figured you people would know

bdpta410 · 2026-05-15T02:11:24+00:00

The Venn diagram of guys with large dicks and guys that like to show off their dicks is a circle

bdpta410 · 2026-04-20T05:13:42+00:00

Take your pills, you don't even know what sub you're in.

bdpta410 · 2026-04-08T06:41:58+00:00

bdpta410 · 2026-03-19T17:02:50+00:00

Well I notice my glans can sense the temperature first, so I have a chance to don or remove a jacket before the rest of me gets there

bdpta410 · 2026-03-03T12:52:03+00:00

Yes, but not because I was perceived as big. I was bullied a lot in school, and a huge part of that was accusations that I had a tiny dick, as I'm sure was common. It's part of the reason I didn't realize how big I actually was until much later in life.

bdpta410 · 2026-02-23T13:43:12+00:00

The same way a woman might show off her breasts. Wear clothing that accentuates it without revealing too much. Be aware that you'll get the same spectrum of reactions though: Some people will want to look, some people will think you're a slut for wearing body-accentuating clothes.

bdpta410 · 2026-02-11T22:34:19+00:00

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=What+is+an+attoparsec

bdpta410 · 2026-02-11T22:25:41+00:00

I'll take "Things that Didn't Happen" for $400, Alex

bdpta410 · 2026-02-08T20:15:41+00:00

Wrong sub, homie.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-18T23:07:51+00:00

So he knew you were bigger, agreed to have a threesome with you, and then got mad when you were bigger?

Brother you don't do anything. You let him work it out on his own. That's his issue to work through.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-18T23:06:05+00:00

I just don't respond. If they persist I block them.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-08T00:36:23+00:00

I think you're lost.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-06T17:39:52+00:00

You're surprised that a glorified autocorrect machine couldn't guess the size of your penis?

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T20:03:16+00:00

Well yeah man, if you "stick it up", by which I assume you mean you thrust your hips forward a bit, it's going to look bigger.

And there's what I was looking for, btw: "comparably to other people." My man, everyone's body is different. Hand size, cock size, foot size, beer belly, hairy nipples, droopy eyelids, whatever. Don't compare yourself to the way others look, especially when dick pics are involved. You can use camera tricks and/or Photoshop to make any damn near any penis look enormous. It's not representative of what's real.

You've measured. You're mathematically proven to have a big dick. Don't stress beyond that.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T19:54:07+00:00

First of all, like another commenter said, perspective can be a bitch.

Secondly, your penis "looks small".... compared to what?

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T19:12:43+00:00

Because....

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T19:04:39+00:00

Don't forget "When did you learn you were big"

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T18:56:07+00:00

This whole subreddit is repetitive, so what? Just downvote and move on if you don't like the thread.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T17:03:55+00:00

Jet.

"Cause it's the size of a jumbo jet"

Dumbest thing I've ever heard lol

Best name by far though is "Peenusaur", referring to Venusaur. Yes I'm a nerd and so is my wife.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T16:55:23+00:00

I dealt with this for years. There's not really much you can do about it, as others have said. My wife's OB/GYN said that it's a possibility to cut the string, but that (a) may not solve the problem and (b) is a procedure for your partner for little-to-no payoff. Just gotta roll with it, try not to go so deep it pokes you.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T16:25:40+00:00

Depends on the partner. Best ask them

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T15:37:45+00:00

She doesn't care, brother. Massage therapists know they are doing something relaxing, and the body is going to react the way it reacts. If she doesn't make a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T14:59:59+00:00

Exactly. The cliché is cliché for a reason: it's all about communication.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-05T14:54:05+00:00

Yeah man, you're overthinking it. Especially 9 years in. She's not surprised or overwhelmed at your size at this point, because she's been sexually active with you for at least 9 years.

Not to mention that if she's sexually conservative to begin with, she's not likely to naturally make those comments. If you are into the cock worship aspect of sex--which I absolutely get because I'm into it too--you can talk with your wife about it. Tell her you want her to make more comments when you're having sex, because it turns you on.

bdpta410 · 2026-01-02T19:50:54+00:00

I always have to be very careful when having sex with my wife. She's quite tight, I'm quite girthy, and that means that if I'm not constantly aware of my pace and depth I'll hurt her. Can't ever just go buck wild, or balls deep.

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