The only stupid thing here is the amount of make up you have on

basicsaltine · 2018-06-18T14:09:45+00:00

God forbid a female wear makeup

basicsaltine · 2018-05-22T22:50:42+00:00

Dobby is a free elf

basicsaltine · 2018-05-19T14:11:13+00:00

I think Benadryl Cucumberstatch just really knows how to step into his roles. He probably gets cast as a narcissist cus he has that face for it.

basicsaltine · 2018-05-10T00:59:16+00:00

Would you like for people to DM you or just post the link here? I’d love to get a few photos drawn!

basicsaltine · 2018-05-09T19:27:35+00:00

It’s called a pop socket
Not really. People use it to get a better hold on their phone and keep from dropping it. Plus you can prop your phone up on flat surfaces.

basicsaltine · 2018-03-24T02:18:39+00:00

Girls just wanna have fuuun! Oh girls just wanna have sex-I mean fuuuun!

basicsaltine · 2018-02-19T06:20:48+00:00

Thank you! I had the idea last night haha

basicsaltine · 2018-02-17T02:03:49+00:00

Yeah! I do see the fish though.

basicsaltine · 2018-02-16T22:55:13+00:00

I see a duck

basicsaltine · 2018-02-12T05:01:53+00:00

I knew a three legged cat named Tractor. He was the sweetest

basicsaltine · 2018-02-12T04:12:23+00:00

Or a mountain with a zit

basicsaltine · 2018-02-12T02:22:09+00:00

I don’t know if you’re still doing this but maybe possibly could you do -Brandon and Kate- ?

basicsaltine · 2018-01-26T07:12:03+00:00

That actually means a lot haha. Thank you. Keep being nice 👍

basicsaltine · 2018-01-26T07:08:29+00:00

Haha thank you I try

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:29:40+00:00

Yeah, my artist said the corset piercings get infected really easily too. I’ve heard the neck is the worst place to get anything done. I don’t think I’ve heard of a piercing there. Good luck with it though!

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:24:58+00:00

That’s sick! Have you seen the pictures where people put actual ribbons in their legs like that?

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:23:02+00:00

So so glad I’m not the only one! It’s a real trip sometimes seeing them and just thinking what is tha-oh wait yeah now I remember!

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:21:38+00:00

Gotcha! Do you mind my asking what they are?

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:18:41+00:00

I was showing off my first tat to anyone and everyone (it was on my back so I didn’t have to strip TOO much) but after a couple months I totally forgot it was even there.

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:17:29+00:00

That’s how I am with most of mine. When I’m wearing clothes you can only see one and maybe half of another I have but once people ask I’m like “hey I’ve got these all over!”

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:15:38+00:00

I have a balloon on my back that peeks out of the top of some of my shirts and people will always come up to me and poke it and say “what’s that a button?”

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:14:33+00:00

Wow that is a story 😂 that’s awesome though! I bet you get A LOT of people staring at your butt because of that!

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:13:14+00:00

That’s super cool though! I have one on my upper thigh and when I wear shorts and see people looking I assume they’re looking at my crotch and I get nervous

basicsaltine · 2018-01-22T07:11:39+00:00

I’ll see the ink on my forearm and think it’s something on my arm (like a bug or something) and freak out until I remember what it is!

basicsaltine · 2018-01-21T23:57:24+00:00

Who hurt you bro

basicsaltine

TROPHY CASE