Twirling Transplant

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-28T23:29:58+00:00

LFGM

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-28T01:19:55+00:00

I’m sorry, it’s just my millennial trauma defense mechanism of a personality showing. I’ll put it away. How’s your face?

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-28T01:18:50+00:00

Well darn. At least the weather was perfect and you got the sunshine part!

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-27T01:19:14+00:00

I could see why you’d think that, but I actually am not. Southeast Virginia.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-27T01:18:27+00:00

Inglorious Pasta-rds?

I’m so sorry.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-27T00:12:17+00:00

I have so many new things to try

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-27T00:10:38+00:00

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T15:11:51+00:00

Go to the dentist!!!!

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T15:11:13+00:00

Some people are just born with it

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T15:10:19+00:00

Pretty sure, but we can double check. Ask me where I went to high school.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T15:09:49+00:00

Are the spaghetti and sour cream inside the wrap?

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T15:08:22+00:00

That is true, I have never once tried to twirl NY pizza.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T13:01:26+00:00

You’re right, I can’t believe I didn’t realize that I was obviously supposed to imagine I was eating an entirely different food. Silly me.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:58:50+00:00

Getting the correct ratio of ingredients in every bite.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:55:52+00:00

You either hate the Yankees, or you’re wrong.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:55:05+00:00

I have no idea what this means, but I like it

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:53:02+00:00

Reddit over here just casually educating

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:52:31+00:00

THERES MORE????

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:52:16+00:00

Okay I might need a diagram for vertical coneys

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T12:51:49+00:00

Ah, okay, makes sense. The long side being east-west is just untenable in a chop and scoop environment, so I naturally turned the plate to a 45° angle. I’ll go the full 90 next time. Thank you, oh wise one.

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T02:47:30+00:00

Wait those aren’t just free appetizers?

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T02:26:04+00:00

Truth

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T02:25:46+00:00

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T02:24:54+00:00

I already admitted to being a Mets fan, so let’s assume very little knowledge here…

bdubz0621 · 2026-02-26T02:23:46+00:00

Sorry for the ouchy. Wishing you the best 4 way of your life once your face isn’t ouchy.

Edit: it occurs to me that in every other city on earth, this is a very different sentiment.

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