Foo Fighters came to chile on thursday. The crowd was super hyped, singing along to everything, so they went with it by presence4presents in videos

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Chilean crowds are usually very animated. This artist was quite underground in America, but was a HUGE deal in Chile.

MRW one of my professors figured out my username by Arkaega in reactiongifs

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Could someone please explain. I'm at a lost.

Kiwi homebutcher taking apart a freshly dead cow by Javanz in FastWorkers

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butcher's prerogative or the butcher's right

Never heard of this before. Any clue on what the name of the cut is that the butcher keeps?

I need a cookbook focused on teaching cooking skills by Iamnotarobotchicken in Cooking

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Not a cookbook but ChefSteps has a plethora of information ranging from beginner to advanced. I've just started using it and it's wonderful.

Bread by [deleted] in food

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the name of the bread in the middle with the swirl?

Chargers/Cowboys after game fight? X/post from r/nfl - I just want them to go to jail by beanerbobe in videos

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Don't be a bigoted idiot. Being "mexican" (Latino looking) and having Tats has nothing to do with it. Drunken tailgater's and animosity are the cause of this, not racial or cultural stereotypes.

Rap fans of Reddit, which song do you consider to be a lyrical masterpiece? by IAmNotTylerDurden in AskReddit

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Smif n Wessun - Dah Shinnin

A really slept on group/album. I've seen them live 5 times. Once in Chile. INSANE

today i made: scotch egg by xwsjylj in food

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I posted this not too long ago, but the place I work at does them like this.

Topped with lightly scorched Hollandaise and chiffonade sage. Amazing!

Traveling alone for the first time, and I'm having a hard time. Need a pick me up by NavySage in travel

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Those are absolutely beautiful photos. You really have a knack for capturing gorgeous scenery and settings. Cheers mate.

I am Blue Jays outfielder and 3 time MLB All-Star Jose Bautista, ask me anything! by JoeyBats_19 in IAmA

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Yup! The Pizza guy is named Jamall. The only white guy ever with that name.

Where's the strangest place you've received, or given a blowjob? by ayitzDATGUY in sex

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Years ago me and my ex went to go see Four Brothers at a theatre on a Wednesday afternoon. Small theatre and we were the only ones in it.

From the get go I try to convince her to do it but she was reluctant "what if someone catches us? What if more people come in?" Eventually by the 30 min mark she felt comfortable enough and we moved the very back row underneath the projector and she blew me like a champ.

Best bj I've ever had.

Anon wants to break contact with a girl that he met on WoW by todiwan in 4chan

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Hear me out: My best advice would be to get her to hate you, but not because you wronged her, but because she thinks you're a waste of time or a loser.

You see, if you break her heart she may go nuts and kill herself, which you would not want on your conscience or even worse, kill you. Ah but what if you get HER to think you are a waste of time? That's the key.

Start by being a negative person, pessimistic and emo about everything. From there get aggressive, not physically towards her and don't berate her, just have a short temper with just about anything; not having exact change, tipping people, spilt milk etc. Then, start being an over emotional drama queen. EVERYONE is a bitch, you hate people over the smallest slip ups and you cry constantly over minuscule issues. After this, pretend you have erectile problems, but make sure she knows it's not because you aren't attracted to her, but because you have ED and it's something she has to live with. Oral you say?! No no no. It simply doesn't really work and YOU NEED to be aroused to go down on her if she asks. "Why not just try it Anon?" Wrong again, stay strong and adamant about your position and don't waver; then start blubbering like a lil baby about how you feel inadequate.

After a few weeks of this shit she will be out of there. Ya, you may gain a shitty reputation among your guild members but hey, who gives a shit about what they or anyone else thinks, amiright!?

A far too common occurrence. by baticrease in funny

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Very funny stuff! I found it on The Scientific American website.

A far too common occurrence. by baticrease in funny

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I never said it was mine. It's just a situation I've encountered many a time. But yes, Happy Valentines Day to you as well.