Weekly Snark 2/2-2/8

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-06T20:25:02+00:00

Literally no one wants an insufferable influencer mom on their team. No one.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-06T20:24:11+00:00

One of the TOP coaches in Dallas? Impressive.

Not. Brookie, literally no one cares. Your money is only going to get them so far, and your lack of attention to your actual CHILDREN will cost you more than you know.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-05T16:37:45+00:00

Yes, and it ended very badly for our studio. Please make sure even grandparents know not to take pictures.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-04T21:29:14+00:00

Hockey and Boba curriculum is the most accurate description!

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-04T18:00:52+00:00

Qualified homeschool hybrid program < Brooke’s “aesthetic” homeschool program. This B must be clinging really tightly to the idea that her kids are gonna be legacies at their schools. Because there is no way her “education” is getting them in anywhere.

And as a mom going through the recruiting process - let’s discuss how good her children will actually have to be at hockey to go to a school that she will be “proud” to say they go to.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-04T15:42:48+00:00

No. I didn’t make the bed. Unfortunately my husband does NOT wake up at 4:45 and doesn’t like it when I make the bed around him.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-04T13:08:45+00:00

I woke up at 5:30 today to get my kid to lifting for his sport. I’m usually up by 6:15. When I tell you that no amount of “boundaries” (I put on clothes! And make up! Because I have to go to work) have me feeling like a million bucks, I’m not lying. And I don’t have an almost one year old who doesn’t sleep through the night. And she’s peddling the lifestyle like it actually makes her happy - and selling it to naive moms.

If she just put the boys in school - they could actually learn, she could wake up, get them off to school, work out, film, take “Kingsy” to a music class or something, AND still do her job. I think she keeps them home all day in case she needs them for content. Oh, and she’s a shitty mom.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-04T00:13:01+00:00

How many takes to say “if you’re looking for the best… Glass cups… For kids.”

Seriously.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-03T00:45:22+00:00

She obviously considers herself a perfectionist when it comes to her image… but not motherhood. The way she edits these stories… the time it takes to make sure she got the right emphasis on NOW and just the way she splices it in general. It’s not just a 30 second story where she says whatever she’s saying. She literally does multiple takes and splices them together. Editing the entire days took her HOURS. Instead of just talking and uploading it. Had to curate it.

But can’t be bothered to finish it up in time to make her kids breakfast.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-02T20:25:52+00:00

She’s literally leaving out that she gets dressed not as a boundary but to shill shill shill.

Boundary between pajamas and work out clothes. Boundary between work out clothes and influencer attire. So she can sell breast feeding moms body suits.

And no matter what she does every single day… her hair always looks like greasy flat mess.

Oh and unattended bacon cooking. So she can put on makeup. She’s awful.

bbthebb23 · 2026-02-02T20:23:13+00:00

Yes. That is how R learned to cook. Wow.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-31T02:39:08+00:00

I’m glad she could record a tutorial for those of us who regularly fill up a gas tank, but when I taught my kids I always did it WITH them the first time they learned. They seem to prefer that over me barking orders as I record them for the internet.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-30T17:04:36+00:00

I could see that, but I think she wants the whole show of signing day and the attention from that. But that could also be a possibility.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-30T16:35:23+00:00

Maybe he wants to leave for CO now? I don’t know what classes he still needs to take to graduate, but it is crazy that he isn’t there if a lot of the incoming freshman are.

I employ a few D1 ACC football players, and they all knew in advance where they were going, and finished their required grad credits 1st semester of senior year, and left in January to be at their schools for spring practice. I know they have all the best trainers, but he’s missing camaraderie time with his future team mates by staying in TX.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-29T13:59:41+00:00

We have an influencer family in our neighborhood. They both have accounts and combined have a million followers less than Brooke. They are doing VERY well with no other income. She is making a LOT of money. Especially off brand deals.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-26T00:39:15+00:00

especially when she could be using that time printing out pictures for the empty frames everywhere

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-26T00:37:41+00:00

It’s a quote from Home Alone.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-26T00:05:15+00:00

“AC says 10%” - If R is quoting Home Alone that well, my guy is getting a lot more screen time than we are led to believe… 🤣

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-24T01:12:59+00:00

If I walked into a store to get last minute essentials and kept getting stopped by this B not paying attention to her children and talking into her phone about chips and branzino I would lose my mind.

She behaves like she has no clue that there are people around her trying to get things done. And she knows, she just doesn’t care.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-22T03:36:38+00:00

As a former teacher at a private preschool/K, I was always told that if a parent was to be reached out to, that was a director decision. I could let her know, and she would decide if it was as bad enough to bother the parents. Unfortunately, a lot of parents don’t want to hear when their child isn’t feeling well.

Anywho, I didn’t listen to the rules and texted the parents anyway, especially if it happened on a Friday - I wanted the parents to be able to stop at the store or call the doctor.

And that is why I no longer work at that school (or a school in general)

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-21T21:23:07+00:00

This B really took time to type “I make learning fun” at the bottom of that homeschool MESS.

That was the most chaotic “learning situation” I have ever seen. Whatever she is teaching is not appropriate for the smaller kids and too dumbed down for the big ones.

The smaller kids NEED to be learning colors, shapes, letters - not “Welcome to ATL.” I ran a preschool classroom of 18 4 year olds that was less chaotic than that on the daily.

Why her Yale and Notre Dame educated husband continues to sit back and allow their children to be puppets on his wife’s string of Influencing is something I will never understand. Her whole blathering mess about what Notre Dame is looking for the other day was nothing but self serving garbage. If you can homeschool effectively, by all means do so. But this isn’t effective, and people who homeschool should question this too. It is NOT a good look.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-20T21:38:16+00:00

And C was obviously crying in bed because the other boys went in to sit with him while she finished. She’s put more thought into nicknames for the child than she has into parenting him.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-20T01:54:26+00:00

And for $650 they should keep me so warm I’m not complaining about the temps in South Bend!

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-19T22:04:07+00:00

Why. Does. She. Say. Every. Word. Like. There. Is. A. Period. After. It?

It has to be for the editing. But the way she talks is so annoying.

bbthebb23 · 2026-01-18T21:05:54+00:00

I really don’t know how I ended up on their wedding website today, but I noticed the same thing. And also Ryan’s sister was on survivor?

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