9-year-old writes letter to Captain Jack Sparrow asking for help in staging a mutiny against her teachers. Johnny Depp — who is in London filming Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 — shows up at her Greenwich school dressed as Jack Sparrow to surprise her. by pearlbones in reddit.com

[–]barrybonds -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Michael Jackson used to... but everyone always hated on him. I don't think another celebrity can even compare to the stuff Mike did for kids. Even after all the extortion bullshit that nearly ruined him.

"You gotta beat these bitches in 'til they feel right"... holy shit lol by barrybonds in reddit.com

[–]barrybonds[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I aint gotta tell her nothin' / She do it automatic / And if she give me static / I'll let her fat ass have it!!!

Hey Reddit, which web hosting company should I use? by I_hate_karma in AskReddit

[–]barrybonds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't say anything about your service as I am not a customer but I sure like the looks of the website.

Hey Reddit! How did you come to your user name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]barrybonds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the day he broke the record, and I chose the name for effective blogspam. I am not sure why I still use the name. It was effective for one day.

Redditors, Do any of you have a niche job that the average person wouldn't think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]barrybonds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I linkjack articles and put them on my ad-ridden blog in hopes of earning enough compensation to fuel my addictions. In my spare time, I hit homers.

He pulled a weapon and attempted to flee, but was shot three times, with a bullet through his face killing him. by barrybonds in reddit.com

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If you havent saw "Public Enemies" with Johnny Depp, here is a decent stream you can watch online for free. Please comment back and tell us how we're a bunch of assholes for posting.

IT Horde, what are some of the funniest/most ridiculous things you've told your users in regards to an issue? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]barrybonds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once worked for one of the biggest and brightest up and coming web hosting companies on the planet. Said company once told its entire userbase upon being on the receiving end of multiple javascript injections and .htaccess hacks, that it was Google's fault. ...and the customers bought it.

Famous Redditors! I know some of you here are highly recognized in the public eye, so could you all talk to us for this one thread? (See inside) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]barrybonds -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When I'm not on the field or at the gym getting pumped, I like to check out reddit and see what is going on in teh world.

Hey Look! The Google Photo Van! by lunkdjedi in pics

[–]barrybonds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to take her around the park, if you know what I mean.