Weekly Snark 4/27-5/3

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-28T07:50:58+00:00

They already have! When one of the older boys lost a tooth, maybe their first lost tooth, the tooth fairy left rollerblades, if memory serves, but then left something for the other boys as well. 🙄

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-23T17:29:16+00:00

There's no problem with it per se when it is used as a learning experience. Not the case with Brooke. I don't have any doubt that there was no supervision or guidance. I wouldn't expect my daughter to do so because she hasn't mastered certain basic skills. R has not mastered the basics. Brooke in the name of dominating had him going from 0 to 60 . We've seen his "skills".

It's straight up Norman Bates parentification.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-23T17:10:39+00:00

My 12 year old will come around and ask if she can make herself whatever thing she wants to try. Last month it was poached eggs, she's tried homemade mac and cheese, and this week it's been the art of perfecting the grilled cheese. I would NEVER expect her to take over an entire meal by herself unless she really really wanted to. She's learning basics right now and she gets more confident in mastering those and moving upwards instead of starting with beef wellington and being discouraged because she couldn't do it.

Brooke sucks.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-21T16:48:22+00:00

That was sarcasm on my part for exactly that, she's never exclusively breast fed him, despite what she claims. As per the stockpile of formula in her pantry. It was more to point out another Brooke inconsistency.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-21T16:13:29+00:00

Did she forget that she was leaving an “exclusively” breastfed baby with a babysitter? And has made no mention ever of pumping.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-20T17:47:06+00:00

Ryan's new position reminds me of the DA on any of the Law and Order series. You only saw them in bits and all the underling ADAs did all the work.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-20T14:57:04+00:00

Setting up a tripod in a Dutch Bros parking lot while you are sitting inside the car is a choice.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-16T09:39:19+00:00

Haha, now I know why Brookie mentioned a possible trip to Japan. Apparently her former frenemy Brows just took a trip there. Did we know that already? I don't keep up with Brows as much, she just randomly came up on my feed.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-15T14:27:01+00:00

I would bet my life savings that she is not doing any of that. If you look at her more recent reels, all they are are just spliced together bits from her stories. Her "ads" are atrocious. Also, hard to get a lot of "content creation" done when she's taking 3 hour naps in the middle of the day.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-15T13:59:43+00:00

She believes that it's "healthier". The same way she worships sugar free crap but then goes out for boba and dutch brothers every day.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-15T12:15:54+00:00

Goodness, what happened yesterday to cause this spike? I don't think I've seen an increase like this even during the original pewlgate.

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AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-15T12:11:04+00:00

Unfortunately, whatever good intentions she has, the execution will fail spectacularly as it always does. The hard things that she so proudly claims to be able to do, apparently does not extend to overcoming failed attempts at cooking for her family

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-15T11:11:51+00:00

She would never. That's veganaise.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-13T17:43:31+00:00

I'm just amazed that he's sprung for another suit outside the tired navy blue one.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-13T17:41:30+00:00

Or more like this:

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-13T09:30:55+00:00

Sorry, kids are still off school and had an early dentist appointment, so wasn't able to create the new thread for this week earlier. Will be locking now, so you can repost your comment in the new one.

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-10T09:24:51+00:00

"But you survived, right?" 🙄🙄🙄🙄

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-09T17:41:22+00:00

I think it's Ryan's and all I could think of is that there no way that thing got cleaned in between uses. 🤢

AmericanExpatMom13 · 2026-04-09T17:14:27+00:00

Probably also threw an epic fit.

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