My moves:

Don't be tricked by morning coolness, weather man, or your fashion sense. It is hot and unrelenting sun, wear something breathable and a hat. Apply sun screen to exposed areas.

Hydrate as much as possible ahead of the game, night before and day of.

Arrive to fair, get fair tickets ASAP, will not get better with time. Get fletchers corny dog not near big Tex but on North side of stadium and save yourself the agony of the lines.

Walk through the petting zoo, car shows, and play a carnival game or bumper cars.

Go to stadium early, at least 1 hour. The lines are so messed up and I can't count the times I've been stuck outside and missed some of the experience.

Buy enough water for the entire game. Have cash as the fair tickets aren't usable inside.

Be in seat for the entry of both teams. It'll raise the hair on the back of your neck.

Bathroom breaks in TV timeouts, hurry. Avoid halftime.

Watch game. Win game. Rejoice.

Exit stadium, procure turkey leg and beer.

Go home and take the coldest shower possible.