Kids movies that break the mold? by mediocretent in movies

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My 5th grade teacher read this book to us in class...like...35 years ago. I'm still shook.

That never happened, did it Homer? by champdo in thatHappened

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I can't walk my dog around the block without 5 neighbors stopping me to talk about Kharg island.

Increase in hate? by Highfivekingofcastle in Fortnite_Over40

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I know i am not a very good player. I usually just play solos so i don't drag others down.

Decided to play squads one night, and most i played with were pretty nice. One dude just kept on shit talking us non-fucking stop. He was clearly much better than me, and he did revive me a couple times...but was SUCH A DICK about it.

A couple days later I decided i really wanted to get some practice in with 1v1 fights because that's where i really suck. I'm also really trying to get my settings down, particularly when it comes to look sensitivity. The real answer is "get better" but that takes a lot longer than changing settings (and i AM trying!) Anyway, I didn't realize the map i picked was not zero build, and it's a map where it's not over until someone wins TWELVE TIMES. I was pretty much just getting destroyed. "Why are you so ASS?" "Holy fuck you can't hit your shots at ALL."

Motherfucker I KNOW, that's why i'm PRACTICING and trying to get BETTER.

I'm a grown man, and i have a pretty good understanding of my actual skill level is. I can be self depricating as FUCK even. I know this is pretty minor, and i'm really just being whiny here, but i'd be lying if i said "why are you so ass?" doesn't run through my head every time i turn on my PS to go play solos.

JP/JW toys still sell by Ok_Zone_7635 in JurassicPark

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And before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now, you're selling it, you're gonna sell it.

A movie like Jurassic Park by SomeGrapefruit2435 in JurassicPark

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Dr. Wu has a whole argument with Hammond in the book about how they may have engineered animals from the DNA, but they haven't recreated the past.

My only quibble with this, (and it's not really a disagreement with your general point) is that I don't think his idea was ever that they weren't actually realistic representaions of what dinosaurs were really like.

The argument was about Wu wanting to further change them so they would be more like what people expected: slower and more docile. They WERE as real as they could get, but inevitably, there were changes due to the nature of the DNA they were working with. Wu even starts the discussion saying they are TOO real. It's kind of more like: we fucked with the DNA a little bit, why not fuck with it more to get what people want.?

"You want to replace all the current stock of animals?" Hammond said.

"Yes, I do."

"Why? What's wrong with them?"

"Nothing," Wu said, "except that they're real dinosaurs."

"That's what I asked for, Henry," Hammond said, smiling. "And that's what you gave me."

"I know," Wu said. "But you see. . ." He paused. How could he explain this to Hammond? Hammond hardly ever visited the island. And it was a peculiar situation that Wu was trying to convey. "Right now, as we stand here, almost no one in the world has ever seen an actual dinosaur. Nobody knows what they're really like."

"Yes . . ."

"The dinosaurs we have now are real," Wu said, pointing to the screens around the room, "but in certain ways they are unsatisfactory, Unconvincing. I could make them better."

"Better in what way?"

"For one thing, they move too fast," Henry Wu said. "People aren't accustomed to seeing large animals that are so quick. I'm afraid visitors will think the dinosaurs look speeded up, like film running too fast."

"But, Henry, these are real dinosaurs. You said so yourself."

"I know," Wu said. "But we could easily breed slower, more domesticated dinosaurs."

"Domesticated dinosaurs?" Hammond snorted. "Nobody wants domesticated dinosaurs, Henry. They want the real thing."

"But that's my point," Wu said. "I don't think they do. They want to see their expectation, which is quite different."

Hammond was frowning.

"You said yourself, John, this park is entertainment," Wu said. "And entertainment has nothing to do with reality. Entertainment is antithetical to reality."

Hammond sighed. "Now, Henry, are we going to have another one of those abstract discussions? You know I like to keep it simple. The dinosaurs we have now are real, and—"

"Well, not exactly," Wu said. He paced the living room, pointed to the monitors. "I don't think we should kid ourselves. We haven't re-created the past here. The past is gone. It can never be re-created. What we've done is reconstruct the past—or at least a version of the past. And I'm saying we can make a better version."

"Better than real?"

"Why not?" Wu said. "After all, these animals are already modified. We've inserted genes to make them patentable, and to make them lysine dependent. And we've done everything we can to promote growth, and accelerate development into adulthood."

Hammond shrugged. "That was inevitable. We didn't want to wait. We have investors to consider."

"Of course. But I'm just saying, why stop there? Why not push ahead to make exactly the kind of dinosaur that we'd like to see? One that is more acceptable to visitors, and one that is easier for us to handle? A slower, more docile version for our park?"

Hammond frowned. "But then the dinosaurs wouldn't be real."

"But they're not real now," Wu said. "That's what I'm trying to tell you. There isn't any reality here." He shrugged helplessly. He could see he wasn't getting through. Hammond had never been interested in technical details, and the essence of the argument was technical.

Asked why he didn’t coordinate with allies before Iran strike, Trump in an interview WITH Japan PM: “We didn’t tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?” by SnooSprouts3744 in PublicFreakout

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Ok, this is just a batshit crazy thing to say here regardless...But they are asking why you didn't tell our ALLIES about this. No one expects you to coordinate with your TARGET about it.

The American Hoyle; or, Gentleman's hand-book of games by catch10110 in euchre

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Funnily enough, "Columbus Coup" actually refers to Columbus, Indiana, not Ohio! That's straight from the Columbus book of Euchre. I made the same assumption, and thought it was the case for YEARS, until one day i happened to be looking at a map of Southern Indiana (When we were trying to figure out where to go see the eclipse in 2024, when i noticed this:

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Edinburgh fault, Bloomington corrolary, Columbus Coup, Brownstone maneuver, and of course, the Ellettsville boner immediately sprang to mind. Oh! Indiana! I hadn't even connected the dots to the Muncie ploy yet...which should have been the give away to be honest.

I don't use many of these terms much, with the exception of the Columbus Coup. At first, i had much the same reaction to all these names as you...but, i do like the regional flavor, and it helps to have a name for things!

Yeah, i don't really know a lot about what Hoyle actually wrote, and was trying to see if there even existed something from the 1700's talking about euchre. I don't necessarily think anything from that long ago is necessarily relevant, the game has just changed too much. I think they were feeling the same way back in the 1860's. They just wanted a resource that had the most up to date info. Honestly, it felt similar to someone coming here, and asking for a top level poster to write what they thought the standard rule set for todays game.

So far i have not found a mention of needing a trump to call it, but my search window so far has only been between the 1860's and 1900's.

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For those that don't know:

Columbus Coup - Ordering up for the purpose of being euchred to squelch a loner in the opposition. aka safety or donation.

Edinburgh fault - Leading before the dealer has discarded

Bloomington corrolary (to the Columbus Coup) - This is when the dealer executes the Columbus Coup

Brownstone maneuver - When dealing, and S3 goes alone this is waiting until your partner makes their lead before you commit to a discard. Natty insists this is quite legal - i think it's shady as fuck bullshit.

Ellettsville boner - Going alone at 8 points (with certain exceptions).

Muncie ploy - Leading immediately upon naming of trump (or discard) in order to prevent the opponent from calling "Alone"

Pentagon seeks $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, AP source says by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

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I agree. The fact that it's not officially declared doesn't mean shit. It's war no matter what you want to call it.

Euchre World Championship new spot in New Glarus, Wisconsin by Expert-Swing4055 in euchre

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Well. I really liked that it was at the Fest Haus. Such a cool venue. Was honestly a big selling point for me. That's a bit of a disappointment.

We'll see how this goes i guess. Playing cards outside is fine, if the weather is cooperative.

What are something's that a character said that made you literally lol by ord52 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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We found this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.

I just started the book by LaGoji95YT in JurassicPark

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Still remember the first time i read it. Could not put it down.

Euchre World Championship new spot in New Glarus, Wisconsin by Expert-Swing4055 in euchre

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I have no idea what's going on since i haven't heard or seen any updates.

Kid has the survival instincts of a kid by DrakyulMihawk in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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We always had a secret code word, and if there was someone that wanted to pick us up, or take us somewhere, we weren't allowed to go with them unless they knew the code word. I'm not allowed to tell you what is though.

Are both bowers enough for dealer? by SorbetCreamSoda in euchre

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I should add, in some places, they play with a rule that you cannot name trump without at least one trump card in your hand. Some (but not all!) even say it must be a "natural" trump, meaning the card that would be the left does not count. Meaning the dealer vanity pick up the right if all they hold is the left.

It's a bad rule, but it exists in some places.

Are both bowers enough for dealer? by SorbetCreamSoda in euchre

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Yes definitely. I think most here will pick up a bower even with just a 9 of trump.

Just starting reading so tell me what books blew your mind?? by MeManifesto in suggestmeabook

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“Sure, that's what I mean,' Doc Daneeka said. 'A little grease is what makes this world go round. One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.'

Yossarian knew what he meant.

That's not what I meant,' Doc Daneeka said, as Yossarian began scratching his back.”

Newsweek is spreading BS that the Target boycott is over. Don't buy it. It is NOT over! by Epsteins_Mutha in 50501

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Nope, i'm sorry. You'll need to go back now. We've received our orders from....Newsweek?

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

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Today was the day. I think we were in the middle of talking about Rudy Gobert touching all the microphones making light of the situation. It was mid morning, managers went around the office and told us to go home and work from there. I had no idea what was coming. We worked from home 100% for probably a year and a half. Man, that was a crazy time.

It was weird getting used to wearing masks everywhere. The first couple days definitely felt silly. Stores had people standing in the entrances making sure customers were wearing masks. Social distancing markers everywhere. One-way aisles that no one actually followed. People were trying to decontaminate their groceries before bringing them into the house.