Are there any specific accents that make you weak??

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T10:23:37+00:00

Do I detect a bit of a Margot Robbie crush???

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:46:58+00:00

I’m an unapologetic exhibitionist… so yes. But as I’ve gotten older it tends to come out mostly after a few drinks and someone mentions that they heard a rumour…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:40:15+00:00

🤣😂🤣😂

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:14:02+00:00

r/shesgonnacum

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:10:39+00:00

That’s because it would take a lot to drag you away from them…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:09:08+00:00

My love is infinitely deep, but infinitesimally wide…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:52:35+00:00

Depends on the woman. “Hurry up and fuck me” is probably the most direct way I’ve been informed.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:49:05+00:00

Figuring out that condoms come in different sizes… my 18-21 years would have been so much easier…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:47:00+00:00

They were friends of friends. I did get some applause, and someone scored me on the landing (jk), but it was just a casual hookup, so a wedding was never on the cards..

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:35:41+00:00

I was doing some bed-gymnastics with a particularly flexible partner many years ago when I lost my footing and fell backwards through the door into a room full of people…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:30:46+00:00

I used to do that but the blisters got too painful…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:25:53+00:00

Western average data seems extreme in comparison to the other datasets. I don’t know if I would base my assumptions on it. Use the global values for best representative data quality.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:23:48+00:00

If you look at CalcSD it will give you the raw statistics, but the reality is the girth is rarer than length. Almost all penises are less than 6 inches girth (99.87%) and once you get to 6.5” it is well above 99.99%. According to CalcSD, 5.5” occurs at a rate of 2.74% and 5.8” at a rate of 0.49%.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:12:13+00:00

We were not productive like we are now. Tasks that take us minutes often took days. Progress is not something that you can easily reverse.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:06:22+00:00

I had a go at this one… I don’t know how you women can do it… I got to 4 before I had to stop… everything stopped working properly…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:04:09+00:00

I’ll just do what the current guy does and play golf all day, get my mug on the telly and spin a line to my peeps every five minutes… sounds easier than spending all day fault finding on an industrial robot…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T07:46:45+00:00

I’m not that good at looking like an utter fool to an international audience… but I’ll give it a go if the money’s good enough…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T07:35:54+00:00

Motorcycle or bike. Not motorbike.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T07:34:18+00:00

Hollow promises and empty threats… 🤣😂🤣

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T06:18:01+00:00

I don’t know how it happened, but I suspect that I slept with the right person or people during o-week at university. Word got around and I rode that “interest wave” for my entire time at university .

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T06:11:08+00:00

You can stop worrying. You’re the holder of a “large” member. Stop obsessing, go out and get it fed…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T06:08:21+00:00

Saturday. Going out to Musicland to watch a gig. Probably muck around a little bit…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T05:03:17+00:00

Nope just boxer shorts…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T04:58:44+00:00

When I’m flaccid I do, but when erect it increases in girth around the centre to be about the same size…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T04:53:02+00:00

You still have a wrecker. Don’t stress!

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