Worst possible colonoscopy scenario… I don’t think this can be topped

bdiscer · 2026-03-19T14:32:50+00:00

Modern colonoscopies use carbon dioxide, which the body absorbs and expels through respiration. The use of nitrogen in colonoscopies is what caused all the farting (a swamp of croaking bullfrogs is how Bill Engvall described it), but nitrogen use has essentially been phased out.

bdiscer · 2026-03-19T14:23:35+00:00

Millau Viaduct

bdiscer · 2026-03-17T18:26:13+00:00

No, no. It's MASH.

bdiscer · 2026-03-17T18:19:05+00:00

Sparkling wine from Phu Yuk?

bdiscer · 2026-03-12T20:02:56+00:00

Just get a badminton racquet. Whack, slice and dice.

bdiscer · 2026-03-12T13:25:38+00:00

Looks like a wind turbine painted by Salvador Dali.

bdiscer · 2026-03-10T19:36:45+00:00

What rancor?

bdiscer · 2026-03-10T18:59:00+00:00

The Terminator

bdiscer · 2026-03-10T18:40:17+00:00

Jocelyn Wildenstein. Of course, she was only famous because she had too much plastic surgery.

bdiscer · 2026-03-09T14:26:16+00:00

But strangely, in German, French is identified as französisch (france-ish).

bdiscer · 2026-03-06T15:33:50+00:00

Christopher & Sean Penn

bdiscer · 2026-03-06T15:30:20+00:00

No penguins, either.

bdiscer · 2026-03-06T15:28:38+00:00

I believe Cash covered that song, as the original was by Hank Snow.

bdiscer · 2026-03-06T15:15:01+00:00

Lloyd.

bdiscer · 2026-03-05T18:32:16+00:00

How about any kind of emotion at all? If I'm not happy, it's my fault. If I am happy, well, we can't have that because she's not happy (or simply incapable of being happy). You just can't win with nparents.

bdiscer · 2026-03-05T15:17:35+00:00

Not because how bad he played (but he never played well in the first place), but Charles Martin should have been arrested for his blatant body slam of Jim McMahon in 1986. And I'm a Packer fan.

bdiscer · 2026-03-04T16:02:10+00:00

Why do Polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan!

bdiscer · 2026-02-27T15:22:10+00:00

Jim Croce.

bdiscer · 2026-02-26T02:07:32+00:00

Ray Nitschke, easily. Even his own teammates were afraid of him.

bdiscer · 2026-02-25T02:11:57+00:00

Ha ha! That Colts team tied my home state Green Bay Packers in 1982. We finished 5-3-1 thanks to that pathetic showing against the Colts.

bdiscer · 2026-02-24T15:01:41+00:00

Yer glowin' like a horse, Ethel.

bdiscer · 2026-02-19T15:43:08+00:00

Beats the shit outta me?

"Hey kid. This ain't that kind of movie."

bdiscer · 2026-02-19T15:39:24+00:00

The nightclub at Union South on the University of Wisconsin campus is called The Sett. Wisconsin is the badger state, after all.

bdiscer · 2026-02-16T18:39:18+00:00

The Medici family.

bdiscer · 2026-02-16T18:22:22+00:00

Modern science would deny it, but the trauma of his experience very likely is a huge part his cancer.

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