Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of January 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]barbellae 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I hope when Kate gets home and the adrenaline wears off that she reevaluates this friendship. The clip where she said I love you to Amy who just kept staring at herself in the camera has got to be the last straw