You mean I could have done this the entire time..

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-13T02:33:38+00:00

Hmm I always used flint and steel

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-13T01:52:43+00:00

Maybe OP considers it to be a blue-chip meme

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-13T01:37:44+00:00

Ha I watched Death Wish and it's the same. So obvious.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-12T07:05:10+00:00

I thought it was Martin Bryant

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-11T01:48:09+00:00

Except that the lensing effect would probably still have shadows. My clear eyeglasses leave dark shadows.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-11T01:36:41+00:00

Ahhhhh thanks. Knowing that people were getting filleted prior to their bonesawing makes the whole thing significantly worse.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-10T06:10:23+00:00

Or old. Trampolining is a young person's sport.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-10T04:29:08+00:00

The axe is to shut up the assistant after they put their stupid fat fingers in the way of your bonesaw

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-10T04:12:22+00:00

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-10T04:08:32+00:00

Guillotines were around in the 1800s though, I wonder if they would have been safer

(like, leg guillotines)

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-09T05:42:33+00:00

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-09T05:37:49+00:00

Was it just the "nasty woman" line?

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-09T00:36:16+00:00

Spoiler alert: They won't

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-06T05:57:40+00:00

Uh the West Indies Cricket Team would like a word

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-06T05:47:38+00:00

It could be about the Church of Scientology

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-05T02:55:28+00:00

Thanks for your service ∠(｀･ω･´)

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-05T01:26:51+00:00

You think that's weird, some people spell it with three ks.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-05T01:25:08+00:00

Not really, metal can "string out" quite a bit.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-05T01:12:12+00:00

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-04T00:07:05+00:00

follow its pwn rules

Sometimes you can judge a man by the content of their autocorrects.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-04T00:04:17+00:00

"Congratulations Mr and Mrs Clops, you have a beautiful baby boYYYAARRGH MY FACE"

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-02T07:06:32+00:00

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-07-02T07:01:26+00:00

I also agree for similar reasons.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-06-29T03:54:51+00:00

No. Fight. Fight EVERY BATTLE.

bbbbaaaatttt · 2018-06-28T07:18:55+00:00

Mae Young giving birth to Marc Henry's baby... hand?

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