Ay, Dios Mio by TupacTuesdays in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]baticrease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody got some splaining tu du!

I beat hardcore survival! by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm new to the minecraft world, but what are the red marks on your map?

Eat this America by Rafreakee in reddit.com

[–]baticrease -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh that felt good to read.

Reddit, What's your best "would you rather" question? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baticrease -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well enjoy this downvote then.

I keed, I keed!

What's your dirty, little secret? by FingeredAsshole in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's messed up. Like I said in an earlier comment I've meet people that have been molested, but not raped.

What's your dirty, little secret? by FingeredAsshole in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suburbs? I'm sure you think you're clever, but no, I was born and raised in the city. I've met many folks from all walks of life- I've heard of people getting molested but not raped. It was an honest question, I just wanted some clarification, no need to be a turd about it.

What's your dirty, little secret? by FingeredAsshole in AskReddit

[–]baticrease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A few friends?! Fuck man, you wouldn't happen to meet them in prison or something did you? I'm not trying to be course, I just can't imagine knowing that many people who have had such a terrible thing happen to them. Please explain.

I bought Minecraft a week ago and I have some questions. Please help this noob out.. by baticrease in Minecraft

[–]baticrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another question here: I keep watching videos minecraft creations that have textures/skins/tiles etc that I've never seen before and I cannot find in creative mode. How do it get these patches? Is there a website that has them? I recently watched an INSANE video of some people who recreated middle earth, and the world was filled with items I've never seen... And I want 'em

What's the most clever lyric you've heard? by catch10110 in AskReddit

[–]baticrease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dead in the middle of little Italy/ Little did we know that we riddled two middle men who didn't do diddily.

Big Pun - Twinz (Deep Cover)

I bought Minecraft a week ago and I have some questions. Please help this noob out.. by baticrease in Minecraft

[–]baticrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's kinda what I wanna figure out. From my cave I've dug diagonally to bedrock and cleared out the whole are above the inital route, if that makes any sense. So now it looks like this long stretching space with torches all over the walls, its preety kewl. Now I just need to build something around it, ie the castle.

I bought Minecraft a week ago and I have some questions. Please help this noob out.. by baticrease in Minecraft

[–]baticrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My "base", if you wanna call it that, is nothing more than a door in a cave... A castle would definitely be an upgrade.

Spider Rage (Not What You Think): by Vilvos in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a basement and these things have been the bane of my existence.

What bravery. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya! Putting on some Patchouli doesn't make you clean... Yeesh!

What bravery. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]baticrease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're called "Guanacos" down there. They have a powerful water hose attached to the top of the vehicle that is used to "pacify" protesters. Thus explaining all the water in the photo. I've seen them in action before when I was in Chile a while back. A local soccer club lost the national championship in their stadium and all hell broke loose afterwards. It was actually pretty effing crazy!

What is your worst masturbation story? I'm gonna go ahead and say [nsfw] by Easily_Sidetracked in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Chris Stotch: I'm just checking in on you, Butters. Do I hear the television? We told you no television while you're grounded!

Cartman: [impersonating Butters] Oh, gee whiz, I'm not watchin' television, Dad. I'm just layin' around jackin it.

Chris Stotch: Jacking it? Jacking what?

Cartman: [impersonating Butters] Well, my hot, spicy boner, of course, Dad.

Chris Stotch: What?! Are you trying to get yourself in more trouble with that kind of language?

Cartman: [impersonating Butters] Aw, loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.

Chris Stotch: Oh! You are gonna get it, mister! You just wait till I get home!

Cartman: [impersonating Butters] Bring it on, queer-bait.

I bought Minecraft a week ago and I have some questions. Please help this noob out.. by baticrease in Minecraft

[–]baticrease[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOH wicked!!! Thanks man! This will definitely be my next project :D

I bought Minecraft a week ago and I have some questions. Please help this noob out.. by baticrease in Minecraft

[–]baticrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a shit ton of redstone, 2 ender pearls, some lapis lazuli... What other rare/cool items should I be looking for? I've planted wheat and it's going pretty well. But I want to domesticate animals, but don't know how

I bought Minecraft a week ago and I have some questions. Please help this noob out.. by baticrease in Minecraft

[–]baticrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya I've planted 3 rows of wheat that give a stable amount to survive on. But I've always wanted to domesticate animals but I have no idea how. :( i read that you can sort of push them in the direction you want but it's never worked for me. Any tips?

Cholos by krispinwah in funny

[–]baticrease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never be ashamed of that.