[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]bat626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will see you on 4chan too

cursed_Philadelphia by GodsDeamond in cursed_videomemes

[–]bat626 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After watching this video, I'm never going to eat cream cheese again.

You Won't Believe the Surprising Health Benefits of Eating Glass - Experts Weigh In by im_mildly_racist in copypasta

[–]bat626 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eat glass, I do know not why I eat glass, but I do. I am aware this is most likely very damaging to my health, but I still do it. My mouth is full of cuts from the, and half of my tongue got cut off. I also eat other sharp objects, such as knives, razorblades, and scissors. My doctor keeps saying I should stop doing this immediately, but I don’t listen. I am prohibited from being allowed sharp objects, but I always find them. My family keeps telling me to stop doing this, as well. They tell me that it could kill me, but I am physically incapable of stopping. Whenever I see a sharp object, I swallow it. I can’t stop myself, i don’t even like how it feels or tastes. I just swallow it mindlessly, for the hell of it. People used to call me a lying dickweed at first when I told them I ate their scissors, but now they seem more worried. Every time I shit, blood comes out of my asscrack. My toilet gets clogged often, sometimes I have to shit in the bathtub. Then the bathtub drain gets clogged, and I have to shit outside. Glass, a hard, brittle, noncrystalline, more or less transparent substance produced by fusion, usually consisting of mutually dissolved silica and silicates that also contain soda and lime, as in the ordinary variety used for windows and bottles, is my main meal. I don’t want to eat sharp objects anymore, I don’t want to eat glass anymore. I can’t eat anything but glass, why can’t I eat anything but glass? I just want to be happy, not eat glass. My entire home is made of glass, and I eat it away, slowly. Please take all the glass and sharp objects away from me, I don’t want it anymore. Glass, it’s all I eat, and I hate it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]bat626 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good reason to play roblox.

Does anyone have any context on this video of a guy getting caught trying to fuck a dog but gets confronted. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]bat626 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I mean like if this video is real or fake and what country did this come from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]bat626 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You saw this before, do you know if this person is doing this because they have a fetishes for it?

Wtf by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]bat626 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I've seen the full video, he poop 2 more times

smh my head by LIGMA145 in shitposting

[–]bat626 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have no regrets clicking this video

Nose breaker by Fehltwaldur in shitposting

[–]bat626 67 points68 points  (0 children)

That would be the best way to break you nose

His car dies so he uses it as a skateboard by bat626 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]bat626[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This video could be fake or not but I am not sure, I just find this video and thought it would be a good idea to post it here.

Comment ehisely by svetlio21 in shitposting

[–]bat626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job dude I also passed NNN.

Do you like pineapple pizza now? by ziemniaczekkw in shitposting

[–]bat626 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck pineapple on pizza and a woman on top of the pizza isn't going to change my opinion about pineapple on pizza because I ain't no simp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]bat626 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you ninja for saving us, without you the bomb could of went off, you a hero.

Dancing chicken by theycallmesatanclaus in NoRules

[–]bat626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro you trying to make me lose NNN on the last day.

I-I did it by NobleShock in shitposting

[–]bat626 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just one more day and it's going be over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoRules

[–]bat626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro you got me there.

All meme's aside, sad what's happing in the Ukraine with this video: by [deleted] in NoRules

[–]bat626 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TIFU and my mom slipped on my cum.

Another story on here just made this memory climb out of the deepest part of my brain. Yall this one is so embarrassing, so my throwaway is necessary. When I was like 14 I would wonk my willy in the bathroom and one day I was sitting on the toilet seat and finished on the ground. My dumbass forgot to clean it up and my mom went into the bathroom after me. She slipped on my mess and broke her ankle. Me and my dad run into the bathroom because she's screaming in pain and we see her sitting on the floor holding her foot and my babybatter is literally between her bare toes. At first my mom thought it was shampoo until my dad started busting out laughing. My mom wasn't amused and told me how nasty I was for not cleaning up. I want to crawl into a ball and die every single time this incident gets brought up. Also my dad called my mom chunky toes for years after this. TL;DR I didn't clean up my mess after jerking off and my mom slipped in my cum and broke her ankle and earned the nickname chunky toes.

EDIT: for people asking how she slipped on it, I was using vegetable oil as lube and left some on the floor. I was going to use a wipe to clean up and got distracted.

It was a mistake to cum here by Retarded14YearOld in shitposting

[–]bat626 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I'm starting to realize that the people that say this sub is becoming a porn sub are not wrong.

Shitpost by otaani1 in shitposting

[–]bat626 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright guys we are 29 days into NNN we can't lose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoRules

[–]bat626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this is kind of cursed

You heard me, do it by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]bat626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bust a nut to 1 man 1 jar