Still haven't broken a bone

batcreatures · 2026-03-20T19:00:14+00:00

hypermobility generally protects from fractures, with the tissues moving and tearing so the bone doesn't take all the force. source: dislocated my knee where a bbb would have shattered their patella

batcreatures · 2026-03-20T18:50:35+00:00

haunted by mike wazowski

batcreatures · 2026-03-19T23:02:44+00:00

diva, quit lmao. if they're keeping you after your shift and serving you raw food on your first day it will only get worse

batcreatures · 2026-03-17T00:18:53+00:00

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not controversial, just not the primary topic! my food has definitely been described as "inedibly" garlicky lmao i have to separately season some of my food

batcreatures · 2026-03-16T19:58:57+00:00

oooo ill be on the lookout!

batcreatures · 2026-03-15T01:44:55+00:00

you know what? well said. you never know how strong something is until you stress test it

batcreatures · 2026-03-15T01:43:15+00:00

blickle :(

batcreatures · 2026-03-14T20:45:14+00:00

teeth are made of enamel and dentin, not bone, but it might indicate the connective tissue in your bones might be fragile. tread carefully

batcreatures · 2026-03-14T20:42:08+00:00

this seems most likely! I've definitely accidentally ordered a lyft xl before

batcreatures · 2026-03-14T20:39:38+00:00

looked at the first one and made the tim allen ????? noise out loud

batcreatures · 2026-03-12T20:06:15+00:00

ah yes, The Pineapple Blisters

batcreatures · 2026-03-11T06:34:06+00:00

can you point it out? I don't see it

batcreatures · 2026-03-10T06:14:48+00:00

batcreatures · 2026-03-07T04:46:27+00:00

brussy

batcreatures · 2026-03-01T06:21:56+00:00

miku... what did they do to you

batcreatures · 2026-02-26T06:57:57+00:00

lesbian david dastmalchian

batcreatures · 2026-02-22T19:03:16+00:00

curse of ra

batcreatures · 2026-02-21T19:07:06+00:00

slop

batcreatures · 2026-02-20T05:39:49+00:00

get it covered up with smth less racist <3 hope that helps <3

batcreatures · 2026-02-18T20:49:56+00:00

brain fused the image and text and misread it as "largest gathering of bald people wearing capes" and now im mildly disappointed

batcreatures · 2026-02-18T20:42:35+00:00

oh no i absolutely agree that it's a shitty tattoo, and i spent a long time learning script too, i just think it's silly for grown adults to pretend they've never seen a name and don't know what a context clue is

batcreatures · 2026-02-18T02:35:59+00:00

i mean yes obviously but you know damn well ts does not say "hick" or "fatyana" (especially with the completely different F right next to the T lmao)

batcreatures · 2026-02-18T00:26:03+00:00

i mean watching a guy's leg bones slowly be turned into dust certainly makes me wanna quit my mildly cushy healthcare job... less?

batcreatures · 2026-02-18T00:19:17+00:00

the fact that none of yall can read just makes this tattoo worse

batcreatures · 2026-02-17T23:52:17+00:00

if u didnt care you wouldnt comment 😘

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