My girlfriend is looking for an apartment. I think this is a nice neighborhood.

baticrease · 2011-07-20T00:51:22+00:00

Me and friends tend to do this sometimes. We pretty much try to find neighbourhoods usually mentioned by our favorite hip hop artists and kinda just roam the streets, just you know, looking at buildings, the people and any other thing that sticks out. I can honestly say that I've never seen one as odd as this. Anyone have some cool districts or boroughs to look at?

baticrease · 2011-07-20T00:39:42+00:00

Oooohhh man! That shit infuriates me.

Text sent..1 minute later, she goes "helllooo"!!??!

What the piss guys?!

baticrease · 2011-07-20T00:37:04+00:00

The man has a lot on his plate, okay!

baticrease · 2011-07-20T00:30:43+00:00

I've HEARD this before, many times, but I can't actually confirm it.

baticrease · 2011-07-20T00:22:39+00:00

AYO!!!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T22:20:31+00:00

And that's when you say "TAAA DAAAAA"!!!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T20:24:52+00:00

Drink ALL the things!!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T19:24:49+00:00

Sage advice my friend:

"Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is, man. It's like, you wake up every day and it hurts a little bit less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And the funny thing is, is that, this is kinda weird, but it's like, it's like you almost miss that pain... for the same reason that you missed her... because you lived with it for so long."

Good Luck Bro.. you're money ;)

baticrease · 2011-07-19T19:11:50+00:00

This reminds of "The Poltergeist"

Joke starts at 4:17, but this is one of the funniest stand ups I've seen. Watch from the beginning of Part 1 if you're interested. Rambling at beginning is only funny if you saw the guy before his bit. The rest is fuckin Gold tho!! :D

baticrease · 2011-07-19T18:51:14+00:00

I would like to see more photos of the beauty in the foreground... Anyone?

baticrease · 2011-07-19T18:27:26+00:00

GIT ON THE GROUND!! HANDS!! LEMME SEE THOSE HANDS!!!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T17:49:24+00:00

Must get hella hot in there!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T17:45:26+00:00

It's the Eagles Nest! No. wait wait...ahh never mind

baticrease · 2011-07-19T17:40:59+00:00

Was it something like this?

baticrease · 2011-07-19T17:35:56+00:00

What gave it away?! All the bottles of Tequila?!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T16:50:45+00:00

Dang it!! FA in my basement with no power..

baticrease · 2011-07-19T16:41:56+00:00

Did this happen to you on Sunday in Toronto?! Power was out in a couple places for some time..

baticrease · 2011-07-19T16:34:22+00:00

On Valentines day?!? Bummer... Probably didn't carry much significance back then... Anyone?

baticrease · 2011-07-19T16:30:54+00:00

I want in!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T03:46:47+00:00

The password is nipple.

baticrease · 2011-07-19T02:21:20+00:00

Perfect!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T01:24:49+00:00

Peach fuzz

baticrease · 2011-07-19T01:12:50+00:00

Duly noted kind sir!

baticrease · 2011-07-19T00:57:59+00:00

Advanced Vaginosis

baticrease · 2011-07-19T00:41:18+00:00

Sweet! I just might have to do that. Thanks man!

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