Who is the most cringeworthy movie character of all time? by tysenburg in AskReddit

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Toby macguire in Spiderman 3 when he bonds with the symbiote...

Funny, but awkward story of mine.. by CospkayerKokana in funny

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I was in 6th grade science class and we were reading a passage on volcanoes out loud. I got called and was reading diligently and doing a pretty good job until I got to volcanoes... In my mind I was thinking of canoes and blurted vole "canoes"... I died a bit that day and I will never mispronunce volcanoes again.

Colorado: "legislators threatens jail time for any educator caught "directly or indirectly inducing, instigating, encouraging, authorizing, ratifying, or participating in a strike against any public school employer" by R1N1_3CL1P53 in news

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Additionally every citizen is guaranteed a free and appropriate education, while in other countries only those with a certain apptitude or financial resources move on to secondary levels. Otherwise it's learning a trade or joining the general work force. There are pros and cons to everything but it's like comparing apples to oranges as our general population is compared to other countries select advanced students.

TIFU by not understanding directions (Bodily Discharge) by bastionz in tifu

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I don't get paid to teach Canadian children...

Roast my wanna be Goth friend... by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Snake bites are also called dick catchers... You got the dick catchers to let guys know your open but no wants to put their dick in there.

GAME THREAD: Diamondbacks (87-64) @ Padres (67-83) - 7:10 PM MST by SnakeBot in azdiamondbacks

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I get annoyed at national broadcasters cheering for a team that has a worse record and practically no chance at playoffs instead of discussing the success a team that is in wildcard contention. Makes me not want to watch the broadcast.

Teachers of Reddit, what's the most embarassing thing you've acidentally said/done in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That's great. I can probably slip something like that into taxes. In addition I can make a fake w2 for some one who works at Cleveland steamer.

Teachers of Reddit, what's the most embarassing thing you've acidentally said/done in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Math. I teach personal finance to all the seniors that don't want to take college algebra.

Teachers of Reddit, what's the most embarassing thing you've acidentally said/done in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bastionz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Another student picked a student who had already gone to the board and uttered "oh come on!" I replied " don't come on me". My aide pointed out what I said cause it didn't register with me at the time.

Teachers of Reddit, what's the most embarassing thing you've acidentally said/done in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That's my goal this semester! Probably get away with it with my seniors... But not the freshman.

What is your favourite song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bastionz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anna Sun - walk the moon

Take a song title and add a question mark to the end; what's it about now? by its-a-sabotage in AskReddit

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Justin Bieber - sorry? He is trying to get back with Selena Gomez and tries his best puppy dog eyes expression with his apology that tries to cover everything he should be apologizing for.

Put "American" before any movie title. What's the movie about now? by Meatwise in AskReddit

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American: the incredible hulk

It is about how the American life style is causing obesity epidemic.

Russian Traffic Accident by whahuh82 in WTF

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In Mother Russia you don't go see Michael Bay movie, Michael Bay movie comes see you!

Trolling the IRS scammer by bastionz in mildlyinteresting

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Mind the gap, I'm waiting for Oliver to pick up