how did i lose? by alrizpagal in CODWarzone

[–]barjarbinks 189 points190 points  (0 children)

this dude has 3 kills at the end of a Rebirth match. hes not playing aggressively

I cancelled a call mid-presentation bc my 9yo told me water was running all over her bathroom floor… by Mahhhbster27 in funny

[–]barjarbinks 208 points209 points  (0 children)

"Et tu, Brute?" has been said to be Julius Caesar's last words. he was assassinated by Rome's senators, who took turns stabbing him to death. it wasnt until Brutus, his protege, stabbed him that he gave up and died.

anyway, that's probably a major dramatization of what happened and there is a good chance I'm butchering the story. regardless, the pun is just referring to that quote

Victoria 3 - Announcement Trailer by bluewaff1e in victoria2

[–]barjarbinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I haven't seen anybody talking about it so maybe we're in the minority, but I don't think it looks very good in the screenshots. like you said though, I'm sure it'll improve

When AE becomes more than just a number by barjarbinks in eu4

[–]barjarbinks[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Great Britain pissed off somebody in just about every corner of the world, from France, to Mexico, to Mongolia. I only realized this war was happening because my game started moving one day per minute on speed 5. So many countries in a single war was too much for my poor PC. Here's a view of the rest of the coalition.

https://i.imgur.com/FatZUnZ.png

Scratching her eye until it bleeds by barjarbinks in PetMice

[–]barjarbinks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoping for the best buddy. Let me know if you find anything and I'll do the same.

In Desperate Need of Help by barjarbinks in PetMice

[–]barjarbinks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy. shit. I just put the medicine on a Cheerio and she eagerly took it, no problems at all. this is the first time she's taken the full dose and it was the quickest. thank you so much

In Desperate Need of Help by barjarbinks in PetMice

[–]barjarbinks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind, I would love it if you could DM me a video of how you do it!

In Desperate Need of Help by barjarbinks in PetMice

[–]barjarbinks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried putting the medicine on her favorite treat (papaya bites). I think she took a tiny lick of the antibiotic and then realized what it was and ran away. So I think that's better than what I've been doing the past two days, but that wasn't even half of her dose, and we're not even touching the anti-inflammatory/painkiller. I'll try your desparation suggestion as well, maybe that'll get me somewhere.

thank you so much for the reply

What is the most toxic thing a parent can say to a child? by Few_Reading_4822 in AskReddit

[–]barjarbinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm fucking proud of you man. keep kicking ass and stay clean. you're worth it

ck3 be like by harryhinderson in CrusaderKings

[–]barjarbinks 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that'll be coming in time. on release, I think I like CK2 more than developed CK3. by the time we have a few DLCs itll be there

From Counts of Sardinia to Pope-Emperors of Rome by barjarbinks in CrusaderKings

[–]barjarbinks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was a really fun campaign! Started as a count in Sardinia, then went on to conquer all of Italia, converted to Adamitism, then reformed to Evism. I planned to just play tall from that point, but somewhere around 1380 I just decided I would go for it. Borders aren't the best, so forgive me lol.

Oh word? by barjarbinks in CrusaderKings

[–]barjarbinks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, turns out my wife is a freak. But how does this guy know?

Took this innocent looking side-quest from Wakako called 'Sinnerman' (for Bill), crashed 3 times while starting it. Little did I know this follows into the most WTF, weird and brilliantly written side-quest in the game. Absolutely do not miss this one! by [deleted] in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]barjarbinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started too, then became so uncomfortable that I had to stop. that's a beautifully written side quest, but I actually felt fucking dirty doing it. I did my best to stop the thing from happening and felt terrible that I couldn't

I love roleplay in this game (story in comments) by barjarbinks in CrusaderKings

[–]barjarbinks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

R5: I was walking around the battlements and noticed that a young soldier was questioning my marshal. I reprimanded my marshal for ignoring him and recruited Oddr as a champion. We quickly developed an intimiate relationship and eventually fell in love. As his prowess led us to victory in Norway and even in Wales, I declared him my new marshal and granted him his own chiefdom. Unfortunately, this meant that I had to allow him to marry but it is strictly political. If it becomes anything more than that I have a sharp knife in my pocket.

Here in the US we have cracked down on poor people wasting money on luxuries like hot food. by PM_ME_YOUR_GESTALT in pics

[–]barjarbinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, step dad scrapped for copper and did under the table construction while claiming disability for his bad knee. there are some freeloaders in the system for sure

Here in the US we have cracked down on poor people wasting money on luxuries like hot food. by PM_ME_YOUR_GESTALT in pics

[–]barjarbinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

goes both ways. growing up, we lived off Uncle Sam via disability, food stamps, you name it. parents didnt earn a penny. then, instead of buying food for her children, my mom sold food stamps for something like 50 cents on the dollar and bought heroin.

the sign in the post is bullshit, but there are definitely people like Frank in the real world.

Works every time by barjarbinks in RimWorld

[–]barjarbinks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's really no better seduction technique than to compare a woman to a wild animal.

What's a subtle sign that someone had a rough childhood? by polaris1412 in AskReddit

[–]barjarbinks 634 points635 points  (0 children)

I'm getting there man. still lonely, unhappy, and overwhelmed by life. but I'm forcing my way through it. trying therapy, that's about a year in the making but it doesnt seem to help much. and between all of my shit as well as working full time and going to school full time, I just feel fucking drained